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starcuntmole · 16/05/2011 21:45
Morning Brownie. How's the ... line situation?
In other news, I am still egg whiting and have had three shags. Will have a fourth tonight. No I is TMI, non?
Boo is holding us all to ransom by continually producing new clicks. I hope it works, for the love of God 
I don't know what filleting is and I am pretty sure I am not going to like it
I for one luffed the shag dictator as it meant I had prior warning about when I would need to jump Mr Boots and thus did not have to do ridiculous enforced sechs for the best part of two weeks which, frankly, neither of us were capable of. Be warned tho' - it does take a couple of cycles to work out what is typical for you and thus will tell you to shag like bunnies on the first one or, peversely, you might not get the high reading at all. It will sort itself out by month 2 or 3 though. Twas useful for me as some months I got the peak on day 12 and sometimes as late as day 16. Which is rather important when one is trying to work out when to shag.
Military approach all the way, I say :)
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I saw Rie write something about my line, which was very nice. But then she fell silent - no?
I have taken the good advice which was kindly offered. I phoned St Mary's ultrasound department directly, and explained to the administrator who was really reluctant to book me in without my doctor's letter... but I talked my way through her resistant attitude, and she offered me a scan later that same day. Much too early (only 4+4), so I'm booked in for a scan on 31 May. And have found a Baby Bond clinic near to where I work that'll scan me for £100 should I not be offered 7 week / 8 week scans.
Am mostly doing DIY this weekend... and my DP is now requiring some attention. He's brought me tea and is pouting because I'm on MN....
I have no idea what "filleting" is, but I've more than enough prime juicy rump to go around.
boo I shall try to remember to forget! I did notice though that there were quite a few who were more balanced on one leg than the other and it was the only thing I really struggled with. Abs was easy as was the lunge/squats thing because it's all "ski" muscles. So I didn't make the arse of myself that I was expecting to. Much to the annoyance of the trainee instructor! 
I did get a bit flustered at the beginning due to lack of coordination, but I do like the lack of fancy footwork!
cakes I'm so sorry, that sounds grim. :( I do hope though that this means your body can heal faster and with a much lesser chance of complication.
Shag Dictator states day 3 and no intervention/pissing/sechs required on my part. Will wave it in JB's face if he pesters me later. He always wants sex when it's "pointless" - oh you know I don't really me pointless and I do believe that sechs only for procreation is a fast way to hurt the relationship, but his timing is shit. :(
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