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Ariesgirl · 07/06/2011 13:56

I hope desperately know for certain that none of the lovely BESH have taken offence at my words.

Ariesgirl · 07/06/2011 13:56

Or ESH even.

kat2504 · 07/06/2011 14:24

I'm sure nobody has! I personally just like to choose when I look at pics of other people's baybees. No matter how gorgeous and lovely they may be. I do send them my most heartfelt congratulations. I just don't want to be reminded of my childlessness ten times a day (I could just stop checking my facebook quite so often...) Scan pics I find particularly traumatic because of my horribly shizzz experience of scans to date. When I see a scan pic on the tv/anywhere else, I have a massive anxiety attack. Fuck knows how I will cope when i manage to get myself rediffed.

Of course ESH baybees are more beautiful. That is cos we ESHes are well gorgeous and the baybees have inherited good genes.

I am being very productive. I have painted the hallway. Well one coat anyway. It's a start.

hoping for good news from brownie when I next check back. Have been thinking of you this morning.

InTheSunshine · 07/06/2011 15:14

Rie the ESH won't be offended as they know how we all feel! I'm with you on the loooonnnnggg thing too.

Boo pliz not be sad. Have another fluffy towel and go and sit in that there suana until you feel better. If that doesn't work then I'll make you stand under the ice shower cos that is bound to work non?

Bitey I loved Case Histories and was quite shocked at Jackson as in my head from the books I didn't imagine him to be a fittie.

Kat dunno how you can be arsed with painting - I always get fed up after one wall Grin

AlpinePony · 07/06/2011 15:20

I'll fight the lot of yous for longest overdraft. :(

ries offends me on a daily basis. HTH. x

Ivegotmrbitey · 07/06/2011 15:23

Not me verdana, which is saying is something because I could fight with my own shadow today! It's so bad that I am working at home due to needing to be where other people are not!

kat your anxiety attacks sound frightening, hope they are get less and less frequent for you unitil one day you realise they haev stopped. Bloody horrible things. What colour have you painted your hall?

BrownB · 07/06/2011 15:43

Today I had the first reassuring scan I have ever had...! :) The gestational sac had grown 7mm since last week (spot on), small baby 6.2mm seen, and a heartbeat! I am so relieved. I have never had an assessment of "viable intrauterine pregnancy" before.

Thank you for all your kind wishes, pacing and super glue action etc... today I am still pregnant, and am happy. Grin Grin

Boo - please have a gin for me.

Re FB babies - I am positive ex-boyfriends befriend you, and post these pictures to try to torment you... bastards!

AlpinePony · 07/06/2011 15:56

W00t! May I resume the naked dancing? ;) time to knock the smack on the head eh?

kat2504 · 07/06/2011 15:59

brownie Grin Grin Grin
I am so pleased! That sounds extremely reassuring. What have they dated you as? I am doing a nekkid dance in the sauna to celebrate for you.

I am painting the hall stairs and landing white. Cheaper. And easier as we have tubs of the stuff. And it is a really dark stairway so it might lighten it up a bit. Our bedroom is next on my hit list. But the wall paper needs to come off first. I haven't given up after one wall as I am still without work and need something to do all day long! But I am getting somewhere on the work front. So MrKat may end up finishing off the decorating. I will update you in 2015 when he has done it!

BrownB · 07/06/2011 16:19

They have given me the date of 6+2 which I'm not going to quibble about. (FF says 6+6) It's exactly 7 days on from the scan last week. So - nakkid dancing is most def going on in this house...!

BrownB · 07/06/2011 16:20

Poor DSS. He's coming over now to a crazy lady dancing naked in the living room....

BrownB · 07/06/2011 16:20

ugh.. ;)

Ivegotmrbitey · 07/06/2011 16:22

Lovely news OrangeO Smile

owlbooty · 07/06/2011 16:24

Oh Brownie I am SO FUCKING DELIGHTED for you.

InTheSunshine · 07/06/2011 16:44

Hoooooray for Browniespromisetodotheirbest!!!!

Ariesgirl · 07/06/2011 16:47

Brownie dearest that is good news indeed :)

macaroonmum · 07/06/2011 17:56

Hurrah! Just fucking Hurrah! Am over the moon for you Brownie Grin

MadameBoo · 07/06/2011 18:51

Oh hooray for a little heart beat - now that's one scan pic I'll be frilled to see on Faceache You'remyBrowneyedgirl. Am a bit achy as droid is here now so I'll just do some gentle toe-tapping :) So full of joy for you today :)

Have had a lovely day in the end. Droid arrived while I was at the Island of Sodor. Theme Parks are totally bearable when it's not the school holidays.

kat2504 · 07/06/2011 19:04

ooh sounds nice boo I love theme parks when they are not heaving with teenagers and you don't have to queue up all day long.

Now, from reading AIBU, it has come to my attention that having numbers in your username is considered unclassy. Sort of thing that goes on on the babyduster site. I need a new username asap, that someone else hasn't got already, without recourse to adding digits to the end of it. Kittykat is unfortunately taken, I believe. Answers please!

MadameBoo · 07/06/2011 19:17

You know Kat I loves you the way you are. But I will have a think anyway...

starcuntmole · 07/06/2011 19:24

Whoop de whoop!

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BrownB · 07/06/2011 19:52

Boo - I read that as "the Island of Sodom the first time round... Grin

Kat - are you thinking of keeping Kat in it somewhere...? KatGotMyTongue? BuisKat? But really - there's nothing wrong with Kat2504 anyway.

Starry - I was wondering about that topless driver...?!

Ariesgirl · 07/06/2011 20:06

Use Katkin. Use Katkin. That's what I call you sometimes

It's all about me, me ME!!!

LadyGoneGaga · 07/06/2011 20:28

Fab news, Brownie - made up for you Grin

kat2504 · 07/06/2011 20:41

Indeed it is my birthday. That is how i can remember it! Otherwise i would forget my own name!

Painting done, pjs on. Nice. Can't watch tv as MrK had plussed two programmes. Neither of which ilike. Finale of csi very soon though!

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