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No Science. Just Shagging. Them's the rules! Thread for the Viroids.

998 replies

NervousNelly · 03/02/2011 13:48

The (updated)(again)(again) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator for the Viroids:

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday (or when you've had bad news). Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). (But it does work).

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at every opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronym-age to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed.
OV is ovulation - I'm allowed to forget what date I've OVd, feel free to join me on that one!

Bunting is to be put out for any small victory, thread-parties are held regularly and hugs are always welcome! Grin

Once you have your BFP, feel free to hang around and share your wisdom and virtual cocktails with the JSers.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge ? BFP

Part 4 Graduates:
NoMoreChocBiscuits - BFP
Milanomum - BFP
Cremegg - BFP
BrassicaBabe - BFP
Dynababy - BFP

Part 5 Graduates:
TakeThatLady - BFP
Vallinna - BFP
SingingMog - BFP
aDarkStarWithStrangeWays - BFP
Eskarina - BFP

Part 6 Graduate
Reality

So we really need a super fertile thread this time Viroids! Come on, Shag Capes at the ready :)

OP posts:
nickelbabysnatcher · 22/03/2011 12:50

jsut cropped and uploaded my PS pic to my FB profile.
it's a bit embarrassing, but we'll see how many comments I get! Blush

(i did this as a bet - can't remember where I posted it, but it was MN somewhere...)

kateepie2 · 22/03/2011 12:58

Aha at least I don't have to eat my hat! You should listen to Auntie Kateepie she speaketh words of wisdom Grin

Really happy for you nickel cheers! Wine

Betting you won't want to be anywhere near wine in a day or two!

caramelgirl · 22/03/2011 13:04

blimey that's efficient. How long do you have to leave it up there for? Have you told everyone who matters already? Quite a cool way of doing it, my friend emailed around the photo of her little boy looking horrified at holding a positive stick.

nickelbabysnatcher · 22/03/2011 13:11

no, katie - i need a glass of Wine
the haribos are keeping the queasiness at bay (sort of) (i found vegetarian haribo! Grin )

I have told my mum and she's told my dad and sisters.
told my saturday/holiday girl, but she won't be around when it's due!
I'm going to leave it there today and take it down tomorrow.
Grin

nickelbabysnatcher · 22/03/2011 13:12

ah, no one cares.
it's been there 20 mins and noone's commented.

Wink
BamBam21 · 22/03/2011 14:15

I'm glad you've told everyone that matters nickel. I'll bet by tonight you'll have a flood of FB comments.Smile

nickelbabyhatcher · 22/03/2011 14:39

i took it down Blush

i lost my nerve.
but it was there nearly an hour! Grin

essenceofSES · 22/03/2011 15:16

Nickel - CONGRATULATIONS!!! I'm really pleased for you Grin Grin Grin

I was just checking in on my phone and had to post when I saw your news!

Miffles · 22/03/2011 17:40

Lurking here and have to congratulate Nickel. Really really great news. You so deserve it (not that the rest of us don't!). Loving the name change as well Grin

Not much happening this end. But glad the thread is busy and Josie seems to be back to herself again.

toytown · 22/03/2011 18:35

congratulations Nickle hope the BFP are contageous!

crowette · 22/03/2011 19:06

Yay, well done Nickel! Grin

CD27 here - think ERTD is on the way, was cramping last night and had the munchies. Ah well, at least someone is pregnant!!

toytown · 22/03/2011 19:24

Humm, I'm still trying to decide when to POAS. I'm on day 27 too but feeling really sick but ERTD isn't due till day 35, if that!

babylann · 22/03/2011 19:39

Congratulations! I'm so pleased for you, nickel!

crowette · 22/03/2011 19:47

My cycles have been 27-29 days long, and I'm refusing to POAnyS until I'm very definitely late. I think I missed my fertile period due to illness.

Not got any PG symptoms, apart from slightly tender boobs - but that is probably due to ERTD.

babylann · 22/03/2011 23:22

I've been poorly today, so maybe that would explain why my BP was raised yesterday. Feeling sick, bad headache, high temperature. Stupid me thought "ooh, maybe it's morning sickness!" when I first work up. Then I started flushing and felt dreadful, and realised it was probably a strange bug or something. Luckily feeling much better now, still haven't got my appetite back yet though.

I was just rolling around on the bed with DD and swear I tugged on my C-sec scar in a way I shouldn't have. Feels like it's bleeding, though DP says it's not (can't see it beneath pregnancy-induced muffin top Blush - there's something to look forward to, BFP-holders!)

brightcopperkettles · 23/03/2011 02:41

Congratulations Nickel! Excellent news, this has been a fertile thread. Does anyone know what the count is now?

kateepie2 · 23/03/2011 08:07

I think the graduates list looks something like this (shout if I've missed any!)

Brightcopperkettles
Kateepie2
Deemented
Lizzymathswhizzy
Nickelbabyhatcher

not bad for one thread Wink

may there be many more Grin

brightcopperkettles · 23/03/2011 09:18

Thanks katee! And the thread is only on page 27, so plenty of room for many more :).

Babylann, hope you didn't do any damage to your scar!

brightcopperkettles · 23/03/2011 09:33

And Panpipe for the list too :)

nickelbabyhatcher · 23/03/2011 09:51

aw, don't put me down as nickelbabyhatcher! that's only temporary!
(obv, you can call me what you want for now) Grin

when we start the new thread, pls put me down as nickelbabe for official list!
thanks! Grin
five graduates! and only 671 posts!

nickelbabyhatcher · 23/03/2011 09:59

babylann - :(
sorry to hear you're poorly and in pain.
Make sure you get your DP to run after you all day till you feel better.

and have some of my gingerbread man.

babylann · 23/03/2011 10:12

If I told you I feel much better today and that there's no lasting damage to my CS scar, could I still have some of your gingerbread man? Wink Because if not then ugghh I'm sooo ill :( But if so, then yes, back to normal today! Appetite still a bit off but could probably do with losing a bit of weight anyway. Grin

DP is ill now though so I guess it was definitely a bug.

deemented · 23/03/2011 10:19

Just popping in to say...

NICKEL!!!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!Grin

nickelbabyhatcher · 23/03/2011 10:24

yeah, course you can.
[gingerbread man]

thanks dee

JosieSmith1 · 23/03/2011 10:41

Morning everyone

Nothing to report here except had a good chat with my friend last night and although it's made me feel a little down again because I've been talking about it, I know it's part of my healing process and I'm not as down as I was the last time. She was the only person (excepting everyone on here) who didn't say 'I know how you feel cos my friend's cousin's mother etc etc went through IVF'. She said that even though plenty of people go through it and come out the other end with a baby, doesn't mean my story will be the same so it's no comfort.

I have to try and be strong tomorrow as my pg colleague is going for her 12 week scan, so that'll be a challenge but I'm doing so much better I think I can cope with it.

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