Let's get busy with the fizzy! You can put neat Meths in a Soda Stream, right?
Lyra, your droid is an evil fucking bitch. I can only begin to imagine the highs and lows you must have been stealth-menkulling through as you have your longest droid ever (or at least for yonks). Some boffin should invent some clever-bugger type of piss-stick that can tell you within 3 days of Oving if there's a fertilised egg within or not and at least reduce the menkul for womankind. Although I guess that would make us all more aware of chemical pregs, which wouldn't be so good and... I'll shurrup now. I'm just going to bearhug you into a half-Nelson until you pass out then undress you and take pics of me molesting you and plaster them over the internet.
Stinkbomb, is v about farkin 'staff shortages', v about needles but v about acupuncture. It is definitely improving my health and my menstrual workings - it works slowly but surely, so am hopefully going to be babywinning tortoise instead of insta-diff hare. Or summat
SlowSlowQuickQuickSlow, if, erm, yer man's fella's poloneck is too tight to get his head through (if ya get me), then Docs will either put a couple of slits in the top to allow it to widen or sometimes trim the top tightest bit off. Very rarely will they need to do a full circumcision. Sounds grim, poor bloke - and can hardly be sextacular for either of you I know these facts because I love cocks studied all sorts of sexual health fings as part of my MA Diss (even though was Critical Theory-based) and also because I really do love cocks.
Astounding News! My hairdresser has actually given me exactly what I asked for! I feel like something this unique and momentous deserves a double-spread announcement in a national newspaper or summink
Altogether now: "Like she just stepped out of a salo-o-o-on!"...