30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

ooh, FFJ, chickie!

Hurrah for all the shagging, there must be an MSDP 2011!

Also, boak at the umbilical cord thing - EA's fell off during her hospital stay, and the nurse asked if I wanted the clip. I politely declined!

owl you are as wise as your name suggests. I shall stop panicking. My EW usually arrives a bit closer to ov than yours but always before so Mr Euro is getting it tonight!

The pork pie fred was mind-boggling. FFuxache. I am supposed to be going to France next week for a couple of days. If I magically get duffed this month, the embryo is going to mostly be fed on unpasturised cheese, undercooked meat and pink wine. I am bored of living the 2ww as "potentially pregnant".

BTW, I just had my acupuncture session. She stuck needles above my ovaries as usual and then attached a tens machine to them with little clamps that looked very much like the jump leads you use on a car that won't start. I think she is trying to jump start my aging ovaries. Twas veh odd.

Oooh Alpy Thank you kindly, what with that on it's way and Rocket borrowing Smallboo's old cot I think that puts me right in line for an ironidiff (are you listening youniverse?) n'est ce pas?

What do French women eat when diffed Euro?

Y'know I never notice any of the EWCM thing. It's never obvious to me.

Where are you all? Mumsnet's been touch and go for me tonight, is it the same for you lot?

Apparently, French women are terribly strict - toxo tests throughout preg and no undercooked meat, unpasturised cheese, etc (it's about the only time it's socially acceptable to order a properly cooked steak in France. They are even advised not to eat salad unless they have washed it themselves.

I can't fail to notice the EWCM. It's just THERE.

It's not lilke I don't notice that some times it's, erm, more fluid than others. Maybe I need to play with it a bit more.

TMI alert

You know the way the spaff hangs off Ben Stiller's ear in the THAT scene in Something About Mary? It's kinda like that for me. It is unmissable.

I spat out my drink laughing at Euro and her spaff comment. There is no such thing as over sharing on MN. I read a fred in AIBU the other week about a woman who was so constipated that she had to pull the pooh out of her self. True story.

Boo EWCM is not obvious to me either. I have to go looking for it

So here's my story for today.... I am driving to the needles woman, I have to turn off a main road & up a side street, a massive BMW driven by fat old man is blocking the entrance of said street, I flash him and gesticulate to move (which he could do, there was plenty of space behind him), he doesn't do this for some time but eventually moves back enough. I turn up street, shake my head & mutter twat. I then notice that he is behind me, like right behind me. He follows me all the way to the needles where he asks me why I called him a twat, to which I calmly reply, because you were blocking the junction and it annoyed me. He then tells me that I will be very sorry about this. I am about to walk off when I think hold on & go back to ask him what right he thinks he has to threaten me, to which he denies doing, his mate sat next to him says he never said anything & says I must be on drugs and then he drives off. Grrrr. I feel better just for writing that. As you were.

I didn't know poo had an h on the end

I too sometimes have strings of EWCM hanging. So do cows when they're ready for the bull apparently...

as in Winnie the...?

I'm just happy threads I'm on is working again. Loving all the sharing re FFJ. Mine is never all that gloopy.

I always write pooh. Well when I am writing pooh I use the h, rather than I am forever writing the word pooh. That would be tiresome.

Nah, we must agree to differ. It's always poo. :o

POO POO POO.

WEE.

FARTS.

I have very unselfishly not menkalled all over you all this am when I was on cd 30 (27 day cycle last month) as when I was checking old threads to see the length of previous cycles (exhibit #1: menkal) I realised quite how self obsessed and irritating I have become over it all, and (honest) I'm not really like that, and so I kept schtum, and then droid arrived at lunchtime. Since then I have cavorted in sunshine in beautiful countryside and picked berries and marvelled in the wonder of growing fruit, then been for a really awesome run, even though I haven't been for five days, and quite frankly I'm not even bovvered about the red stuff. Well not now, but that's a really quick recovery, so I really need some kind of medal or reward system based on chocolate or money or something.

And also, how are you all?

See that thread with the unfortunate 'stopped up' lady- I can relate to that muchly, post surgery once- v v v not good in a hospital toilet. Esp when they won't let you go, until you go.

poo is american. Do you also write color? And theater? Because then we will have to seriously readdress our relationship.

Undressed, of course.

Hands Cunty huge medal, made of chocolate. Better eat it quickly...

Bloody hell, Pooh is in the dictionary. And it's not the bear!

Running is great for making you Cunty. Well sometimes. Feel free to menkul though. And sorry for bastard droid anyway.

God I'm dull aren't I. I'm going away to find something interesting to say.

I'm dull too Sunny.