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Fellatio's Poncetastic Christmas Thread 2011 is.....

857 replies

FellatioNelson · 24/09/2011 09:14

open for business. Knock yerselves out. Grin

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jenpetronus · 09/11/2011 07:31

Oh Bravo Fellatio

Am very worried about my nosegay situation now Hmm

Stitchthis · 09/11/2011 07:36

I've just got some mini vintage Christmas bunting from eBay - for the kitchen I think. This year will be Vintage Nostalgia (ahem) methinks.

I scored some linen napkins at the charity shop so could tart them up with embroidery. I'm making the wreath (what shall I put on it? I did old cotton reels and buttons last year. Any Vintage ideas?). Need to ponce up the stair garland and other decorations this year tho.

Alouisee · 09/11/2011 07:58

See what you can achieve if you just put your mind to it Wink.

FellatioNelson · 09/11/2011 09:23

I know Alouisee, I know! All these slackers who say they don't have the time or the budget to be Poncetastic are just not trying hard enough!

I am embarrassed to report that I will be having frozen butterball turkey from Carrefour (but I will brine it) and a fake tree this year. It is the best Qatar can offer I am afraid. Sad I can't even live up to my own poncetastic standards. Sad

And I've just seen teeny tiny punnets of imported blackberries for four quid each. My blackberry vodka is going to cost a fortune. Shock Could I do pomegranate vodka do you suppose? Or watermelon? Not very christmassy, but it might have to do.

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FellatioNelson · 09/11/2011 09:25

Oh. Confused Alouisee I might have misunderstood. Was that comment directed at me about the written piece? Or about people making an effort at Christmas?

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girlywhirly · 09/11/2011 09:34

Well done indeed, Fellatio. I am now imagining MNHQ running around madly keeping up with us all, and trying out the recipes.

I think my tree must be themed "Jewels of the Orient with a touch of Ottoman empire and Byzantium"

I am going to make an alternative wreath this year, but it will use fresh things from the garden, and be in the shape of a five pointed star. It will go up second week end in December. I'm also making a new skirt for under the Christmas tree, i bit complicated because I had to make a pattern first from an idea I saw on the internet. It will be two layers, one in velvet and the top one in crystal chiffon, and they are lightly padded. I will do some embroidered and beaded motifs on the top layer.

webwiz, I'm sorry your FIL had indigestion, but I'm glad the mince pies were enjoyed!

Stitch this, the only vintage things I can think of are transforming old things into something new, so old jewellery can be made into tree decs, I have seen old brooches and pendants used. Also I have made things from old chandelier crystals. You can find oddments at flea markets and so on, and you can give them a good wash and polish, use jewellers wire to attach pieces together, and make 'crystal drops'. They really sparkle in the tree lights.

CiderwithBuda · 09/11/2011 09:36

Well done our Leader! Love it.

Alouisee · 09/11/2011 11:33

Course it was directed at you Fellatio! Although now I am smirking at your butterball frozen turkey and plastic tree. If you'd have properly Wink planned ahead you could have imported a live Norfolk Bronze in a pet crate when The dogs were flown over.

I'll send you a photo of your erstwhile sideboard groaning with Blackberry Sake and homemade Picalilli - just to rub it in.

Btw I think Pomegranate Vodka sounds incredibly Christmassy, imagine the colour.

Alouisee · 09/11/2011 11:36

My Christmas tree theme this year might be A Gustavian nightmare on LSD.

FellatioNelson · 09/11/2011 12:22
Grin
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Fullofgoodideas · 09/11/2011 12:48

Golly I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!! I am obviously far to late and very very behind but adore christmas and all things poncetastic!!Luckily I don't have the Christmas dinner to worry about (lovely mum takes care of that) but am totally crazy about decorations - to the extent we have christmas bedding - you should have seen my husband's reaction to that one :o!
I will read with interest from now on mmmmwwaaahhhh

Piccalilli2 · 09/11/2011 12:58

Girlywhirly thanks very much for the mincemeat recipe, once I get the garage cleared out this weekend and can get to my spare freezer the Christmas poncery can start in earnest and I will kick off with some mince pies. Starting to feel a little concerned that I have left it all too late though!

girlywhirly · 09/11/2011 13:24

You're welcome, Piccalilli. I need to defrost our garage freezer too. I usually made mince pies on an as needed basis, but this year I think I will make lots and freeze them. Not too late to make the mincemeat, I haven't done mine yet.

