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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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buggerlugs82 · 15/07/2011 16:01

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MadameBoo · 15/07/2011 16:02

You're the one who wanted to join with the hags Buggery, no use bellyaching now Wink.

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buggerlugs82 · 15/07/2011 16:32

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owlbooty · 15/07/2011 17:34

Ps. Sunny wtf? Gotta hope the next person he tries that one on turns out to be a policeperson in disguise. What a twat.

Ariesgirl · 15/07/2011 19:10

So AA Milne really was writing about Winne the Shit then?

starcuntmole · 15/07/2011 20:31

No The 'pooh' referred to was the noise that Winnie made when he was blowing a fly off his nose.

MadameBoo · 15/07/2011 21:19

Is there a word for someone who is obsessed with poo and wee?

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starcuntmole · 15/07/2011 22:00

Scatologist? Scatophile? summat like that.

buggerlugs82 · 15/07/2011 22:25

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eurochick · 15/07/2011 23:13

That's pretty full on. I've replied with how I tend to deal with it on the thread you started about this. All of my friends outside work know we are trying so they ask how things are going but in a very sensitive way (the benefit of being a barren old hag is that I am not the first of my friends to struggle to conceive).

CherryAddict · 15/07/2011 23:59

What a nosy biatch, you shouldn't have to tell anyone anything if you don't want to! Don't be angry though just don't reply. It's shit tonot be able to tell people, I haven't told many friends at all, or family, cos I dint want it to become 'conversation'. Am lucky to gave v good friend who is also reflexologist so can cry at her occasionally tonight.
God I'm sick of myself, 2 years on and nothing...
Why is it so bloody hard???

CherryAddict · 16/07/2011 08:38

Sorry for morose end to post, too much wine and emotion!

Feeling fighty, who wants a scrap in the mud?

starcuntmole · 16/07/2011 09:21

Ooh sounds appealing-I'm already nekkid after stripping at the door having got wetter than a wet thing at a wet convention whilst
Running just now. What better way to cheer up
A dreary Saturday than necked mud wrestling?!

Sorry for rubbish nosy biatches bugslife, there are Sadly too many about.
Perhaps we could organise a 'magical mystery'
Coach tour- only apply if you have a sensitivity chip
Missing, and an unnatural interest in other's wombles. Passengers could have a ride around all the previous palais, to get an inkling
Of what they're obviously unable to empathise with currently, and finish up
Here where we give 'em a good kicking in the ring?

c.o.l.a. here, have a go on Johnny- he's always good company
In this situation.

Apologies for random capitals, ispelling.

buggerlugs82 · 16/07/2011 10:34

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CherryAddict · 16/07/2011 10:53

I do seriously love this image... there's a free festival near me, I might just go and actually act it out..

CockDodger · 16/07/2011 15:25

Fuckin 'ell!

CockDodger · 16/07/2011 15:26

*civilised. Tut!

eurochick · 16/07/2011 16:58

This fight club looks a lot more fun than my lonely office.

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CockDodger · 16/07/2011 17:15

Could everyone please try to control themselves?

There are young people present.

Ariesgirl · 16/07/2011 17:37

I have never been to a lesbian bar. Or a gay one.

I am going to Harry Pothead tonight - woohoo! I'll need to take tishoos.

Ahem. Who wants a fight?

MadameBoo · 16/07/2011 19:14

I went last night. It is great. I did cry. I want to see it again. Enjoy, Ramlady.

I have been to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar. And several gay nightclubs, for purposes of dancing. We go sapphic here regularly Bugger. Now come here and let me help you out of those wet clothes.

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starcuntmole · 16/07/2011 23:14

Anyone else fucked off with the 'what age would you dare to keep trying for a baby' thread? It's really peed me off.

MadameBoo · 16/07/2011 23:15

I broke fred :(

Have just finished a great book. I got a bit teary while reading that too. Hmm, I spot an emerging pattern :o

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MadameBoo · 16/07/2011 23:15

ooh hello Cunty. I didn't click on that fred deliberately. I knew where it would go. Hide it.

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