Are we having a mumsnet christmas fallout this year?

[Nevergoogle]

Thing is, it's a very inconvenient time for mumsnet to kick off and most of us miss it all and threads are deleted so it never makes sense, then for the whole of 2010 there'll be newbie's threads titled, 'What is ....?' and then they'll get flamed and it'll kick of again.

Anyway, can it wait until new year?

Or maybe not at all, that would be novel.

Good tidings

I'm relatively new and have no idea of what you speak. Is it essential to have a fallout with other people, if so I'd be good at it. This year I've alienated several of the mums at dd's school - one to the extent of her turning her back on me if she sees me. I am so good at it in real life I could be brilliant in cyberland.

I think nevergoogle and kreecher are trolls

possibly the same person

and probably man / men

Hairy men/man.

do you think?
Well I've never liked either of them, always thought they were a bit fishy

anyone know if I can put cocktail sticks in the oven or will they burn?

have you not already had them soaking in water for a week so that they won't burn when you put them in oven

Frakk off, Dragonbutter.

soak and wrap in tin foil
also the cocktail sticks

Are elves related to trolls?

See, I can do it in real life and my virtual life. What a skill.
I could be a man, there is a lot of me both in height and girth and I do have a luxuriant top lip topper which I can twirl evily if I don't pluck it out.

Kreecher flicks out her nicotined thrushy tongue and licks it.

Dear god no, DH nearly divorced me last time, then the Independent on Sunday misquote me, twas all very messy!

if i pass on a lurgy to the entire parish congregation this evening will you all hate me?

I don't hate anyone except the kreecher who lives upstairs. Hooray for us, we will be moving away in 7 months or so.

toughen up Reality. come on now lets have a dirty fight now.