Sorry about your turkey and tree, Fellatio. I'm sure you'll do a fabulous job of making them both as poncetastic as possible.

glitterkitty · 09/11/2011 19:50

I want to hear about the Christmas bedding!

dearprudence · 09/11/2011 21:18

Come on, Fullofgoodideas - we're waiting to hear about the Christmas bedding! Grin

Right, that's it.

I've bought some new Christmas hand towels. They are not naff, they are kitsch.

Stitchthis · 09/11/2011 21:33

girly genius idea re old jewellery thanks! I have a pile of broken tat costume jewellery and I happen to have some chandelier bits too, like you do. I'm off to find some wire....GrinGrinGrin

webwiz · 09/11/2011 22:27

girlywhirly don't worry about FIL he was being greedy! I made a batch of mince pies for the freezer this evening and kept one back for tasting purposes - absolutely delicious even if I say so myself!

Christmas bedding- links pleaseGrin

girlywhirly · 10/11/2011 09:03

Stitchthis, remember those three strand necklaces of iridescent 'crystal' facetted beads that were popular with older ladies? You can make them into 'icicles' by threading them onto wire, the largest at the top, and graduating down in size to smallest.

You could have a browse around charity shops or car boot sales for things to supplement what you already have.

Webwiz, Glad to hear that. I guess FIL is on a ration of no more than two pies now!

I'm intrigued by this Christmas bedding now.

Jamdoughnutfiend · 11/11/2011 08:39

Am coming to the thread very very late ( hangs head in shame). So want to have a pontastic christmas as finally in our new house, but we are still deep in renovation horrors, so will be going to my mums this year ( she of the tinsel and multicolour flashing lights) so am living vicariously....again. Have managed to lose bin DHs beloved fake plastic tree in the move, so at least we will have a real tree this year and if we manage to get the stairs up (yes we are going up a ladder at the mo) have a lovely banister garland with white lights and little gold bells.... Sigh, christmas 2012 will be my year for true poncetasticness.

girlywhirly · 11/11/2011 10:35

Jam, under the circumstances you can only do the best with what you have to work with. Feel free to take as many ideas as you like for next year, and get a massive head start!

GlitterKitty · 12/11/2011 18:01

I can report Wilkinson have some lovely white paper snowflakes for anyone wishing to copy Jamie Olivers paper snowflake theme, £1 each, bargain.

dearprudence · 12/11/2011 21:47

I can see silver ones online but not paper, GlitterKitty. Did you see paper ones in the shop?

BarryStar · 13/11/2011 20:30

Hi everyone, hope the weekend is going well. Enjoyed the poncetastic guide Fellatio, Ideal Home will be contacting you shortly I have no doubt! Belsize and Zeeeky, I love the sound of your new houses - if you feel the need to post pictures of them, I will duly admire and envy.

Seems like everyone's preparations are well under way. I'm still undecided re my theme this year, at this rate it will be something like eclectic casual, otherwise known as mismatch of any old tat. I want a new set of lights for the tree, white (as per the guide naturally) but am struggling to find any that are not led and that are long enough. Any ideas?

However, I am very excited to report, that I have had a truly poncetastic day today due to a visit to the Country Life Christmas Fair. God, I was like a child in a toy shop, I didn't know where to start first, and was paranoid about missing something out. We were going to go yesterday but couldn't make it, but today ended up being a good day to go - as it was the last day of the show, there were lots of discounts, and most of the exhibitors were willing to give a bit off. Spent way too much money but bought some lovely bits.

dearprudence · 13/11/2011 20:38

I got some non-led lights in B&Q this year. They were very much in the minority, but they were there. Not the twinkly type, but I don't like those anyway.

The CL fair sounds very poncey BarryStar.

GlitterKitty · 14/11/2011 21:08

Tesco have non LED lights.

Pru- they ARE white paper- have bought lots. The 'foil' ones are also ok- not foil really - sort of shiny white plasticy material snowflakes in a different pattern to the paper ones.

They also had matching snowflake garlands and tree shaped paper garlands, paper balls etc.

I'll upload...hang on...

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