30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

[MadameBoo]

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

Evening ladies. Smooches Rie, Boo & Cunty. I have missed you! I've been to the pub. In fact I've had quite a luffly day. We managed the sechs. About fecking time. Performance ishoos seem to have subsided.

When people asked me about TTC I say I'll have one when I can buy one. Usually stops the conversation.

Where's that evil Fred? I could give someone a verbal slapping. Well maybe tomorrow morning

Night y'all.

My cat has fleas, the little cow. Nothing works, nothing. Thankfully they don't appear to like me, but MrA has bites all over his ankles. If someone came round to our house to assess our suitability for having a kid they would say NO NO NO!

HP was pretty good, but to be honest I always find the films a little bit of a let down after the books. The castle battle is good, and the kids are good (now they are adults!) but it was just missing a certain je ne sais quoi. And I didn't cry after all. And Neville is actually a man!

I can't use frontline on our old bugger Rie so he always has fleas. Children's services haven't knocked on the door yet though, so not to worry.

I greatly enjoyed HP. But I don't think I have the mind of a critic really, my ability to suspend my disbelief is well honed. I also think I have bits of the book in the back of my head which accentuates the whole experience - I don't know what it's like to watch one of the films without having read them but I do feel wistful about the bits they choose to cut at times.

Ditto Lord of the Rings. I am so bloody excited about The Hobbit.

90's tunes? See now I feel old. The 90's always seems like yesterday to me. I play songs from the 90's most of the time in this house. That's why I luffs 6music so much.

Sounds fab, where is it?

FFS. Just spotted a typo above.

seem, not seems. Anyway. am off to make cauliflower cheese to go with a roast dinner am cooking for my luffly outlaws. Laters, biatches.

Ahem. i finally have three bars and an egg. On day17!! This afternoon I am getting diffed.

I too have the LOTR DVDs and if I'm honest, it's only because I lust after Aragorn so much. He really is THE perfect man - faithful, passionate, powerful, strong, principled, GORGEOUS, handy with a broadsword

Morning ladies!

I have no idea where I am in my cycle. My temp chart is doing funny things. I am v tired and have a bit of a sore throat. I think I have what the GP would cal "a virus" (=I don't fvking know woman, you're just a bit ill). I think I ovulated a few days ago but my temps since then have been up and down so who knows. I might have to jump Mr euro this afternoon just to make sure.

I love HP but I do think the books are much better than the films. I will be going to see the last one at the cinema though. LOTR never did it for me, film or book.

I had love of all things LOTR drummed into me by one of my primary school teachers, Mrs Allen. I have been in love with Aragorn since the age of 12 Rie, when I first attempted LOTR, before Viggo even. So that makes him mine.

oh, am 2 woofling currently, blah fecking blah. Hurty boobs on occasion so I think that means probably a no.

Happy late egglaying to you Ramsbottom

Echinacea for you Euro

Don't be absurd, Boo. Don't you know who I am? I am Arwen.

Get that feminax down you, Buggeroff

Like the sound of 90p drinks lugs. I also think the 90's were yesterday, hence my obsession love of Lauren Laverne & 6 Music.

Hurrah for the 3bars Rie. Get busy!

I haven't seen any of the HP films. I read all the books & have a plan that when I can, I will get the box set of films & stay in one weekend to watch them all.

I am watching Bear Grylls on tv. Yes I would.

Would you? Yuck and ew. Ray Mears any day. At least he would provide pie and chips afterwards.

Boo Good call on Aragorn though. Unless singing in which case only with gaffer tape applied.

Also am v.jealous of 5 star treatment by DH when shitfaced, buggers . Mine mainly points and laughs. And then reminds me about it the next day. He still reminds me of when I got trollied on holiday and skipped down the beach in the dead of night, singing to myself. Then threw up.

Get shagging aries!

Apparently echinacea falls in the vast category of Things To Avoid When TTC. Meh.

No you're not Rie, you're Galadriel

I an Arwen. Ok. I'm fecking Rosie Cotton, but a girl can drean can't she?

*am. Pshaw.