Aaaah Autumn...BESH style. Join the MAD and may your loins be fruitful.

[Ariesgirl]

Aaaah Autumn...

Season of jizz and menkul WOOFLing,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing ovaries;
Conspiring with him how to SWI and bless
With baybees the hags that round the thatch eves drink gin run.

Join with us in making this MAD season very fruitful indeed.

I have just SPANKED it at the gym. Fuck 'em. I might be heavier but I'm definitely smaller and a bloody sight loads fitter so bloody there the bunch of bloody bloody bastards (not sure who I'm swearing at here: the scales manufacturers !). I am clinging on to Score and LGG's point @ muscle weighing more than fat. Pony, I know it sounds odd to say I'm glad someone else feels like me, because it sounds like I'm wishing misery on others, but I do feel obscurely comforted. And a thousand lucks in t'interviews.

I can't thank you all enough for being so nice when I clearly actually needed a gigantic slap for being so self-absorbed. Let us draw a line under this and move on 'cos I've been one great big buzzkill all day.

LGG your needle lady sounds AMAZE!

Anyone else shagging tonight/tomorrow then commencing the 2WOOFL? I'd like a companion pliz, though owing to timetabling difficulties I think we missed the slot

PS Score have printed off your amazing niceness to frame and put above my desk not even joking either

Evening all.

Snoggy snogs to Head. I can't add anyhting to the wise woman words already said. but I do know I luffs you.

PS. Droid has petered out to the odd bit of pant snot. Think was not full flow, rather that I will have a week of spitting before the rusty bugger gets me. Good in terms of calculations, bad for my mood......

Thanks alpinepony knew le palais was the place for me!

HB you sound like you are feeling better, gotta love the old exercise endorphins! Will join you in the 2WOOFL later in the week I hope. It's going to be my first one so am most excited. Stand by for virgin (wrong choice of words there) menkulling!

HB glad you are feeling more positive, line is drawn but just wanted to echo the BESHlove in the palais for you and also that scales are BOLLOCKs, I actually think this weighing in business is a bit evil. Its how you feel thats important and the weight 'gain' will be down to all sort of random things esp that you are converting fat to muscle. Luff you! Fish slap! MAD respeck to Mr Head (titter) for the early morning secs.

Hmm petered out has it salty?

My wee cup is still by the loo, TB was a bit worried that a guest might think it was for drinking out of. I said anyone who drinks out of a cup thats kept by the loo deserves everything they get :o

Apparently drinking wee is Vah, Vah good for you and vah, VAH a la mode. Although is probably meant to be you own, rather than your host's.

Yes, petered out rocket, and I absolutely did not speculatively POAS this morning. No, not me. And as I did not do that, I couldn't possibly know it would be negative, now could I. Thus, I am defeating the menkul, and did not at any point think this might be, you know, the whole egg burrowing thing.

Have I made myself clear? Well have I?

Absolutely clear, PERFECTLY Could you also please make is absolutely clear what cycle day you are on and/or how many DPO? Just so that we can establish a complete lack of menkulling on your part and munchousen mekulling on mine? :o

Just so you are clear Roquette, and only so you are clear, Droid is meant to be due on Friday, so I am 12 dpo if my original calculations were correct.

why? what are you suggesting?

Can we menkul for you, salts ? We are all so, so good at it

HB I am a week behind you, sorry. I could WOOFL in advance though, as I like to start my menkulling about the time of the first 2 bars on the CBFM and then see it through to the droid.

well, I can't stop you menkuling, now can I?

surely the stick I did not piss on that was negative seals the deal? No?

I am suggesting that it was a VERY GOOD THING that you did not POAS today because a BFN would only do your head in and still not be conclusive proof that you are not diffed.

An India factory own once sent my (then) Boss Man a very interesting book on the health benefits of quaffing FMU every day. But yes it had to be your own and I suspect we put it to far better use sticking little hormone laden sticks in it.

"owner"

not conclusive? Not that I did.....

Ahem. I had egg white today and we had Teh Secs this afternoon and two days ago too. Let the menkulling commence. Who's with me? What say you? I said WHAT SAY YOU? (everyone shouts "Aye" like in Pirates of the Caribbean - oops sorry wrong thread)

MrA is a very clever and practical man. However this evening he put £25-worth of petrol in a diesel land rover 5 minutes before I was supposed to be dropped off at choir which I have been skiving for two months and swore I would attend this evening. I did make it in the end but I was stinking of a variety of fuels. I'm saying nothing except can you imagine if a woman had done such a thing?

ooohhhh.. Menkul indeed Rie I reckon tis your month.

silly Mr A....Isn't that really spensive to fix??

