30s TTC: Summertime, and the diffin's easy. White goods are jumping and the WOOFLing is high. MSDP in full swing.

[MountTheFairy]

The one before the BESHory Towers. Easy one for summer: I have dug up a fishing pond in the middle of the Palace, put a roof light over it, got some fishin' sticks and put some Gershwin on. Salad's providing Elderflower Fizz, served by newbs in topless bikinis. Could life be better?

Wow re. marriage. I guess it worked out for ya! How did you guys support yourselfs in da early days?

Has anyody notices that if you stuff yourself with muffins / biscuits your concentration really wanes?

NOTICED! BESH me someone.

With difficulty. Same remains the case for the middle days, and the later (current) days .

We've done every job imaginable, from check-out chick/piano teacher/care-home assistant/industrial cleaner/fork-lift truck driver to copper/speechwriter/civil servant. There was a period of 6 months living in my parents' attic conversion early on (we married after second year at uni and had to vacate flat when we graduated), and a period of 6 months as aid workers in Forn Parts...

He is the dearest, sweetest, most loyal and patient man alive. I am none of those things. Just goes to show it can work out even if one of you is a tempestuous mercurial harridan with all the self-control of Byron on a bender!!

Nonsense. Baked goods sharpen the brain: you're obviously just not eating enough.

Well, I am waiting for ya to bake me some!

Wow - you had a great life, it seems! Feel sorry for your hubby though . Just kidding. What a love story!

No really, the dear thing deserves all the sympathy he can get...my only consolation is that he is by general consensus the best-fed officer in the Force! Possibly slightly slower on his feet than before we wed though

:-) Mr HB is in the Met, then?

Mmmmmmm beef curry and apple crumbleeeeee (Homer voice). Seriously, HB if I don't get updiffed (because I escape last minute from squirty dye in psychadelic colours), can I just adopt you?

Yes please yes please!

My needs are modest. A clean blanket to lie on, PG Tips on demand, and Tom Hardy every Wednesday afternoon.

Tom Hardy is MINE on Wednesdays and you know it; it's in our custody agreement. Are you trying to be deliberately awkward?

Evenin All, I have now resorted to opening two tabs with this thread in, one to type in and one to read as otherwise I will get totally lost....

Stinkpants yes FC in mat ward does seem a bit hmm, insensitive. But seeing as no doubt hospital was designed by a man it probably seemed the height of convenience and good design. Great HSG description there, it doesn't sound tooooo bad

Scorpelina thats bloody brilliant news. See one door closing and t'other opening and all that. Dress would be stunning for first meeting with your new Editor at what ever national you are going to end up at? Love Whistles but is also out of my price range unless it sale time (and even then...)

Bangers boo to droid, YEY to that bath book stand thingy, its bloody ace. I will be leaving that page open and hoping MrB gets the hint. You must have been a child bride yes? MrB is also somewhat long suffering but then i put up with his incessant video gaming and obsession with storm troopers.

HopOn Glad dildocam results sound good!! Yes, carbs are the evil suckers of brain power, tis well known fact but they taste good to who cares.

Spiders and moths pffft, DADDYLONGLEGS are the spawn of the devil. Grand opening: titter and purple vjj dye for me pls. JK is a twunt (my old boss had a crush on home ) I think that is all :S

Can we have a 12 vag ping pong salute to welcome Igglepiglet into the world? I dont know Iggy obviously just a bit overexcited about the first BESHbaby since i joined.

Pshaw. Lettucepuff I flash my buzzwams at you and now you ignore me.

Still clinging to your visiting rights eh Score? At let him wash before he leaves your gaff for mine. I really can't bear all that patchouli oil you insist on rubbing into his broad glistening manly man's torso

ARGH SaladSpinner, I do that too! (2 tabs biz). I was going to say anything because I thought it would make me look like a total loser. And I was right too, eh .

You saying I'm a loser HB ah well I'm in good company then :p

salts ya menkullist I asked applied motorboating access LAST NIGHT and yer didn't reply. c'mer then? You feeling a bit perkier today then? hope so. (I'll put some colour in yer cheeks )

Doh, asked/applied delete as necessary.

Leadinmypencil so sorry about the bleeping bastard

Am v tired. V V tired. Can't say anything more coherent.

oh well alright then.

oops, hang on a sec

gah. asterisk issue. Sorry..

OH! Cass, by 'grand opening' you meant defecation and not copulation. Me = loser + stupid. I mean obviously BUMSEX is the best Greek invention since feta but that was a mix-up in my mind and no mishtake.

Congrats on taking a dump. Having had dysentery I myself am a martyr to my bowels and can only survive with the help of mysterious Turkish herbal tea. What? What? You're looking at me like you don't want to know about my colon?

I hand the menkul over to you this month deario, although I think I spoke to soon re. the droid, cos it's only D21 and there's been no more rust. However there are FULL PMT symptoms so, you know...

SaladDaze, you and I make being losers SESSY. Trufax.

Jees..I thought she meant The Secs too.

..although I do think it is a god term for The Beast With Two Backs, I vote we adopt it anyway....

HB...no rust, full on PMT symptoms interesting, HB, verrrry interesting....

oohhh saying nuffink

btw did anyone notice Sherlocks real name? (twas loved in bomb household fyi, i knew i had forgotten something)

Benedict Cumberpatch fnar!! I transmuted to Bendydick Cumpatch much to my own (but not really anyone elses amusement) I truly hope this is a stage name (in which case WHY?) or poor lad must have had a terrible time at school.

anyone need any brackets? I seem to have a glut over here

Yebbut SandDunesAnd, I think 'tis coupla days too early for the rust anyway (or brown string, as it so depressingly inevitably is). And I really do have the full PMT whack. So I shall just chant 'game over game over' in my head until the game proves itself over, you get me?

I'm much more excited about Cass's exhaustion...