Relax and It'll Happen- at the BESH Spa

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Unwind and rest your weary wombles as we cater to your every relaxation need. If you've been getting stressed about failing to fertilise for what feels like five hundred years, and your follicles aren't getting any younger, we have the perfect combination of treatments to send you on your way uplifted, and updiffed.
Pampering experiences from head to toe, and all the bits in between, whose benefits stem from the combination of nature?s ingredients and our therapists? highly trained hands and tongues.
Feel the all over healing powers of touch, with one of our speciality Cuban massages (rum and cigarring compulsory) , indulge in a volcanic mud-cake wrap or lose yourself in our unique water experiences: gin jacuzzi, turkish delight baths, and enjoy the Sechseny pool staffed by our attentive in house swimmers. Finally treat yourself to a mani/pedi (polishes come in the full range of colours from Clearly Clear to Russet)

Complimentary bar.
Please note: Robes must be worn in all pubic areas.

How long are your toes? BBB could pick things up with his, and my friend uses hers to change channel on the telly.

(Sorry about the 'their' btw- spell check on ipod fail.)

Anyone watching the future MrMole in Injustice?

No. I'm going to stop dossing about online and repot my tomato seedlings and take a photo of them.

I have dead long toes. I often pick things up with them.

I have long everything actually - arms, legs, fingers and toes. Long TTC as well

That was So Bad. I may not even watch the rest.

ramskills Long Vodka?

Long wine glasses.
Long overdraft.
Long memory.
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Two of my work colleagues who had babies after I had smallboo have just announced their pregnancies on facebook. I am having one of those it's never going to happen again moments, which has shocked me a bit. Oh, bloody boo hoo.

BESH with no former offspring, please don't hate me, you know I don't do 'poor me' very often :(

Boo - it's fucking rubbish I know. In my mind I still want three, though my DP has other ideas "let's try for one first huh...?" Oh the irony... I have a close friend who really struggled after her first one. She was a proper mess about it. She ended up with IVF twins when her oldest was four (or five?) - so she ended up with it working out for her. I get it though. You want smallboo to have a brother/sister et al...

Thanks again for good wishes.

and thanks for being all nice B. Sob.

Good luck today brownie. X

May the force be with you brownie, much luffs.

Was injustice any good then moley? I was watching case histories as I luff Kate Atkinson's books. Have developed a thumping crush on the man playing Jackson Brodie but have since heard to my horror that he also plays Lucius in Harry Potter. This causes a lusty dilemma as he is just so wrong in the HP films. I mean how can <a class="break-all" href="http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=retaliators.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lucius-malfoy.jpg&imgrefurl=retaliators.wordpress.com/2010/02/&usg=__1d8FQLtHRS-SE0Fxqv3rxYlrbSw=&h=865&w=648&sz=129&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=-Bu_5VqpsOGstM:&tbnh=162&tbnw=118&ei=RNjtTYnBFcqEswbD9JjoAw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddoes%2BJason%2BIsaacs%2Bplay%2Blucius%2Bmalfoy%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4SKPB_enGB248GB248%26biw%3D1676%26bih%3D793%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=140&page=1&ndsp=34&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=76&ty=63" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=retaliators.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/lucius-malfoy.jpg&imgrefurl=retaliators.wordpress.com/2010/02/&usg=__1d8FQLtHRS-SE0Fxqv3rxYlrbSw=&h=865&w=648&sz=129&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=-Bu_5VqpsOGstM:&tbnh=162&tbnw=118&ei=RNjtTYnBFcqEswbD9JjoAw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddoes%2BJason%2BIsaacs%2Bplay%2Blucius%2Bmalfoy%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1T4SKPB_enGB248GB248%26biw%3D1676%26bih%3D793%26tbm%3Disch&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=140&page=1&ndsp=34&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0&tx=76&ty=63 be the same person as this ????

Anyway, just dropped in to wish Brownie good luck today. Crosses fingers and ries long toes.

I knew I'd cocked up that link. Bollix. Here it is again for anyone that is interested in my lusty ramblings!

brownie everything crossed for you and a good scan today.
aries the shag dictator can be random in the first month as is hasn't "got to know you" yet. Do you have a long-ish cycle and what day are you up to now? When I first got one it got stuck on two bars for god knows how long but it did eventually work. It's only time to worry if you never go up after a few months. Are you having any medical shizz/tests yet? Give the shag dictator time. It's frustrating at first.

Think I'd better have another cuppa and then get on with painting the stairs and landing.

Good luck Brown darling lady.

I am useless and very teary today. I blame the 2 scan pictures on facebook on the day droid is due. I stupidly pissed on an ebay cheapie in a desperate hope as it's not quite here yet. BFN, of course.

Is it too early for gin?

arsewipes to facebook boo I am having similar with a glut of newborn babies that friends have posted as their profile pictures. Seeminly all my mates are now 30-odd years younger? I am also having a particularly evil droid and no, it's always gin o clock somewhere!
Hide any differs from your news feed on facebook. You can still message them if you want to of course, you aren't unfriending them. It just saves you the daily pregnancy updates and the scan photo appearing on your news feed every bloody day.

It's wierd Kat, if they were my real friends I wouldn't care. They are work colleagues, and I think as people at work know we've been ttc #2 for some time I'm just dreading other people checking out what my reaction is as I brazen it out cheerfully, when really I'd just like to hide under a rock.

My close work colleague who was pregnant at the same time as me has just had her little girl two weeks early. I have been brimming with goodwill towards all these people. I hate thoughts of turns and fairness and deserving but I can't help it today. I am a true Bitter Evil Hag and I don't belong anywhere as nice as a spa. I am going to hide in the hills wearing sackcloth until brownie comes back with good news.

Um...I totally get it with the FB babies They're everywhere. All the time :(

I don't want to hide the people who are posting them because I like a lot of them. But it's very hard.

boo pliz to come here for hair strokes Now take off that sack cloth and come for a facial

Hide the face book babies for sure, but don't hide me for wittering on about maternity leave. That's just cos I hate my fucking job!

PS I have deleted all my work colleagues off FB. It's bad enough I have to talk to them everyday without them seeing what i do at the weekends as well!

I don't hide ESH. You can crow all you like you beautifuls. xxxxxxxxxxx

I luffs you ESH. You get it, and I this is the only place I can bang on about it without having to censor myself. Thank you .

Boo, Boo, Boo, don't feel you have to justify yourself, my love. It's like you said, this is the only place where we can say how we feel without having to feel bad. Besides, all the ESH get it, or should get it, because they struggled to get diffed too. As well, it's not the odd photo you're on about, is it? It's gorgeous seeing these babies who we have followed since before sperm met egg. Anyway, you all know what I mean, because that's why you're here.

When I was TTC the first time what really stung were a few (yes, really!) ex-boyfriends posting scan pics. :( Virile fuckers. Crap shags mind.

Fucking cocks

Bah. Pah. Bah.

The thing worth mentioning though, is that by the time the BESH conceive, they want it more than any other butterdish-dropper and it's a TRUFACT that ESH baybees are more beautiful than random fb baybees.