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Fellatio's Poncetastic Christmas Thread 2011 is.....

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FellatioNelson · 24/09/2011 09:14

open for business. Knock yerselves out. Grin

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Zeeky · 02/11/2011 22:03

Hello Christmas Ponces! I have been lurking until now, but just had to boast tell you about the Christmas Marmalade I made today. I really wanted to add a Christmas twist to it, but couldn't find a recipe, so in the end I bunged in some cinnamon sticks, ground cloves and ginger and once in the jars, I stirred in some edible gold glitter stars. The marmalade looks (and smells) ace, with loads of tiny gold stars suspended in it!! I had cheated and used one of those tins of ready-prepared seville orange, which made it super easy to make no faffing for hours chopping up fruit!

Peachy · 03/11/2011 09:02

That sounds fab Zeeky; I often do amrmalade (use the riverford kits when in season) so will give it a shot ta

Christmas pud (not for us, for BIL) steaming, cake to complete later (another two after that)- getting there!

WaitingForMe · 06/11/2011 13:20

These arrived this week. I'm planning to keep a tin and adorn the mugs of visitors during the festive period.

They are so awesome even DP got excited about them Grin

BarryStar · 06/11/2011 18:28

Hi everybody, well that's Halloween and Bonfire night out of the way, two more family birthdays to get through and Christmas poncery is turned right up! Really like those cookie cutters Waiting, yet more stuff I need would like! And am loving the sound of edible glitter stars - where might one purchase those from Zeeky, should one ever need to do so ?

Peachy, I've gathered from other threads and comments you've made that you're involved in something to do with carnivals (and also that, thankfully, you were not involved in that awful accident on M6). Can I be nosy and ask what it is you do at the carnivals, I'm intrigued and have all sorts of vivid images running through my head as to what you might be up to?!

Today's Christmas poncery has turned into Christmas twattery. I decided to make my Mum a Christmas cake so duly set about it. However, when I checked the oven just now, twas to discover some fool (ahem) had not actually switched said oven on. I did wonder why there was no festive type aroma wafting around the house ...

dearprudence · 06/11/2011 19:25

I'm with you BarryStar. All official pre-Christmas festivals now complete, so it's perfectly acceptable to go full-pelt towards Christmas.

I managed to get an unexpected free day to do some gift shopping today, and most home-made stuff already done, so feeling quite organised.

Zeeky · 06/11/2011 22:36

Barrystar I think I got the edible glitter stars from either Hobbycraft or Lakeland. I've had them in the cupboard for ages as I tend to hoard cake decorating stuff whenever I see any new shape/colour/flavour of sprinkles/icing etc, I just have to buy it!! So glad I found a good use for them other than on top of fairy cakes ;)

BarryStar · 06/11/2011 22:41

Oh thanks Zeeky, will peruse the Lakeland catalogue tomorrow.

belsize77 · 07/11/2011 17:16

Has anyone bought any of the Christmas editions of the Home and Food magazines yet? I have a December Homes and Gardens but it is not quite as festive as one might hope. I think they have gone rather low key this year...

Has anyone seen anything worth buying for ponce inspiration?

Zeeky · 07/11/2011 17:27

Belsize77 I am a total Christmas House Porn addict!! So far I have Country Homes & Interiors, The English Home and Period Living December editions (can you tell I'm going to be moving to an old farmhouse soon???), but I have only read a bit of the last one and not even opened the other two - I am saving them . Don't tell DH!

Resisting the Christmas food magazines for the time being, as I have a couple from previous years that I still use. They seem to have much the same in them every year!

belsize77 · 07/11/2011 17:35

Thanks Zeeky. I might have to get them. I too have a house this year for the first time and it has fireplaces everywhere (hence my other thread!). I can hardly contain my excitement at the though of articles like "Celebrate a stylish Christmas in the beautiful Grade II listed Georgian home of X"

I have to come on Mumsnet as I can't tell anyone in RL.

CiderwithBuda · 07/11/2011 18:30

Peachy - didn't see you on Saturday for obv reasons. Scary stuff.

Zeeky and Belsize - I love house porn too - Sainsburys had a pack of 3 magazines for £6 - Country homes and interiors, Homes & Gardens and Ideal Homes. Bargain!

Made 2 Christmas cakes yesterday. Stupidly didn't soften the butter enough or cut it small enough and broke my food mixer! Had to mix it all by hand. It does mean that I can justify the Kitchen Aid I have been after!

Had a migraine today so did nothing. Hopefully will get some stuff sorted tomorrow.

Piccalilli2 · 07/11/2011 18:41

Can I join in please? As I have bullied persuaded the entire family to come to ours this Christmas so I can have my own Christmas in my own home I am now aspiring towards poncetastic, obviously.

Can whoever mentioned fig mincemeat up-thread pleeeease post a recipe as I am now obsessing about this? My Christmas ponciness (poncyness??) tends to centre around food as I am creatively bankrupt but can cook.

girlywhirly · 08/11/2011 10:15

The mincemeat recipe was probably from me. I was inspired to make it after a holiday that year visiting inland Spain.

