Relax and It'll Happen- at the BESH Spa

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Unwind and rest your weary wombles as we cater to your every relaxation need. If you've been getting stressed about failing to fertilise for what feels like five hundred years, and your follicles aren't getting any younger, we have the perfect combination of treatments to send you on your way uplifted, and updiffed.
Pampering experiences from head to toe, and all the bits in between, whose benefits stem from the combination of nature?s ingredients and our therapists? highly trained hands and tongues.
Feel the all over healing powers of touch, with one of our speciality Cuban massages (rum and cigarring compulsory) , indulge in a volcanic mud-cake wrap or lose yourself in our unique water experiences: gin jacuzzi, turkish delight baths, and enjoy the Sechseny pool staffed by our attentive in house swimmers. Finally treat yourself to a mani/pedi (polishes come in the full range of colours from Clearly Clear to Russet)

Complimentary bar.
Please note: Robes must be worn in all pubic areas.

ps - thanks Booty, that was more reassuring than anything I heard yesterday. (Though - the lady was lovely...)

And Alps - the cork is already in place....

They didn't see much of anything on my 6 week scan BB. Just the sac so they could rule out ectopic. But my sonographer was lovely and said things change day to day at that point so not to worry. And lo and behold, at 8 weeks the baybee was there. Keep strong lovely.

Muse you are lovely. Thanks for popping back in here and being encouraging. We luffs it.

aries I like this - nautical themed et al - it's how I picture most of you anyway. Beachwear

brownb Stay chilled - the ESH are speaking.

Thanks for the support everyone... I really appreciate it. So much so that I'll let you all into the chill out room if you promise to be very quiet and not to comment on my choice of music...

What are you listening to in there Brown?

I might have stuffed up my meeting with Sunny I have to work on Friday when I thought I didn't

Oh that's rubbish Aries. I hate double bookings.

I do like to come by and see how everyone is doing but I don't always post. I am always hoping for winz though. Hopefully we'll have some more to cheer on soon. This time of year is good for cluster diffs.

nine inch nails... Only relaxing if you're angry at the world...

Oh that's ok, love a bit of TR me. You could listen to 'something I can never have' for a chill out tune - but then you just might end up bawling your eyes out

Probably for the best sunny , its a fact that aries doesn't exist as she claims but instead is a trucker named Alan who grooms us. :(

Hey.

Hey?

Rie - You're a groom?

Everything sails right over my head these days y'know...

Hello BESHes!
I am up early watching crap tv and contemplating a day of housework. contemplating it is not actually leading to doing it, but hey ho.

Brownie Sorry you didn't get the reassurance at your scan. Like others have said, 6 weeks is very early and all it takes it to be behind what your dates should be by just 2 days or so and it's too early to see anything. The EPU lady told me that she thinks it's fairly pointless before 8 weeks unless there's a worry about ectopic. So fingers crossed that your Babybond scan will be a much better one! By 8 weeks you might not even get a dildocamming. I know it's worrying - am thinking of you and hoping for a happy outcome.

In the marketplace on my phone I have found an app called "where's my droid?". Pretty much sums up what I am thinking at the moment. Where is it? I have PMS, it's been 5 weeks since the mc, I am definitely not pregnant as evidenced by tests and lack of symptoms. I want a period so I can plan the June shag-fest! I need the period to come by Sunday so the shagathon can be timed for when MrKat is not working 12 hour shifts for 4 days in a row. Unfortunately the phone app is designed for locating your phone, not magically producing a period out of your womble. I am so bored of this ttc planning lark. Once upon a time I just did the sechs when the mood took me. A couple who are close friends of ours are about to start ttc in a couple of months. i will be mightily miffed if she queue-jumps me! But the law of ttc states that she will of course get an insta-diff in the first month whilst on holiday in France.

Right, time to find a housework-esque task that looks productive but is better than washing and vacumming. Buying bedding perhaps? Any recommendations for online home decor shopping?

BrownB keeping everything crossed for you.

My shag dictator gave me a layinganegg picture on Monday & Tuesday, we did The Sechs on Sunday & Monday and then he felt "under too much pressure". Amazingly we are back down to one bar today and he's a tripod. Wtf is the fucking problem? He loves our son. He wants another baybee, he likes the Shag Dictator - all he has to do is fucking spunk? Isn't that what they've been practising since they were 11? Pricks.

sunny/aries Is there to be a BESH-meet? As we all know, BESH meets always end up in mass diffs, it's the law.

^^ confirms what I always suspected - that at our age we are fertile for approximately 42 minutes a month. Shag Dictator says "egg will be released tomorrowish) the immediately flashes up "INFERTILE", "INFERTILE".

I think I need to join you ladies. Although currently the only shag dictator in this household is me....

Good evening

This evening I have met SunnyD and her lovely husband and I can confirm that both are ace.

Rie - that is all.

No... SunnyD - too. That is really all...

:o That is fab Rie and Sunny. did you eat cake?

Hello Eurochick, track down the BEShtionnaire and tell us of your bad self...

Alps 'He's a tripod'. I nearly spat the proverbial tea all over the keys. You really do rock.

Oh bugger - meant to say, glad to have you back Katarina