Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

Who, me Cass? Where? Which thread? What? How? Who? Where? Nice? Me?

Oh have found it!

And Cass is the loveliest woman on earth. Shame it was only a couple of hours and she was sober and serene and driving when I was drunk and screechy. Next time, next time...

Would love to get drunk and screechy with you and other BESH one day Rie - although I went out last night and had 3 JD and cokes (not sure if they were doubles or not). I did not get screechy or giggly, in the slightest although I had verbal diarroeah diorrhea runs and did MrBoo's head right in when I got home. Didn't get to sleep straight away until my head stopped spinning. I am so crap these days.

Truffs! [shocked]
so, so pleased for you.

Woohoo!!!!!!

Truffs you absolute star, that is top news

And a bloody good thing as the Deli is starting to look somewhat empty.

Bitey that is a brilliant photo. I suggest we all make one of those this weekend and wear them to work on Monday morning.

How many sticks have you pissed on today then Truffs

Truffs - Yay!!! How exciting.

Whoop! Just come back from hols to this fantastic news about a diffed bird! So happy for you, Truff [grin

Get yourself over to the Palais - we've started rattling.

I do hope this is the beginning of another cluster. Whose testing next then?

I heard some screaming and came over to investigate - WELL DONE! Am chuffed for the Truff! Bloody fantastic news

sunny I am wearing mine now! and the matching thong

I have brought this to celebrate a win and also that it is Friday . Not sure where to put it as there is no cauldron, so maybe we should just drink it?

Put it in the slushy machine bitey Slushy Cliquot. Not a waste at all.

Yay Truffkin. Fab news!!

I suppose I will be testing in a few days if the evil droid doesn't get me. Not getting too hopeful though.

bitey I think that's the sort of thing to be worn when "drunk & screechy" [copyright Aries]. Although of course DHB would put pirhanas inside rather than goldies.

Door Pls to describe symptoms (real and imaginary).

I have next to no symptoms, although this morning I was feeling a little crampy and like the droid was coming. Oh, and I have backache.

Other than that nuffink. No sore boobs or nausea. Nada.

Dor no symptoms or next to no symptoms are the new symptoms (see our Truff she had none...)

I had distinct pant snot this morning. This is rare for me. It's only CD7. I jumped on MS before his departure.

Where is everyone? I need help, promised to make my mum dinner tomorrow- it's her 60th birthday and have not a clue what to make! Anyone got ant ideas? I am qute competent at cooking but am suffering from an imagination bypass!

Luff my mates. Someone nearby is having loud party so we are offto find it....

Bitey - pork belly? With crackling...? Ottolenghi stylie? Very yummy. Scallops for starter [with black pudding or parma ham.. hmmm]. Chocolate puddings? No calories in any of that!

I hope truffs is enjoying her weekend and not being daft about food & drink (i.e., refusing it for no good reason) - I hope she's having a lovely time all loved up and secret grins to each other.

bitey welsh oysters (or bogeys if you can't source any), leek puree & caerphilly for starters, haddock & chips, ambrosia cream custard (as seen on Come Dine With Me Cardiff several years ago). I hope this helps!

Hello all. Busy weekend, worked yesterday, stayed night at fishandlilacs place last night, and am still here hactually. Drank copious amounts of wine, watched Scott Pilgrim, went to bed on a promise then MrBoo decided to stay up with MrFish and watch Tron, so nought occured. The sechs must take place today as the time is auspicious, so we can look forward to hungover grudging SWI then.

Will catch up properly later - 'tis very quiet round these parts of late innit?

Hello all not much to say. Like boo am on shag weekend. Hoping to do the third day in a row today but feeling a bit shagged out.
Hope you are enjoying your weekend truffs!
About to start production of lovely Sunday pie. Or rather, supervising production ie watching while he makes it for me :)

Hello ladies,

Not been round these parts in a while-not overly find of fun fair rides. :)

I hear congrats are in order truffles, yay!!

Hey Ladies. I was lying low for a couple of weeks (v depressed about lack of seld-diffing) but heard Truff's news so thought I'd come and say congrats and a big well done. Wishing you a very sticky, healthy pregnancy! I think starting this thread brought you good luck, Truff!

For me, no sign of an updiff, no sign of a droid - infact no sign of ovulation full stop. Thought I had the yucky sticky stuff last week so we had a mad five day on the trot sesh - yes, don't know where we got the energy / determination from. Then we got bored tired and haven't bothered since. So chances are ovulation has happened since then and our marathon was for nothing.

Seriously peed off about this whole thing - it's boring, frustrating and putting me in a foul mood.

Yes it's a bleedin' hard slog sometimes Lara. Want some gin, and a go on Daniel Craig? Or could we fetch someone else of your choice to accompany you into the house of fun? I am most impressed with the 5 day sesh.

We managed to find a window this PM, and surprised ourselves with SFF. Happy to be able to join the menkul this month after my month off.

Nice pie Kat?

Where is everyone else at? Dor, Rie any news?