Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

oh lovely Rie. Beach down your way or are you away somewhere?

Do you feel all lovely and open air tired?

Daaahn ar way. V pretty.

Oh God, would you look at Henson. He's such a cock!

Henson? Who he?

Gavin Henson Salts. Gavin Henson. One time flash in the pan WRU Grand Slam winning golden boy. Now a fake tanned, spiky haired prick. You know, Gav and Charl?

Charl?

Oh...I see. Charlotte church.

Yes he is a cock.

salts I would recommend a pot of lemon curd, perhaps stirred a bit to make it runny. Hurrah for lemon curd.

Rie am super jealous of beach, even with ski jacket.

Can I also add FrottageOtter to the list of animal swear words?

Also, also; I am doing pretty well on the non-menkulling. Actually had proper sechs for fun last night as opposed to shredded-nerve shagging because there's a line on a stick etc.

If I can just keep this up for the next 3 weeks...

Swampdonkey and Moosepig are proppah swears - from Degrassi Junior High, no less! (Anyone remember that?!)

Lemon curd...hmm....might just work. D'you think I could put a drop of lemon juice in it to make it more zingy?

Moosepig....love it...

hello BESHes feeling a bit ropey this end. was sposed to be going the pub but have bailed in favour of catching up with you lot and not watching Shit factor.

I had typed out a more indepth catch up of the last two days but the internet ate it and it was probably a bit lame anyway.

suffice to say, i am amd at some of the inappropriate shite some of you have had to deal with of GUFFs/CUNTIEs recently. WTF is with that?

ares I too have been compared to Tilda esp in the Beach (eek but I still luffs her) also weirdly as she was also mentioned Cat Deally (but I suspect that was just the accent) the Ginger Lesbo from Brookie (:(!) and Julliane Moore (v flattering but untrue IMO)

my favourite animal based swearword os simply Shit Dogs or Wank Dogs, rater unimaginative but effective.

salts still in awe of your continuing zen. Keep up da good work lady

and your burgeoning zen shoes

I haz broken thread :(

Roquette I have made you a five pint bucket of lemsip. Pliz to drink slowly as have added .

Why do I think you have a cold? Perhaps you don't.

Evening all. In middle of a nice droidy alco sesh including lovely dinner out. Have told the boyfriend all about silly menkul now fortunately he is very understanding, let's see how long that lasts with the shag dictator telling him what to do!

Owlie, glad to hear you are having a good time!
Secs for fun is much nicer. With swi I find myself thinking of baby in heat of the moment. Biggest passion killer going!

Back to the wine! Am determined to have very chilled weekend as hellish week at work coming up

"something extremely witty, and yet poignant at the same time".

(if anyone here is a frend of scorps I has just made friends with her, so would welcome a HUGE influx of requests....would cheer me up on this rainy evening, where BBB has gone upstairs to watch Pink Panther films, and I DON'T WANT TO GO...please don't make me.)

thanks bootycall is more of the bloated puking variety of roey so please to remove lemsip and add more thanks!

kat its good to clear the air with the BF. I feel they appreciate being kept in the loop, something I think we are sometimes conditioned into thinking is a Bad Thing for some reason. I blame the Victorians.

You see, that's why I chose it, it may be hideous on the outside, but can still induce affection in people.

Oooh I wouldn't mind a gin tonight, been on tea trail for a week three months now, and starting to miss it a bit. Particularly when there's fuck all on telly. I've been thinking lately that there isn't enough swearing on the thread any cunting more, was it more old skool?- the potty mouthed foremothers are off teaching their babies how to give the finger and have left behind those of us with a large enough vocabulary that they do not require to resort to such base activity. Perhaps this is the key? Sod your grapefruit non alcoholic primrose oil, we need to SWEAR MORE. Bugger.

i would kill for a gin.

Twat dogs, I can't really indulge tho, mothers ruin and all that. Although i did have a rather lovely glass of champagne to toast my nanas demise yesterday.

sorry moley gonna have to add and run. bloody stomach is killing me and IME the only cure is lying flat, which at this point in proceedings will result in sleep (hopefully) Hope the gins tempt some more BESHes in for your entertainment.

Was funeral yesterday? Hope passed ok? think under circumstances rocketbud would understand, and probably join you, it being polite and all. Also, I read on like the internet, that the bubbles in champagne mean that the alcohol actually rises, and so won't get the baybee.

Yeah it was ok. Pretty choking, the 4 cousins read a lovely poem chosen by my uncle between us, so I wasn't too bad up til then as was focusing on that. Went a bit west after that but then its good to get it out I suppose. Good news re poo bubbles, ...

GO TO BED. I give in, there's nothing to do, I shall have to go and look for the man upstairs. (not God) See yous.