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Well Cass had tantalised with her thread and then buggered off. Someone had to do it.

Didn't Lozza do the whole reflexology thing? Or was it some other alternative treatment I can see no basis for in science but am starting to think might be a good idea anyway?

Am going to the gym later in the hope of scaring my womble into submission, after that if there no remergence of the rusty one shall think about POAS as should you aries [hwink]

Have given kitten currently known as mr bitey the drops, he was so angry he went and lay on my pillow to give the dying fleas somewhere safe to erm flee.

I had reflexology for stress last year, was lush and my sleeping certianly improved but not really sure if that's just cos I was having a footrub?

Bitey - what Aries said. Go do it - you know you want to....

And grrr to non helpful response to sharing.

Fleas in your pillow? But how lovely! My cat now it's colder has taken to sleeping on the bed again. She'll jump up in His place and then when he comes to bed he's too much of a twat softie to move her and we end up crammed into one half of the bed while she stretches out luxuriously on the other side. How is this fair?

Surely it's good practice for when you have kids - the cat is trying to be helpful.... Can you not just kick it out for him?

Oh tis all part of the household dynamic, Ox. Makes everything a bit more warm and cosy anyway.

Bitey have you done it yet?

See, you don't need central heating, you've got a cat!

Bitey the case of the disappearing droid? That sounds exactly like 010. Lozza had it. And Drom. And maybe Cho. It really does exist.

Aries the official Daily Heil Birthday of Doom is 35, after which the ovaries dessicate and drop off the fallopian tubes like conkers off an oak tree .

...and the womble shrivels into the form of a used lidl carrier bag...

I am 35 . Moreover I am 36 next birthday

Lyra Menkul fuelled nicely will not go to gym will straight home to POAS.

aries this happens in our house too. we are all living under a regime of fear as mr bitey is rather bitey so he has FDH's place on the sofa/setee/couch/chaise longue, (soory scared by other thread about being common) and my place in bed.

occy sharing attempt was with best work friend. He went a bit pink and explained that there was a reason he had left his wife and taken up with a man instead. Apparently it was too much info rather than sexuality all along. [hhmm]

God, you're so common

[hhmm] indeed bitey. Hopefully that means he'll at least keep quiet and not drop you in it or anything.

Don't be [hangry] at me RieRie (I love that you have to write "hangry" to get the cross witch), I am but the Messenger of Doom. Yes, being 35 does tend to lead to being "36 next birthday" .

I wasn't really [hgrin] - what fun these are.

Anyway, am I the only person in the world or on MN who doesn't know what a ramekin is? I have never heard the word before and now it's everywhere. Is it rude?

It's what you eat a brûlée out of, darling.

Drom has had 20 week scan! All is well! Marvellous news [hsmile].

HB's husband used to make souffles in them [hwink]

A "broooo-lay"? What, like a little china pot? Why the feck can't they just say that then?

And also, while we're on the subject of hopeless ill-educated peasants, how do you make a circumflex over your u and an accent over your e?

I saw that about Dromster. Fab news [hsmile]

Whoop! Good news for Drom , excellent [hgrin]

I would worry about the possibility of splashback with a ramekin. That or dropping the fecker and cracking the bog.

Bog = I iz Common.

Now I'm really puzzled Plop. Are you talking about pissing in one? Is this common practice? I feel like I've stumbled into a parallel universe.

I have a glass ramekin in my bathroom now from the MandS souffles of the other night insprired by HB, and yes I piss in it lots and [hgrin]

I don't know how you do the accents. I just know that writing "brulee" without them made me feel so WRONG that I had to paste the word in from t'interweb .

Ah. No wonder you took a while then [hgrin]

Must have missed that gem about ramekins from HB. Still no idea why you'd wee in one.

Because, if you're a muppet like what I am, you foolishly buy the OPK sticks from Tesco which demand dipping rather than mid-stream.

Pfft. Is a massive faff first thing in the morning, I can tell you.