Oh your poor Mum's legs Mrs that looks painful. 
We have DD Birthday tomorrow so its a nice HalfWay Point in the 70 household, and she tells me I have six months to recover and start on her Christmas presents. (Well less than 6 months, that'll be Christmas itself)
I have a box of presents for her , there's a skirt and handbag she picked out and lots of little things - make-up, skin/hair/body stuff.
Another bag with chocolates and sweets.
She has a present from Dbro+Dsil , one from DS (she chose )
DGParents already sent her money
I booked A/L to spend the day with her, she's already had her meal out with her mates.
I haven't bought any Christmas things (yet) but I got some gorgeous little napkins for Easter (yes , I am THAT organised
)
So we're teetering on the brink of halfway , the £2 jar is feeling reassuringly weighty (though there's other coins in there too, not just £2s)