I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

[allhailtheaubergine]

Who's in?

Do you know, I think I ovulated on the same night as the full moon! I shall call my inevitable baby Luna.

Or maybe Lune - I don't mind either way

I like Luna.

Are you having a girl then?

I haven't decided whether to have a boy or a girl.

Girl or boy, I don't mind at the moment. But I maybe decide on one or the other a few weeks into the pregnancy. Lune was the boy choice.

Luna Lovegood is my favourite Harry Potter character, so she will be in good company, if it is a girl.

Oh darn and nonsense, so sorry to spoil the party but am spotting and the evil witch is cramping my tummy, two days early. A practice month for me. Had a little cry, now ordering lots of opk and hpts and going to try pre-seed also, Flying to the UK on Thurs. Bit worried that sister-in-law may open the packages....Worst news is that next swi date is likely to be when at my parents' house... Humph... no better contraceptive for DH.

Sorry to hear have is also with AF. I was so sure of your symptoms.

Boo boo boo

Yes indeed, tonight, buckets loads of it! Sorry to hear the evil witch is on her way, Jebel to you. Sucks royally doesn't it?!

Oh Jebel. Boooooooo indeed. Still, at least you are definitely going to get pregnant this month.

I'm out. Gutted. RTOD about right. Off to have a guilt free bottle glass of wine. Good luck to the rest of you blooming and beautiful ladies.

Bollocks to all these periodicals :(

Next month, def next month, for sure.

fx for every1 doin preg tests tomoza!!
crazy busy day at work today!!! dint drink/wee for 13hours shocking! still no sign of AF 24 days post coil removal obviously cuz im already pregnant with twins!! to be born on 2nd april!!

enjoy the alcomafrol all the ladies with RTOD

xx

Still pregnant here. Haven't heard otherwise anyway.

I thought I'd test either tomorrow morning or Tuesday morning.

Am about to head off to a busy souk for a few hours. It's such a relief to be pregnant and know that I won't need emergency sanitary protection on the day AF is due... umm...

Still pregnant. Still not POAS.

Oh bastid bastid periods, don't they know that this is our month?!

aubergine your stoicism is amaze. You are the Edith Cavell of TTC.

Meanwhile I am hungover and incoherent with misery. The very first thought this morning was of my pal getting pregnant apparently by sitting on a seat recently vacated by her boyfriend of 10 months. I am slightly perturbed by how bovvered I am. It's made worse by her insisting on texting me all her worries and symptoms and not once acknowledging that I might be a teeeeeeeeensy bit sore on the subject (she knows we've been TTCing since 1834).

I wouldn't be so mizz if I didn't have sore walnut whips, which is the usual Harbinger of Doom for me. But there's always next month . Next month will be MINE. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

FUXACHE AUBERS!

when are you spessifically due?

Any symptoms aubers?

Am gripped by suspense.

Hold on Bloofs - you're not actually out of the running though are you? a sore nip does not a period make. You're just as preggo as I am until we get definitive proof otherwise. AND WE ARE VERY PREGNANT.

Compleeeeetly understand re the friend woe though. It's not fucking fair. It is YOUR turn.

I am specifically due this morning. So far - still pregnant.

No symptoms. I don't think any could squeeze past the awesome wall of 'AM I?????' angst I have erected around me. I am manic. Am I?? AM I??????

POAS aubers!! I can't stand the suspense any longer.
Mind you I have very little willpower for POAS and have been known to do it at 7dpo. So ignore me.

Ginger beer Aubers? Ginger snap.....? Coal sandwich....? Any news?

(from the newbie)

What a pretty shade of pink you are Ferg - you are quite blooming!

just discovered these emoticon thingumajigs. Would gave been more appropriate in my previous post but ho hum

Jolly good that you're still positively preggers.

Well I am weirdly pleased to report that my doctor thinks I had a very early mc / failed implantation. So I was pregnant after all but just a trial run!

Reasons for doctor thinking this:

• drugs I am on usually force 14 day luteal phase but period came after 11 days
• I was v nauseous and had hot flushes around 8-10 days after ovulation

I love her for indulging me on this.

Sounds like you are all continuing to bloom.

Oh Jebel, sorry to hear that. But it soulds as though you think it might also be a positive step? I do hope so. x

I'm sorry to hear that too, Jebel. In a way though it sounds like you feel relieved that you have insight into what was happening this month?

Sorry to hear that too but I think I can understand why you might see it as a positive. Something DID happen after all.
Practice run - this month's the one :)

Sorry to hear that Jebel, here's to the month ahead