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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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MrBitey · 18/07/2011 20:47

I have been giggling at the tory shagging fred and thought I'd see what was going on in here and nip any mention of my having anything to do with DCs disappearance in the bud

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Ariesgirl · 18/07/2011 20:51

I WANT TO SEE THE TORY SHAGGING THREAD

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InTheSunshine · 18/07/2011 20:56

ME TOO! Why is it so fucking cold & wet in this country? Why isn't it summer? Mr Craig in those little blue trunks.mmmmmmmm yes please.

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Ariesgirl · 18/07/2011 21:01

Jude is girly.

END OF!

Ariesgirl · 18/07/2011 21:01

To be a real man, one needs to hack orcs' heads off and wield a broadsword.

InTheSunshine · 18/07/2011 21:03

Jude wouldn't have a threesome with another man Bugger his ego would get in the way!

Someone on that Tory Fred said she fancied David Salmon Pink Cameron. That made me heave.

buggerlugs82 · 18/07/2011 21:03

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Ariesgirl · 18/07/2011 21:04

Fanks for link Blush

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Ariesgirl · 18/07/2011 21:11

If me and Pickles and were the last people on earth I would happily sacrifice the human race.

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Ariesgirl · 18/07/2011 21:25

You look distressingly pert and youthful from the back. I'm think we ought to perhaps kick you out after all.

Nice cats

eurochick · 18/07/2011 21:40

Yep, still on the AC, Bugger. I have everything crossed that it doesn't fvk up my cycles horribly.

starcuntmole · 18/07/2011 22:10

I have met DC (the shorts one, not the salmon)

I am having Mitchell in LOTR, regardless of beard, so as long as you steer clear, I'm happy for you to hit it out over the fairies and trolls.

Last day at skool tomorrow- yiipppeee!

starcuntmole · 18/07/2011 22:11

Bumstix I mean the Hobbit, soz. Blush

MadameBoo · 18/07/2011 22:18

Ooh, I'm going to do that friends thing.

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MadameBoo · 18/07/2011 23:14

Bugger Jude is girly.

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CherryAddict · 18/07/2011 23:31

Oh Aragon...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

bugs you can have Jude all to yourself.

So I have been MENTAL all weekend, blaming the full moon entirely, anyone else felt it?

MrBitey · 19/07/2011 07:32

was he in his shorts at the time?

AlpinePony · 19/07/2011 08:23

"licks cunty"? My this place has totally lezzed itself. Wink That's that cock-dodger and her influence!

boo I think it probably is! Grin I put it in the box to try and stop Royal Mail smashing it in to smithereens and that would've been just a smidgen too thick to go through a letterbox, although if you knew it was in a box and how big the box was you'd push it through iykwim! Good luck with it - I do hope you read all the reviews on Amazon and curl your lip whilst doing so to ensure successful diffage first time out. Wink There are 10 wee sticks in it, not that you'll need more because MOG you're going to get diffed first month!

MrBitey · 19/07/2011 08:31

Grin at ski I thought when I wrote that it looked more like a statement of sexuality than an attempt to ingest a bit of Daniel Craig!

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