30s TTC: Summertime, and the diffin's easy. White goods are jumping and the WOOFLing is high. MSDP in full swing.

[MountTheFairy]

The one before the BESHory Towers. Easy one for summer: I have dug up a fishing pond in the middle of the Palace, put a roof light over it, got some fishin' sticks and put some Gershwin on. Salad's providing Elderflower Fizz, served by newbs in topless bikinis. Could life be better?

ohh yeah maybe! Wonder if me turning up down there with the la top and saying you lot were my team would wash (I think not)

Oh btw got MrBs jizz test results and they are defo NOT looking too good if I am interpreting them right. Also they came a couple of days ago and he forgot to tell me Had to stop myself jumping out of bed last night and running down to read/menkul over them.

concentration not tooo bad at 18 mil but morphology 7% thats gotta be pretty bad. these pumkin seeds better be bloody working

Heart Pratchett. Mostly on tape though.

Head I have similar thoughts, and that is my saving grace re. maybe going for IUI. Time to slim. And today's realisation re. diffed weight! Well done on the weight loss so far! Go gal!

CressBurst I looove pub quizzes, but none around me. Can anyone reccomend a nice quizzy pub in central / north London?

sorry thesaltyone i will pack the crampons away and deploy the Ice pick of Disbelief.

Evening. I have been out on the wattter all day long. Have spinny head and weird up and down-ness plus flaming windburn. I look like a strawberry with ginger hair - it's not a good look.

Scorpers ZW herself?????? Gosh! On the other hand the oestrogen thing sounds like a right royal pain in the backside. Not much I can say really except you have my sympathy.

Beshie I flicked briefly over to your link and was SO TEMPTED to post something rude and obnoxious such as "Go out and get a life" on there.

Hello to all my biatches. I'm reading a book called How To Sail at the moment. It's really exciting

I don't understand the jizz results. does that mean they aren't swimming fas/around enough?

why cant I be in your team, you're mean to me saladcream

Mount honestly, try this. It's really working for me. I feel competely liberated and unstressed but also beautifully in control.

Salad that's a bit disheartening . I'm sorry, pal. . . but have you 3 months before another one to pump him full of Wellman and pumpkin derivatives???

At the risk of sounding cheesy, we can do it Banger! Can we think of some BESHly language for weight loss? BTW, I am 5 ft 7, or that's what my metric converter tells me 170 is.

SaladSeed what's the volume like?

Oh yeah those list thread are a bit disturbing. I didn't really understand what I was reading and then I just had to close the thread as it was just too wrong.

Pls not to be too down about weight stuff. It is obviously a good idea to get healthy n stuff. But plenty of larger women get diffed, so do it for good reasons not despair. Says me with my BMI of 31 and facing that muu muu future. Although given that so far pregnancy has made me lose weight maybe not.

Chears Fringe, will study it!

Volume was 4.6 (which I believe is upper end of normal) plus excellent motility 28% plus sluggish 17% not sure if its the first one that counts in which case its BAAAAD or both of them together so not so bad.

pls to help me pls BESHies.

Plz no despairing over weight, Muser is quite correct. Also BMI is exceptionally dubious measurement, and waist to hip ratio is far more accurate. Unless morbidly obese with BMI over 40 in which case neither will be a pretty sight, sorry. I have lost weight by going semi-vegetarian but I lost more by getting really bad food-poisoning a couple of weeks back, I can't recommend that method at all tho.

Also we should all ignore these daft "scientists say that older women are shit at having baybees" articles as their sample size is usually about 5 people or the findings don't stand up to proper scrutiny or have not been peer reviewed (i.e. they are bollocks). I grrr at them all for making people worry.

more body fascism i reckon, you can bet the women all those ancient fertility symbols where based on didn't have a BMI of 23 or whatevers. I'd trust 10,000 years of collective experience over 50 years or so worth of quackery.

I do not really know myself Sallie, but volume cool. Count cool too. You are right, morphology not great, but I would not say disasterous. I think motility is ok. So all in all not too bad. But have a look at other threads about this stuff, there is plenty of them! Orchid and I started a couple not so long ago, and I think mine is actually called Bad Morphology.

Sorry, I am having a problem remembering all the BESHes details, and I am sure I keep on asking the same question, but what's your next step from here?

where were ghahh.

Saladsandwich all is not lost on your fridge results. Its is both of the together.

I have been lurking.....wahhhahha {scary emocition}

I heart Pratchett too

Thank you for wise words S-Lad and S-Bun and I am sorry for leading H-Banger down the weight menkulism path.

Off to cool tomorrow's lunch.

COOK

2nd FC appointment on 9th of sept (isn't yours around then too?) Spose all will become clear then. Having another round 3's and 21's etc this month. Bullying Encouraging the OH into a slightly healthier lifestyle so hopefully by the time they send him for another test things might have improved a bit. Hey ho.

Choos thanks for that!! Bit more encouraging, just the morphology to worry about. How are you?

Sorry for hijacking thread with my fridge worries peeps. More important things really. Bleat bleat.

Oh yeah, sorry Salad should have looked back, sometimes I forget which BESH is doing what (I think lack of face to assign stuff to makes it harder), but it all came back now! I know the stories and the names, but sometimes they get mismatched, if you know what I mean!

Well, if it don't freak you out, I can share our experience...

saltybreeze why am i mean to you? I dont understand but you can have a feff of me buzwamms if it'll make amends? or have a tequila and cava shot. or have both!!

MTF no probs is a lot to keep up with. yes plz to hear your story as long as it wont scare the pantaloons off me?