Come into the BESHt youth club in town, all you sad and bitter crones.

[Ariesgirl]

Enter the darkened youth club, where desperate 30-somethings who have been TTC since the eighties determinedly try to recapture their teenage years: their snogs with Darren from maths in the corner of the disco, the waft of Impulse, the slow dances at the end of the night, table tennis tournaments and the queue at the tuck shop for black jacks, Panda cola, fruit salads and Wham bars. Bop to Ride on Time, Love Shack and Vogue with Madonna and we'll see if all those sweaty hormones and pheromones can do the trick.

Right, I killed the thread last night, don't let it happen again
I will give you cake and massages and show you my new matching underwear purchased today. It's designer don't you know.

cunty well hanging out with the gays could explain the lack of winz.

boo how Fuckin rude of your Droid. (Produces emergency box of coloured sobranies) tonight's a bit Edith piaffe.

sunny not sure what your ground rules are at home, but assuming it's nothing too kinky, it seems most of them do it.

Cunty get your new pants out then - designer you say - very nice

Boo 2 days early, FFS bloody droids have no sense of timing. Never the right time.

Yes BESH it seems as Ski says they all do it. We had lengthy chat this evening whilst running (I find it's a good place to discuss potentially emotional subjects as it forces you to be reasonable as you're in a public place) and I feel much better.

Sorry sunny useless in a crisis again (was not wondering if only the men look at stuff on tinternet honest) Glad you feel better about it. Are you good at running? I am trying to up my speed, but don't really know how without trying harder, which I am trying to avoid. Do you have any tips?

Cunty I am not very good but MS, my bro, my SiL, my sis, blah bah blah are all V good. I think that intervals and the dreaded hills are the key to upping your speed. What sort of distance do you run?

I too get the road rage, like seriously steam coming out of ears rage. I have to remind myself to calm down.

Is your h friends with MS??? Your description is very apt. Men (like someone said on here last week) 'grip my shit' right now.

Oh Ski I love them Sobranies, feel better already.

Brown I forgot to answer your question, thanks for asking after me. I am feeling fine thanks - have had no requests to go back to the docs so my blood tests must have all come back normal - I think it just must have been a very very nasty 3 month virus which has now, thankfully, fucked off.

Cuntstix I luffs to get down with the gayness.

Oh hells bells I broke fred.

Wheer are you all?

Wheer? *where, wither etc

Morning! I'm here Boo, don't fret. So sorry about droidage, how shit. How long have you been trying now?

Cunty may I join you in the road rage? Just got our brand new from the showroom car about three weeks ago and it got hit by a fucking football on the bonnet at the weekend and it's now dented. Another reason to despise football, the sport of utter morons.

Sunny you have conversations while running? Surely these are made up of grunting, mewling, hacking and trying not to be sick? I hope some of you are out and about in the glorious weather and not stuck inside like moi.

I have my one and only, never to be repeated (until half term, sh) day alone today, as Molette braves nursery for first time. am, of course using this time to have Mani pedi, and massage, followed by cocktails with lunch, and am definitely NOT tidying drawers or mopping, no siree! Heyho BBQ, how's it hanging in the big wide world out there? Have you reached woofle stage yet? (I know there's no e but it offends me without, ^am sure we could add a word?) When can you test? shall I do a home dildocam with this special rabbit contraption I knocked up earlier?

I am in awe of the people who do running. It mostly makes me think I am going to barf or die. I am most certainly not in awe of the twatfaces who have dented your shiny new vehicle, BB , I beat them with sticks, the bastards.

Ahem. I might have tested molesworth. And it might just have been positive. But am feeling very jinxy about it all so I would like people to pretend that maybe they hadn't read that, and just flash a nip instead of the full on naked dancing. I will be up for a naked oiled orgy of debauchery when I have passed maybe the 14 weeks or so mark. Just feels too much like tempting fate after everything that has happened. Although the due date is rather interesting.

PS. I apologise for not telling BESH sooner but am too scared to even ring my Dr yet. Maybe next week.

I am wearing one of these today so will can't really flash anything except a hearty at BBQ

barbie I don't really get the whole "talking when running" thing either. Wtf? I run in increments of 45 seconds, counting them off, one miserable 45 second chunk at a time. :(

Yeah... it's been 15 months on and off Barb but I'm ok this month about it all - am feeling better, smallboo has been ace, weather is good, MrBoo is luffly, have lots to be thankful for (please to not be sick at my Pollyannaness fellow BESH will make a full return to bitterness soon I promise).

Fackin' 'ell BB - you ain't 'alf fertile once they put it in the right hole!

You all have my sympathies for the road rage, bad times. I rarely drive these days, am all about the public transport.

Am impressed with anyone who runs, I only run for the bus and even then I do some sort of complicated arm-over-boobs-whilst-holding-my-bag-in-the-other-hand type manouvre. I tend not to run much if I can help it.

Pony well I was concerned as to where they were putting the speculum...

I like all the mini congratulations. Thankyou.

Boo have you mentioned to the Dr's yet about TTC? Or are you happy going along at your own pace for a bit longer?

I wasn't sure if they did investigations if it's your second child - do they then?

Depends on your area Boo. It's worth looking at your local PCT to see what, if anything, they'll offer you. here is a good starting point. Also HFEA website has info. They may be able to do some basic JIAP/hormone tests or prescribe Clomid it depends. Might be worth persuing via your GP if you wanted to?

I luffs you BeeBee. But you know that already. Come here and let me indulge in some gentle slapping with this minnow.