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Fellatio's Poncetastic Christmas Thread 2011 is.....

857 replies

FellatioNelson · 24/09/2011 09:14

open for business. Knock yerselves out. Grin

OP posts:
SuePurblybilt · 24/09/2011 16:59

It has gorn orf, true.

I have high hopes for Period Homes.

Bellavita · 24/09/2011 17:02

RockStock, I need your Mary Berry pudding recipe.

Georgi, no not to early at all.

girlywhirly · 24/09/2011 17:05

I'm in too, was in last year as well.

Hazel, chocolate roulade with oranges and Cointreau or Grand Marnier cream inside makes a fantastic Christmassy dessert, looks like a Yule log and is much lighter (so can fit more in after lunch!) Also, you do the roulade bit the day before, and then on Christmas morning you just whip your cream and pile it and orange bits on and roll it up, leaving it in the fridge to chill until needed. This wasn't a recipe from a Christmas book either, but it occurred to me that it was pretty festive.

I shall be back again as I'm still in post holiday mode and there are loads of jobs that need doing, paint shed, dig out compost bin, nothing festive!

TinyPawz · 24/09/2011 17:05

Bliss! Unfortunately I'll be in Kabul alone over Christmas so marking my place to "feel" christmasy although not actually doing any of the hard work. Hope that is ok?

RumourOfAHurricane · 24/09/2011 17:07

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Georgimama · 24/09/2011 17:10

you can watch itv if Downton Abbey is involved.

Georgimama · 24/09/2011 17:12

English Home - Period Home and something is rubbish.

SuePurblybilt · 24/09/2011 17:17

Is Period Homes or whatever it is crap too? I was going to try that one.

OK, English Home it is. And I have to watch ITV for Downton and XF. I realise they are both low-brow nonsense but I luffs them.

Georgimama · 24/09/2011 17:20

it is if it's still the way it was when i stopped buying it a few years ago - too many unattractive worthy types making cotttages out of dung.

ILikeToMoveItMoveIt · 24/09/2011 17:36

Marking my place.

Not sure how much time i will have to devote to ponceyness this year, but I will be trying my poncey best.

I'm thinking popcorn garlands, big church candles with cinnamon sticks stuck around the outside like a collar, and maybe the same with candy canes.

I also bought a large cotton santa's sack in the new year sales which I will appliqué ds's name on. I've also got some fabbo gingerbread men and snowmen buttons to go on there. I just need to locate the sac Blush

PastGrace · 24/09/2011 17:45

Can I join in too please?

Is there any way to have a poncetastic modern Christmas interior? I'm still living at home (namechanged, was DoubleDegreeStudent) so will be doing the traditional stuff there, but my sister and I are sharing a modern London flat and I want to decorate here too. I need guidance please! Will try and find traditional photos to add to profile

Agapanthii · 24/09/2011 17:52

Oh how I need to join this thread of like-minded people. I have been playing Disney Christmas albums in the car with the kids since August and I made it to Liberty's Xmas shop on the day it opened ( two Sats ago) and started buying decorations already, much to my DH's horror and shame.

I'd like to throw the cat amongst the pigeons and state that Delia's cake is not a patch on Merry Berry's. Discuss. Ducks

MamaGeekChic · 24/09/2011 18:40

I've been lurking on this site for ages and just had to join after reading this thread! Can I come in? :o

gapants · 24/09/2011 18:52

No Tinsel, instead i thread popcorn with dried berries to make my garlands for the tree.

Squitch · 24/09/2011 18:53

I use gingham ribbon threaded with little silver bells for my tree instead of tinsel - is that poncetastic enough? I feel like I need to aim MUCH higher

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 24/09/2011 18:55

Bella it's the rich fruit cake one that I make for my Christmas one. Page 603/4 ish I think of the complete cookery course, the one published around 1988 ish (it was an 18th birthday present so I can be that precise!). I then follow her celebration cake recipes and measurements for marzipan and royal icing.

I have tried so many different ones over the past 20 or so years and this is my favourite version. I made mine a while ago, pudding too, and feed it weekly with an egg cup of brandy.

I'll post the Mary Berry pudding recipe shortly - need to clean and feed my filthy daughter before she touches anything in my house Grin she just found the hidden paint

IwoulddoPachacuti · 24/09/2011 19:41

This thread is a sign! I have my fruit soaking ready for me to make my cake tomorrow (delia - did Nigella last year and it was just ok)

We are also going to go for a woodland walk tomorrow to get pine cones to spray paint for use as a table centre piece [preen]

I am so excited, I love this whole season, dark nights, Halloween, cosy fires, bonfires......let the countdown begin! Wink

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 24/09/2011 19:46

Mary Berry's Christmas Puds - this makes two 2 pint ones one for me

8oz golden caster sugar
8oz vegetarian suet
12oz sultanas
12oz raisins
8oz currants
4oz candied peel, chopped
4oz plain flour
4oz fresh white breadcrumbs
2oz flaked almonds
1 lemon, zest only
5 eggs, beaten
1 level tsp ground cinnamon
1 level tsp mixed spice
1 level tsp freshly grated nutmeg
pinch of salt
5fl oz brandy or rum

Lightly grease two 2 pint pudding basins.

Mix together all the dry ingredients, then stir in the eggs and brandy/rum and mix well.

Spoon the mix into the basins. Put a circle of baking parchment and foil over the top of each basin and tie securely with string. Make a string handle from one side of the basin to the other so it is easier to pick the basin out of the pan after cooking.

Put the basins in a large steamer of boiling water and cover with a lid. Boil for 5-6 hours, topping the boiling water up from time to time, if necessary. If you do not have a steamer, put the basins in a large pan on inverted saucers on the base. Pour in boiling water to come a third of the way up the sides of the pudding bowls. Cover and steam as before.

Cool. Change the baking parchment and foil covers for fresh ones and tie up, then Store in a cool cupboard until Christmas Day.

I ?feed? the puddings every couple or three weeks with brandy as well.

To serve, steam for 2 hours or remove foil/parchment and cover with clingfilm, pierce a few times and microwave on high for about 10 minutes.

deemented · 24/09/2011 19:51

No offence Fell, but you're a bit late - have a looksee here

prolificwillybreeder · 24/09/2011 19:53

Hurray! Hurray! I have already sourced my new cake tin!

saxony · 24/09/2011 21:39

Excitedly marking my place!!

NorksAreMessy · 24/09/2011 21:54

Eeek. All this has done is made me feel a little inadequate and panicky.
And I am a really really really knit-your-own-yoghurt type person.

Do need inspiration for those bannister garlandy things. I have never had a bannister before, but have holly and ivy and evergreenery things in the garden, please point me in the right direction.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 24/09/2011 23:12

Just found this!

Bought my first Christmas present today - a copy of Kafka's short stories for dd1! :)

Georgimama · 25/09/2011 06:04

Ah but dee, they are being all practical and homespun on that thread, and our primary goal here is to be a poncy as possible. Bring on the pretension.

Squitch · 25/09/2011 08:06

Norks I'm going to do my bannister this year (never got round to it before) I think I'm going to make this though (well something that vaguely resembles this anyway) rather than anything too vegetationy

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