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From present ideas to party food, find all your Christmas inspiration here.

Poncetastic Christmas Poncing 2021 *Title edited by MNHQ*

124 replies

goose1964 · 15/09/2021 21:58

I've been looking for one but can't find one.

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lachy · 15/09/2021 22:02

It'll be along in a day or two...Xmas Grin

Trumpton · 16/09/2021 06:37

25th September ! Traditionally Xmas Grin

Trumpton · 16/09/2021 06:40

HERE IS LINK FOR LAST YEARS

DanceWithYourBalloon · 16/09/2021 15:27

Very much enjoying last years thread with a cup of tea! 🎄

RubyFakeLips · 16/09/2021 20:07

Am place marking here in the hope we're pointed in the right direction once it's started.

I'm on holiday for the next couple of weeks and planning to instantly begin poncing as I hit Heathrow arrivals on my return. Cannot wait!

Cherryrainbow · 16/09/2021 22:45

Gunna be the noob here but... what is it? Lol

Trumpton · 17/09/2021 04:13

@Cherryrainbow (and anyone else)
Here is the intro to last years thread started by @VivaJen . Original idea by @FellatioNelson. I have linked to it above.


OK, first of all, I know it's still September by we need to start this thread now because as you all know, having a truly Poncetastic Christmas involves precision planning, strategy, bravery, heroics, and frequently martyrdom. A bit like the war in Afghanistan, only with nicer food and sparkly shoes.

So, if you, like me, actually want to make the next twelve weeks of your life a misery by hand-crafting your cards, finding a huge bucket for Nigella's turkey in brine, pickling pears, shrivelling oranges in a low oven for those rustic au naturel decorations, dragging half a holly bush back from the woods, and just generally being a smug annoying jobsworth ponce, join me on this thread.

Feel free to post photos of previous tree-trimming, cake icing or table centrepiece triumphs, discuss this year's bauble colour themes, debate the merits of Delia versus Gordon, road-test a selection of canapes and cocktails, (all in the line of duty) and link to lovely inspirational photos/craft ideas for a truly Poncetastic Christmas.

Warning: If your idea of a good Christmas involves Pizza, ITV, gravy granules or anything with 'Aunt Bessies' on the packet, this is not the thread for you".”

Trumpton · 17/09/2021 06:27

Flipping heck. Been down a worm hole and I think FellatioNelson started the original Poncetastic thread in 2011.
The intro above was certainly written by her before she went to live in The Middle East (?)

OnTheHillNotOverIt · 17/09/2021 09:38

If your poncing involves food, here is a warm up thread
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/Christmas/4347609-favourite-christmas-recipes-including-the-cake

Of course people who order ready made dinner while concentrating on the handmade hallway Garland are welcome on poncetastic too Wink

OnTheHillNotOverIt · 17/09/2021 09:41

Ooh and you poncetastic peeps might want to join in the Nigel Skater Christmas chronicles read along. It doesn’t get much more poncetastic really.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/Christmas/4291894-Nigel-Slaters-The-Christmas-Chronicles In case you missed it.

RubyFakeLips · 17/09/2021 11:37

Thanks OnTheHill, I may join, as I actually have that book and have already been flicking through.

Sn0tnose · 17/09/2021 13:03

Just when you think Christmas can’t get any better!

Geamhradh · 17/09/2021 13:06

@Trumpton

25th September ! Traditionally Xmas Grin
Was about to say it's the 25th Then squeal and bite my knuckles. Whilst not telling you I chucked the last bottle of pickled shallots in the bin the other day. Grin
Ieatmarmite · 17/09/2021 13:08

This looks like a fun thread - can I join in?

Trumpton · 17/09/2021 13:35

So…. Shall we keep this thread but try not to ponce until next Friday?
I bought Nigel Slater’s The Christmas Chronicles. It’s on my kindle but I need the real book .

JauntyJinty · 17/09/2021 13:51

Sorry I have to ask - what's the meaning of the word ponce/poncing in this context?!

To me it means to steal or try to get something for free, but this seems to be a thread abour crafting? Or is it becasue it's a place to steal ideas?

Geamhradh · 17/09/2021 14:02

@Trumpton

So…. Shall we keep this thread but try not to ponce until next Friday? I bought Nigel Slater’s The Christmas Chronicles. It’s on my kindle but I need the real book .
You doooooo. Nigel needs to be hardback. I am looking forward to your paperwhites!

@jauntyjinty- no, it's poncetastic. Because instead of running to the all night garage on the 24th for an amaryllis and a bottle of gin we do all kinds of mad but beautifully soothing things like force paperwhite narcissi in the spare room and pickle our own shallots. Smile

overthethamesfromyou · 17/09/2021 14:07

Making your Christmas 'poncy'

Poncetastic Christmas Poncing 2021 *Title edited by MNHQ*
JauntyJinty · 17/09/2021 14:24

Ahh ok gotcha - thanks :)

UtterlyUnimaginativeUsername · 17/09/2021 15:32

Signing up for the poncey countdown Xmas Grin

VivaJen · 17/09/2021 15:55

We usually do have a 'Preparing to Ponce' thread. As any true Christmas Poncer knows you have to start early. I don't know about the rest of you but I am really looking forward to making Christmas as lovely and cosy as possible this year 🎄

Peridot1 · 17/09/2021 16:03

Ooh. Marking my place. Love the Poncetastic thread.

BigGreen · 17/09/2021 16:39

Yay! I'm going to start the forcing of the bulbs this weekend.

Tangledtresses · 17/09/2021 16:43

I'm in.... because as I've got older 50 now and couldn't give a shit I'm all in for a non poncy Christmas

Floopsy · 17/09/2021 16:44

Ooh, I fancy poncifying my Christmas this year. Count me in

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