Ancient Egypt; where the regal BESH barge floats gently in De Nile.

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Glittering seductively in the evening sun, crewed by swarthy slaves, waited on hand and foot by bare-chested manservants bearing a rudimentary form of gin.

We have golden temples decorated with hieroglyphs for sacrificial offerings (and woo from the soothsayers) if required, and The Pit is full of asses? milk.

So, put on your eye make-up that goes out as far as your ears and jewellery so weighty it leaves dents in your head and step out to survey the peasants on the banks.

Come join the 30s TTC if your womble is as ancient and crumbly as Tutankhamen! Egypt; the thread where everyone eventually gets to be a mummy whether they like it or not.

Grr have done some stick wastage this afternoon, 9dpo and in the afternoon too. No prizes for guessing the result! Oh well, will try again on Wednesday. Time for a BESH pee party?

bitey what a complete knobhead your BIL is.

FECKIN KNOB

Turinmomma he once offered in complete seriousness to step up to the breach in the event that FDH's spunk wasn't sufficient. BOAK!

kitten3456800963 well done, pliz to hand over stick for the Christmas tree.

Aries [heartemoticon]

Cross post boo I may bring him aboard the barge for some BESHtastic punishment!

It wouldn't be pretty Bitey and I have got a pretty good idea of what we could use to 'embalm' him with :o

I (well we) should be doing the sechs, but without divulging too much unwanted info suffice to say I have had an 'upset stomach' ce soir, and am feeling weak and feeble. Feck and Arsebiscuits!

What a complete WANKER Bitey I really wonder about some people.

I have made an appt for me & MS at the doctor next week. This is a 'big step'

Did I spot the Aries??

Boo < hands over some mint tea & a couple of imodium>

bitey What an utter cock. Was it in the manner of "Smiffy" (Gavin & Stacey) - "I promise she won't enjoy it mate".

kat I'll POAS with you weds if you like. Am expecting failure.

Don't startle the Aries, I think we should let her potter about a bit - don't make direct eye contact with her or make quick or flappy movements, maybe just leave out a gin and a biscuit or something and we can try and coax her in?

That is a big step sunny hope you get a synpathetic hearing at the Dr's, don't take any nonsense!

skihorse the very idea makes me get a bit sick in my throat! His personal hygiene is not the best and his teeth are a bit green.

Hi Hags

Pointedly ignores Rie and continues as if nothing had happened.

Bitesville actual Knob, congratulations on not committing acts of physical violence upon his person, although from your description of him I'm assuming you prefer to stay well clear.

I think twas my BIL being a Knob that sparked original shouting on previous Fred. He was at it again on Sunday night, after several hours of drinking, with the 'when are you going to have kids?' 'why don't you just have a baby and move back to Birmingham?' I actually (yes out loud) said, 'look BIL, not everyone gets a f*cking bun in the oven from the faintest whiff of a cock so wind your neck in'

Luckily he was vey drunk so did not recall this attack yesterday morning. I felt better about it all though.

I'm very much with cold today so my temperature was sky high this morning, meaning my poor little FF chart doesn't know what to do with itself! Have had a little spotting today so technically droid hasn't fully departed and I have a high temp. I love confusing a website, such fun.

Work is quite painful after long weekend complete with hours long drinking marathons, late lie-ins and luscious food prepared by the hotel chef. Snow and closed tube stations did nothing to lift my mood either. Am already dreaming of my sofa and slow-cookered beef stew when I get home this evening. Have indulged myself with vegetable soup and thickyl buttered granary bread for lunch though, has gone some way to cheering me up. I might try a gin soaked twirl next, anyone want to join me?

truffs Don't believe for a minute he doesn't remember - but it's much better for his ego if he can claim to have no recollection! Gin-soaked twirl? No, but I heard if you chop them up in to 1" blocks and drop them in to a tumbler full of Baileys you'll get diffed fo sho.

< leaves trail of crumbled Welsh cakes and changes the mummie's name to mammy>

Hello truffs we should get the BILs together and send them on a how not to be a knob course. Not sure about a gin soaked twirl but a ginny jaffa cake sounds appealing!

Ski that sounds delicious! Can I have a little drop of Kaluah (sp????) in there too?

Erm is it alright that I am still on the barge? On account of current status of being a differ? I do take shore leave and witter on the due in July thread but you lot are too funny and I don't wnat to go

Sorry alps did an early pee this afternoon with some very concentrated pee. Babyfail, again. now 3 days pre-droid, test ultra sensitive so should show up by now. Got a bottle of wine out to commiserate as was really hoping this would be my month. Oh well, can still drink at xmas now as next poas opportunity is first week in January.

bitey do stay! Is nice having some differs around. Reminds me it is possible. We would miss you if you didn't pop in!

truffs Well done!! That is a great come-back. Shame he doesn't remember it as it would make him think twice about such stupid insensitive idiocy in future.

Sorry truffs for KNOBBIL confusion. What's with these guys? Makes me appreciate (even more) my lovely stiff upper lip, better looking version of Huge Grant BIL who wouldn't dream of talking about anything so personal as my choice of toothpaste let alone TTC.

bitey why don't you poke your nose in the Deli if you are feeling ready? Took me a while to get used to being over there as it just felt WEIRD being diffed but is all good now!! How are you feeling? Has MS got to you yet?

soz kat xpost, sorry about BFN but it ain't over til the droideth appeareth.

Liking all the Ariesluff.

Nothing to report here. I am feeling poorly and MrBoo's gone out so I think no sechs again tonight. Fertilty friends says I lay an egg tomorrow but another one I use says egg laying is not till Thursday. So hoepfully we can do the sechs tomorrow night and not miss the window

Nice one Truffs getting tuff with the BIL, he so deserved that. Don't abandon us for the PESHes completely you can post here tooooooooooo.

:)

How are all my ladieeezzzz? Sorry haven't posted much. Do still lurk but feeling a bit tired and rubbish and can never think of anything clever and witty at the mo.

Kat was it an internet cheapy by any chance? If so then you may not be out. Look at Bitey! That's all I'm saying

So is there a POAS party tomorrow? Who, who?

As you were.

POAS = no.

This is because it's an internet cheapie right? Until I gush the game ain't over.

Am a little confused by Internet cheapie discussion. They are meant to be twice as sensitive aren't they?? Are you telling me that I am wasting my time with not so ultra senditive crappo sticks and am just literally pissing money away with no purpose?
Must give up all this early testing.
Still negative this morning :( sorry your sticks said no too alps

Well I know a couple of FESHes have got positives with internet cheapies - mine are 20 micromils - so not that insensitive. The expensive ones are the about the same so there shouldn't be anything in it. Anyway, would still rather piss at 50p a pop than a tenner (we don't get three for two offers here or the like).

They are just a bit crap, Kat until you are a bit further on. Even the 10mi ultra sensitive ones. With one of my pregnancies I didn't get a BFP with the 10mi cheapies until 14dpo and that was so very, very faint. But enough for me to use a First Response that was really clear. They just stop me from wasting expensive ones but if you are really keen use a FR. But I tested with a FR at 9dpo, nada - not a hint. 11dpo clear as anything.

So you're not out yet!

I'm using all mine up to fuel my POAS addiction and watching them go satisfyingly dark (darker than the control line this morning - yay!). I created my Piss stick Xmas tree this morning. Will supply photos later.