We say 'verily, milady' , Ariel , that's what we say :)

Can you throw the aforementioned fish stocks at Mr A?

pahhh! next time tell him to ask direction to the correct pump

salinesolution I'm just behind you on day 10 dpo. You want some menkuling?

1. wanted to throw up when smelly man with cappuccino breath was standing next to me on the bus the other day.
2. have had strange crampy-type fleeting pain very occasionally in the egg-oven area.
3. I am having weird dreams, one of which involved me squeezing my left nipple and milk gushing out.
4. I can't get enough crisps. I've had 3 crisp sandwiches and 2 random packet of crisps in 24 hours.

Whaddaya think?

We managed to siphon it out before he started the engine, mercifully! Provided much schadenfreude entertainment at the Tesco's garage.

Alady TIS is constantly 'reminding' me that our car is diesel and not petrol. It fucks me off rightly.

How did you get to page 7 without me? I know we have drawn a line etc. but it makes me sad that you are sad HB. I know I have only seen you in photos but can I tell you what springs to mind when I think of you?

Smart as a whip.
Sharp as a tack.
Laugh out loud funny, usually in the most lateral way!
Filthily, outrageously sexy and sexually confident.
Truly beautiful, fantastic bone structure.
Warm, loving, thoughtful, maternal.
Cool (but fortunately not too cool)
Quirky, individual, imaginative.

Size doesn't feature, let alone define you, in my eyes. You're a fucking fantastic woman.

Rie I'm in a choir too!

I did tell you in last thread but think you did not see.

MrBoo did that once. Masterboo was 2 weeks old and he had only just gone back to work. It cost £260 to have it drained. Just what we needed at the time.

I've just been to cinema, and saw Takers, which is Not terribly Good, but did educate me in the ways of Idris Elba. (I missed the Wire, as 'we' watched it in early diffment and was usually asleep before the first crack deal) Please can we have him on the hill, I'm sure we can work out some kind of bohemian prince narrative to explain his presence? Perhaps Shelly bought him back from Italy,to where he had sailed across the Med in his schooner? Am i clutching at straws? I'd clutch at his straws anytime, (fnah fnah)

In other news, I am also fat, and not particularly beautiful either, stick that in your self pitying in tray and file it under jolly! (obviously apart form my on line persona who is fi-ine) Am trying SW at the mo, though seriously off track this week Am inspired by the lively musictomyears: before molette got much fitter and did two 10km runs, and though was still not a skinny minnie, was so much happier having energy, and that's where I want to get back to. And if I'm going to marry Idris after my painful but neccessary divorce, I will need to be in good shape, apparently there are some fit birds in LA.

milano tell us more about your wombular rumblings, sounding very suspicious

and salineoxygen, not to stir or anything, but I had negative tests for a week after I was due on with molette. Not that you would test or anything, just saying.

I don't care how much it guarantees a win - I am not drinking my FMU. :( Although salty, if you drink it you'll be less inclined to dunk a stick in it when it's too early to test...

Aries I had no idea you were a songbird - although I had heard that you'll 'suck this for a lark'. Badoom tish. I'm here all week, try the fish slimfast shake.

Aha! Speaking of diets and their fruitlessness. Yesterday I had to drive 330 miles and needed sustenance - so I stopped for a cheeseburger and aero rather than a pre-packaged slimfast yoghurt drink. When I got home I had a small portion of pasta - but the world's biggest portion of bolognese. I have been rewarded for eating like a student with a 2 lb win - there is no justice as I'd spent the previous week sticking religiously to the plan and instead eating the skin I'd gnawed from my fingers. :( x 1000

milanomum I read your list of four points and shook my head for number 1 - as stinky-breathed middle-aged men standing too close on public transport is not strictly a symptom, more of an annoyance - but 3 is a classic. It's probably time to stop taking public transport (See Pregnancy forum for further mental type rules about care in pregnancy). Is it too early to POAS or are you too drinking your wee?

starnose hubba hubba. In fact - I'd shag most of the Wire (have only seen series one so far). "D'Angelo" made me melt. Do not worry about the size of your thighs - african american men are notorious for liking a bit of meat on the bones. Slice of pie?

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HB and Rie. You can be my cycle buddies.

Well, I think I've broken Mr GG. Managed one last night with difficulty (same day as pos OPK). But the 5:30am one this morning just too much to ask and we had to give it up as a bad job despite me using all my best sexy tricks. We are just not as young as we used to be . But we had done three days in a row so hopefully should do it as has gone back up North now.

Let the 2WOOFLing commence!