We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

[BrassicaBabe]

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

oooooohhhh Nickel I just got muyself a sewing machine and I used to belly dance too but only got to the 2nd level and haven't had a hobby since dd was born 2 years ago :|

Wow, belly dancing and sewing! I am impressed. I have no skills!

I do, however, have serious boob-acheage today. Doesn't hurt when I prod them but it feels like they're growing.

Not to add too many embarrassing stories to this thread, but now I've started telling you them I seem to be unable to stop. And I'm still worrying about this one.

Have just left my old job, but I'm still having lingering involvement in it. Following yesterday's snot-ridden presentation at aforementioned old job one of my old bosses (prestigious historian) emailed me to say I should not send off the book proposal I had mentioned until one of the other bosses (prestigious historian #2, we'll call him Tom) had contacted his publisher.

He said something along the lines of, 'You might have to ride Tom quite hard to do this, but don't send it until you've prodded him'.

In a fit of 2ww mentalness (can that really be an excuse?) I emailed back 'I'll probably prod Tom rather than 'ride' him but thanks for the heads up! That sounds great.')

That's the JS influence on me ladies. When I get the sack from a job I'm no longer in, on the grounds that I am a pervert, I'm blaming you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh TTL you are so wrong - you have the rare and wonderful skill of making people laugh out loud and spit tea all over their laptops :O

PMSL TTL!! I think we'd get on really well in RL, would have a right laugh!

Now stop riding and prodding your bosss and start riding your DH

How, how would I get through today without periodic bursts of PMSLing at you TTL?

Nickle I too am totally loving you and your bookshop. I am a bit book mad though. A book arrived from my sister for DS today, called Piggity-Wiggity Jiggity Jig. It's brilliant!
I have a sewing machine and am trying to use it to earn some extra money. I'm slightly over excited that some one has added one of my toddler duvets onto their ebay watch list, but I'd rather they put a bid in!

Am I babbling? I think maybe so. DS just fell asleep on the chair so I have the perfect excuse to hide inside where it's warm and I can be lazy. (lazy bliss face emoticon)

NoMoreChoc - she must be in the business, then - that book's not out til January! lucky you!

i'd have to charge postage to Milan, milanomum

but free postage to UK addresses

Bad news girlies - I have started spotting

Hello Viroids.

AF is 2 days late and BFN.

AAAARGH!! :(

In other news....

AAARGH!!!

Josie only just seen your post. :(

When did it start? How much?

Sending hugs x

Boo Josie. I think it's early enough to start on that bottle of plonk now, you first!

Nickle It's an NZ book and she sent it from NZ (where I'm from). His house looks just like the one I grew up in and his Mum finishes the day with a glass of wine. Now that's my kinda woman (pig)!

PS Sleepy the only look in you're getting with that plonk bottle is when it's empty, so you can pee in it (for another pee test obviously, not as a refill!) .

Ok so spotting is clutching at straws perhaps. I never spot and can feel ERTD cramps now, definitely start of next cycle for me. but not too disappointed as I get to do it all again next month and don't have to worry when riding tomorrow.

Will get DH on board and JSing as soon as possible now that he's agreed to give it his all

Oh josie that's a shame. Onto the shagging for next month asap? sleepycaz do you know when you ovulated? It ain't over til' it's over, so you've still got some hope. Hope you're bearing up :)

Btw, that Piggity-wiggity book sounds right up all our streets - the mum drinks wine and the title sounds like a euphemism for JSing! Sounds great!

Definitely TTL! At least I know things are working properly down there

Dear Sister.

Thank you for the Piggity-Wiggity Book. DS hasn't even seen it yet, but already it's a huge hit with my JSing buddies. Please send half a dozen more copies for Nickle to sell in her store before the UK release date. Please also send lots of wine so we can practice being like Piggity's Mum.

Cheers, NoMoreChocBikkies x

Nah my sister won't think I'm an alcoholic swinger.

nomore

I have a really irregular cycle so am just guessing at day 14 and JS-ing on and around that. Stoopid I know.

AF bound to be round the corner with silly methods like that.

To be on the safe side SleepyCaz you should JS as often as possible just in case!

Evening all viroids,

Bad luck on AF getting you, Josie - at least you have lots of friends to keep you company and distracted over the next cycle.

Brassica - no real chance of BFP - and that means if you are pg, it's not imbedded, which means your fridge full of wine is meant for you! :) Who's the party for?

Nickel - belly dancing. wow! Have you done a performance for you DH? I took it up before my wedding, planning to stun him on honeymoon. Never plucked up the courage tho.

I'm sitting enjoying a large glass of red after the weeks work. We have recently done our sitting room, and pulled out the old gas fire and had the chimney swept. Tonight is the first log fire and it is luurvly!! DH and I sat for ages staring at the flames and hearing the crackle. Might try some JSing in front of it - though since we have wood floors and no rugs, not sure how practical that would be. Why does it always look amazing on films?

Ok - question - what JSing have you seen on movies that you'd really like to recreate? Or that you have re-created?!

Oh, and takethat - yes I have been around and about for ages. Felt bad that could never keep up with daily postings, but you guys make me laugh so much I felt I had to join in the fun. Felt like the plain girl watching all the popular girls at the school disco dancing round a handbag. I wanted to join in! Ok.... no idea where that just came from. Did I say it was a large glass of wine I was drinking?!

And HTK - so funny that you're a midwife and can't find your cervix!! There is hope for the rest of us!

josie feckin AF...

miffles your sitting room sounds loverly - you just need a big sheepskin rug to get that film scene going
will get back to you on the js-ing in films (good question by the way) - I've seen too many cartoons recently.

nomore you MAKE toddlers' duvets??!! How do I get myself one on those (and do they come with a wriggle-resistant guarantee :) )?

nickel postage to Milan isn't THAT expensive

Have you got a website?

Hmm haven't seen much JSing in films recently but did see The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston. Film not great but Jake Gyllenhaal was D.Esperate to JS Jen and when he did he was H.O.T.

Wild, sneaky, motel/backroom sex it is :)

Milano on ebay here and here. I've only recently started hence the lack of variety. Many years ago I used to make sleeping bags in a factory and figured I should use those skills to try and make some money from home. Also I had a b!tch of a time finding a decent cover for my son who is in a junior bed. The way my son wriggles in his sleep, I really can't promise an anti-wriggling guarantee

Can't think of any decent JSing in movies of hand, but I can vouch for the fact the sex on the beach isn't that great ...
Haven't yet managed to convince DS to join the mile high club (spoil sport face)