Strangest Christmas presents your DC have asked for?

[MrsCK]

In need of a giggle...what are the strangest things your DC have asked for?

Baker Ross also have some interesting leaves

Dd9 has asked for a chisel! She said its so she can find jewels, fossils and gems on walks. She is not likely to find any of those things where we live! But I've got her a hammer and chisel set, and some smash open your own Geode rocks.

My 11 yr old has asked for wooden stilts, a box of paper clips (because he doesn't have ANY!!!!) and a multi tool..funny child! Failing that he will scrap the list for a dog!!

A couple of years ago, my DS asked Santa for Ariana Grande!! I think DH was hoping Santa would come good that year too!!

Dd1 when she was 3 asked for a wall and a ladder!! Dd2 when she was 3 asked for purple sunglasses... got her a pair and put them in her stocking thinking she would have totally forgotten but every present she opened she said I hope it's sunglasses!!

A farm. A real farm.

DS is 2.5 and his requests are a wheelbarrow and a chainsaw. He is also getting some ladders and a tool belt. He will be over the moon

Dd 3.6 this year asked Santa for a doll that poops surprises . This is the first I've heard of it . She must have seen it on tv but I've no clue what it is

Buck teeth

I once asked for a back-scratcher (wooden, with a "claw" on the end like Grandma had). My parents found it hilarious and bought it for me - found it the other day and discovered just how creepy it is. I'll try and find a pic. I would only have been about 6

Imagine this - but in wood.

A laminater & pouches. Everything that fit thru it got laminated that year.

thegirlinthecar could it be THIS

thegirlinthecar - it's LalaLoopsie
www.toysrus.co.uk/toys/lalaloopsy-babies-diaper-surprise-doll-blossom-flowerpot/0144651

argh, Smurfy beat me to t while my browser did silly things

Thank you ! That's exactly what it is ! Dd will be very pleased ( or will have completely forgotten she ever asked for it )

A Secret Door.

A monster - a real one mummy...

"Grown up bath toys".

An X-ray machine.

whitelisbon there is an orchard toys game called insy winsy spider that may be good for your dd?
Ours loved it www.amazon.co.uk/Orchard-Toys-Insey-Winsey-Spider/dp/B0007TXTH0

Yellow moon/baker Ross do 'leaves to keep' stickers, scratch art and some gold bark ones
www.yellowmoon.org.uk/themed-crafts/themed-crafts-autumn-crafts

nickel great minds think alike

thegirlinthecar glad I could help it was a post on here that I found out about that doll from, it was earlier in the year or possibly last Christmas. You can get extra nappies to get extra charms too apparently.

Middle child has been banned from watching those infomercial channels. Her current want, thankfully shes moved on from an Arc Welder, is something called a Bricky. Apparently its for building brick walls. So she can build a porch. And a shed. And an extension.