30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

But tut tut Bugger I thought you had read these threads? We are all about the lesbo erotiviolence.

Oh those affected by cat fleas - try Advocate. Apparently Frontline has stopped working as all the fleas have become mutant chemical resisitant.

I cooked a lovely pizza last night only to then spill the lot down my clean t shirt and onto the concrete and plaster dust encrusted floor. Of course I ate it.

This is what happened to my cat this morning :

She went for a poo(h) in her litter tray and has obviously been eating grass to make herself sick, as they do sometimes. A whole length of grass went through her little system unchewed and emerged out of her arse. It kind of hung there with a ball of poo(h) on the end of it. She scraped her bum across the carpet to get rid of it as it was obviously irritating. So I had scrapes of cat poo(h) on the (beige) carpet. Perfect.

PS I spent £19 on 3 little tubes of Frontline yesterday. It better bloody work.

Evil cat has advocate after his fleas became immune to front line. I tried combing him with a flea comb once.

arial that must have been just lovely this morning! Please say you'd had a cup of tea first? My old lab did that once and my dad had to pull it out. Will never forget the look on either of their faces

Love the way your sweet "kitten" has graduated to "evil cat" after he hit the one year mark! My cat adores being combed. She adores it so much she goes into a frenzy of wriggling and purring before inevitably starting to bite when the pleasure all gets too much!

This thread has turned to shit....

[and fleas]

Bleugh.

Yeah? So?

Alps I didn't get time to go to the damn post office today! Will def be going to get it tomorrow. Will keep it in the package because I will of course be getting a BFP next weekend...

All you lot ever go on about is pussy.

All of the above has just made me

My mum's cat did a pooh on the bed once. When my mum was in it. Nice.

I no longer want a cat. Ugh!

Anyone up for a fight...? I could use a little bit of violence here.

I hate pets. The idea of fleas and poop scooping is too much. There are lots of kittens on you tube. Besides, i can't even keep house plants alive!

My clever phone has said just now "today is an ideal day for intercourse." why does it never say that when we are off work? He is on a bloody twelve hour shift for the third day in a row. Don't fancy my chances tonight!

MOG, Kat , is your phone hitting on you? Tut.

Our cat has never shat innapropriately or had fleas. Any other filthy disgusting horrific thing you can think of though, he'll have done all of those. I suspect he is saving it all up for his dotage when he will stagger round the house dribbling shite and barfing with one eye weeping gunk and snot hanging off his nose. I wonder if the rescue home would accept a return if Mr Boots has kept the receipt?

I have done too much exercise these last two days and this morning my spine went CLUNK when I rolled over in bed. I honestly thought I had snapped it. This is proof that exercise is bad for you.

No, I was here first

Oh and Happy Birthday Brown

I am mumsnetting werking. And will be for at least a couple of hours. And then I will be going home, throwing things in a suitcase and trying to get an early night before getting up at daft o'clock to go to France tomorrow. With my laptop and many documents in tow....

Buggeration - hope the droid is not as bad as expected. Please have [http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.planetware.com/i/photo/kremlin-tsar-cannon-in-moscow-r243.jpg&imgrefurl=www.planetware.com/picture/russia-kremlin-tsar-cannon-in-moscow-r-r243.htm&usg=__4tK6AoVmdxs9hnpreFJ705LOTl8=&h=334&w=500&sz=192&hl=en&start=0&sig2=JEKWhxhIW_Mr5_oGp7zaOA&zoom=1&tbnid=JcLfIzElTs6ECM:&tbnh=154&tbnw=196&ei=-xknTovXDc_MtAb9k5HECQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dcannon%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D680%26tbm%3Disch&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=788&vpy=314&dur=89&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=143&ty=71&page=1&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0 this]] for swift disposal.

Fanks very muchly for birthday wishes Boo. Today I ate cake and pounded the streets at work. My OH has planned a party for me on Sunday, so I forgave him for having his Important Work Thing today.

Euro - Hope working in France (?) will not be too dreadful.

As for the rest of you - wedgies and chinese burns all round... and some gin. And champagne.

Bollox. Ignore above, and this it without the link fail.

Happy Happy Birthday Brownie. Have this balloon shaped like a massive pair of boobs to tie round your wrist.

Euro you work too hard. I decree you need a day off.

Boo have you collected The Package?!

Hope the Moses Droid is bearable Lugs