Ancient Egypt; where the regal BESH barge floats gently in De Nile.

[owlboots]

Glittering seductively in the evening sun, crewed by swarthy slaves, waited on hand and foot by bare-chested manservants bearing a rudimentary form of gin.

We have golden temples decorated with hieroglyphs for sacrificial offerings (and woo from the soothsayers) if required, and The Pit is full of asses? milk.

So, put on your eye make-up that goes out as far as your ears and jewellery so weighty it leaves dents in your head and step out to survey the peasants on the banks.

Come join the 30s TTC if your womble is as ancient and crumbly as Tutankhamen! Egypt; the thread where everyone eventually gets to be a mummy whether they like it or not.

Mine were supposed to be ultra sensitive and eventaully I got a very faint line that encouraged me to buy a clear blue. I only got the faint line when the droid was officially late too.

LadyGoneGotCreative Can't wait to see your creation!

Faint line the day I was due, so went out and bought a superdrug cheapy and got a slightly less faint line. Early testing is ultimately pointless but strangely alluring :D

Aries who?

btw, that was meant to be BEFORE arieswho could disembark not after.

Look what I found!

haha rocket - HARSH!

Early testing is indeed pointless, I held out last time and tested 15-17DPO. Line as fat as a baby's arm holding an apple. But as you say, who can resist the shiny piss-sticks?

Sainsbury's own brand were my test of choice. £5 for 2.

I am no expert on sticks. I've only used about 4 in my life (realises that's a bit mad) but probably because I can't deal with early poas-ing and usually wait till droid is due.
Speaking of which... D'you remember I had CD1 a few days ago? Well, it was just that - 1 day. It wasn't even like proper droidage, just heavy spotting but enough to have to dig out a droid collector. Then it disappeared. What is going on?!

bitey stay put hoefilly!

I am very sentimental today [disclaimer] and for that reason and that reason alone I will not circle milano menacingly while staring at her kidenys. Instead I will smile simperingly and occasionally brush away a happy tear at the luvverly BESHs who don't throw differs off the barge

I am not sentimental (wll only a little) so have no hesitation in squeezing Milano really hard until the piss runs down her legs.

I don't have any symptoms!! except maybe slightly tender buzzwams, moment of queasiness yesterday morning, bloating, crying at Dawson's Creek [shame]. All PMT symptoms...
I won't test. I WON'T!

eh? Which group? Link pliz.

what the??!!

Get that gin back qick, we've been had!

quick, obviously.

Have demanded gin back. Think they've already drunk it tho.

Soooo, what's the weather like were you lot are?

What fresh hell is this? Who has the gin?

No one. Let's just ignore it.
Snowing?

Lots of snow.... Anyone fancy a line of baby dust??!!

Ooh that's weird! Is very BESH like, wonder why they just didn't come aboard the barge? < haunted by mass exodus again, drinks gin to forget>

nope, no snow here milano but I'm off to Prague tomorrow so should get some there. Have packed thermal longjohns racy pants and looking forward to a bit of romantic action!