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30's TTC - BESH fight club. Come and get your anger out here.

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MadameBoo · 01/07/2011 11:23

The first rule of the BESH fight club is that you don't talk about how easy it was to get updiffed.
The second rule is that you don't talk about the BESH fight club.

There you go. We have a destroyed spa to fight in - we just weren't relaxed enough.

Bring it on bitches.

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CockDodger · 11/07/2011 20:49

Have got a sore ear. Do you think I might be pg?

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CockDodger · 11/07/2011 20:51

yes

MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 20:53

Yes.

Cheers Cocker It's like mother's milk to me now.

Please start that fred. I am bored and need and need some amusement. I was meant to go to a dancing class tonight but I didn't because that bastarding shoe has wrecked my foot. Pls to share 'symptoms'? I had the sechs last night and felt sick after I ate my tea, do you think I am also updiffed? :o

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MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 20:58

bugger It's a rite of passage sweets. No sulking now Wink

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CockDodger · 11/07/2011 20:58

I think you definitely are! Nausea is definite sign of diffment, even if it occurs before the 2ww(oofl). I know this.

I have severe mastalgia and had a dizzy spell after a strenuous walk. Think we are due at the same time - we can be birth buddies!!!!

CockDodger · 11/07/2011 20:59

slow typist. X posted.

MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 21:00

Ooooh , yes, I think they call them bump buddies . And can I call you 'hon' and everything?

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CockDodger · 11/07/2011 21:05

Bump buddies!! There's already a term for it!!! Wow.

We can call our kids twins for fun!! OMG!!

Sorry, was that TMI?

MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 21:06

Where are you at in your cycle anyway buggery?

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MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 21:07

Cock, Its Twinz!!!111!!1111!!1 remember? :o

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MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 21:10

Fucking hell bugger. Did you get any replies on your fred about that drug you're on?

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CockDodger · 11/07/2011 21:10

Are you an insanely thin athlete, Bugger? Is there some reason for this lack of menses malarkey?

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MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 21:22

I hope it works for you. What's the success rate like?

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InTheSunshine · 12/07/2011 08:49

Morning slags. Fecking droid is here. No surprise.

Saw Bridesmaids last night. Hilarious. Catch you on the flipside motherfuckers. I've not laughed at a film that much for aaaaaggges. Made me happy.

MadameBoo · 12/07/2011 09:33

Sorry Sunny :(

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