Fig and sherry mincemeat.

250g dried figs chopped very small
250g dried apricots chopped very small
175g raisins
125g mixed dried fruits
75g cherries roughly chopped
125g soft brown sugar
125g vegetable suet
pinch cinnamon
pinch freshly grated nutmeg
zest of 1 orange and 1 lemon
juice of 1 orange
200mls dry sherry (Solera Reserva Palomino Fino extra dry from Tesco is good)

In a large bowl, add all ingredients and stir well to combine. Cover and leave to sit for 2 hours. There is no cooking involved until you bake the pies.

Sterilise jars, and then spoon the mincemeat into them; seal and keep in a cool dark place.

To sterilise jars, wash in a dishwasher on a regular cycle, or wash by hand in hot soapy water, rinse clean and dry out in the oven at gas mark 2/150 C, or 140 C in a fan oven.

The recipe says this will fill two 450g jars, I think it will fill more, so have an extra jar ready. There is no information about whether it needs to 'mature' or how long it keeps after making, but it is steeped in sherry, so it is fine.

I include the juice of the orange, because the sherry evaporates when you bake the mince pies, and it could end up slightly dry. The dried fruits soak up quite a bit of liquid. But it has a wonderful flavour. I substitute sultanas for the mixed dried fruits, and Whitworths sour cherries for the cherries, by which I presume they mean glace cherries.

Hope you enjoy it!

webwiz · 08/11/2011 14:00

I made this mincemeat last year girlywhirly but was going to use shop bought stuff this time round as I am trying to cut down on work - you should have seen DH's face when I told him I wasn't making so many homemade things this year Hmm. Anyway I've given in and have a batch of this and its sitting in the kitchen at the moment. The moral of the story is that once you've started to ponce there is no way out!

girlywhirly · 08/11/2011 15:38

DH must have enjoyed it, webwiz, if you've made it again! Of course, the real poncery comes when you tell people that it isn't available in the shops, thus making it sound all gourmet and exclusive!

I made mincemeat during domestic science, in my first term at secondary school, but it was just an ordinary one. My mum asked me if I could leave out the currants and mixed peel which she hated, so I made up the weight with extra sultanas and raisins!

Stitchthis · 08/11/2011 16:12

Hi everyone bin away for a bit. Lots to catch up on. I'm planning to make a family recipe book but need some ideas re software publishing providers. Has anyone used blurb before? Any good? Thanks

glitterkitty · 08/11/2011 17:46

Hello! Didnt like to post before Bonfire night, seemed wrong somehow.

Today I dragged 5 enormous boxes of xmas decs up from basement, went through them in a bit of an obsessive way, chucked broken stuff and sorted out 3 bags of tat for my little brother.

Really want a new theme. Need new fairy lights (NOT LED) more green piney garlands, am going to add cones/gisela graham mushrooms & fake snow of some kind. Rest is sort of wooden/nordic/ red/ white.

I still have not made my cake Shock

Have got mincemeat/puddings left over from last year- they seem ok- have chucked a bit more brandy on- think they will be alright? I dont want to be a Chrismas Crippen...

Off to read recipes... can anyone recommend a good sherry/port?

And any xmas pinterest links would be great!

FellatioNelson · 08/11/2011 17:50

Yay! we are officially an institution. Have you seen this? I wrote all my own self. MNHQ asked me. I think that must make me a proper journalist now. Grin

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glitterkitty · 08/11/2011 17:54

Wow! Fellatio- congrats! You must be so proud! Grin Grin just showed DP and he looked bemused.

Mens lives are so trafgic they do not undertstand....

FellatioNelson · 08/11/2011 18:04

I mean I wrote it all my own self. As you can see, I am still very much an amateur journalist. Blush

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webwiz · 08/11/2011 18:52

FellatioGrin

Girlywhirly it wasn't just DH that liked the mince pies - FIL gave himself indigestion by scoffing so many. I find myself swinging erratically between Scrooge and Ponce this year and have not settled on which will win. I am pleased though that my decorating theme can be described as "Jewels of the Orient" thanks to Fellatio's article.

glitterkitty · 08/11/2011 19:08

I must be 'Rustic Scandinavian'. Off to google.

Treats · 08/11/2011 20:23

I just read your Poncetastic page out to DH and we both winced! Although I'm slightly horrified that I hadn't even THOUGHT about place settings before I read about the Scrabble letters.......

Kingsroadie · 08/11/2011 22:29

Fellatio - am impressed! What an accolade... am pleased to be a part of this year's poncery. Still contemplating what theme to go for: think am going to add white and antique pewtery stuff to my existing gold and go for a "precious metals" type theme. All wrapping shall be brown paper and twine, except my daughter's which, for her stocking at least, is an amazing Hungry Caterpillar wrapping paper.

My orange slices are now dried Grin

Stitchthis · 09/11/2011 07:23

fellatio were you spying on me and my rosy faced children last year perchance Grin

Great article!