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OP posts:
BrownB · 18/06/2011 14:23

Alps - first the vomming and poo everywhere, and now blood in your shoe? WTF? Your life is a little dramatic now no?

macaroonmum · 18/06/2011 14:34
MadameBoo · 18/06/2011 15:17

Alps what have you done to your foot? Please look at facecrack btw re eshmeet.

AlpinePony · 18/06/2011 15:41

MOG! What are yous like? "My shoe is filling up with blood" is a Romy line she uses to escape from a man who is chatting her up.

MadameBoo · 18/06/2011 17:26

Oh I do so love that film. Didn't remember that line though. I vote next ESHmeet is sans sproglets to watch Romy and Michele and drink cock/mocktails

Ariesgirl · 18/06/2011 18:27

Not that all of us have sproglets of course

MadameBoo · 18/06/2011 19:48

Yes, but we will all have them. No ESH left behind Rie.

Ariesgirl · 18/06/2011 21:20

Euro, I can't believe you had a comment deleted on that other thread. I have never ever wanted to slap someone so hard Angry

AlpinePony · 18/06/2011 21:29

Oh noes, the ESH are using logic against people? ;) what's our euro done?

Ariesgirl · 18/06/2011 21:32

Can't remember what she said but it was ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED.

MadameBoo · 18/06/2011 22:21

What fred?

MadameBoo · 18/06/2011 22:30

I have nosed. I am fuming. Angry
Hope she got the message Rie.

eurochick · 18/06/2011 22:39

I had a comment deleted from MN? Gosh. I feel like I'm a proper member now. I must go and take a look.

She deserved it, completely.

Pony I had words with someone who had got pregnant accidentally four times (two kids, two abortions) trying to tell a bunch of people struggling to conceive that they really ought to be a bit nicer to pregnant friends who take them shopping for maternity clothes and not be so bitter just because they are "infertile" and left it to late to ttc..... Why she thought her comments would in any way add to the thread is completely beyond me. I was riled.

AuntieDoris · 18/06/2011 23:44

Hello ladies. Still here kind of. Tired. Fed-up but here.

BrownB · 19/06/2011 01:02

Any chance Stupid is a troll? How do we report her...? Just awful.

AlpinePony · 19/06/2011 03:47

Oh I did read that euro and fail to see how your comments were worse than her's!

MadameBoo · 19/06/2011 09:53

Nah I think stupid was just actually stupid Brown. Trolls wander off when left alone anyway I think, attention is what they thrive on.

Nice to see you Dor

eurochick · 19/06/2011 10:33

I don't think she's a troll either. Just a bit fick and completely incapable of empathy.

I didn't think my comments were that bad either. MN in its wisdom obviously thinks it's better to let someone come on the conception board and upset several ttcers than leave a post up where someone tells her to fuck off. But then I have posted for years on another forum and no one on there has ever been able to find any pattern to the censorship on there so I won't waste any brain power trying to figure it out!

owlbooty · 19/06/2011 10:49

I reckon it's all down to whether someone 'reports' your comment or not and bugger all to do with the content. I suspect they just delete the comment rather than actually read the thread and check it out, let's face it, they must get thousands of them in every week.

InTheSunshine · 19/06/2011 11:54

Cunty impressed with 10k at 7.30am. I laughed at your post - not at you though Grin

Hello Dor sending you some BESH love.

Euro I can't find said fred but your synopsis makes me cross just thinking about it so think you were definitely right in whatever you said.

InTheSunshine · 19/06/2011 12:11

Oh. I just found it. What a complete prick.

AuntieDoris · 19/06/2011 14:51

euro, I didn't see the post that got deleted but I think she is majorly out of order and I think you are a bit of a legend!

owlbooty · 19/06/2011 17:39

I am pleased to see that all the other posts telling her to fuck the fuck off remain where they are Grin

eurochick · 19/06/2011 18:19

Thank you aunty.

I am currently trying to get lethargic husband in the mood. I think I am oving. I really can't be arsed either but I shall have to raid the drawer full of Ann Summers scratchy lacy nonsense and see if I can get us both in the mood.

Sigh

MadameBoo · 19/06/2011 21:44

You're welcome to share my shagging song if you like Euro...

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