Reveal the most disgusting thing your child has ever done to win £100 Argos voucher and more!

[EmilyMumsnet]

We all know that children can be the most delightful, innocent little angels - charming, sweet and pure. They can also sometimes be the most disgusting creatures to ever walk this earth. Every mother has seen their child do something outright revolting at least once, if not repeatedly.

We're asking you to dredge up these horror stories for the chance to win copies of Dirty Bertie: Jackpot! An expert in all things yukky, there’s nothing Bertie likes more than to be surrounded by worms, fleas, bogeys, burps and suspicious smells... And if his enthusiastic young readers are anything to go by, he’s not alone!

Tell us the most disgusting thing your child has ever done for the chance to win one of 6 copies of the book. The most utterly disgusting story will also win the poster a £100 Argos voucher!

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When my daughter was aged about 6, we were out at a supermarket when she suddenly announced she was desperate for a no. 2. I waited outside the cubicle but she took ages.....eventually, she allowed me in where I discovered that she'd mistaken the long sleeve on her dress for toilet paper (how?!) and had accidentally wiped her bottom with her dress sleeve!

smeared poo all over the kitchen walls

Smeared poo all over the toilet wall as Art

pooping in the bath and pretending it was a submarine seemed a popular thing with my son!

I saw my son chewing on something when he was little, he wouldn't show me what it was so I had to put my finger in and get it out.
It was a 'granny grey' that he seemed to be enjoying, it turned my stomach as I hate the horrible things.

My daughter ate her own pooh !! even remembering the memory is enough to make me feel sick

My cat once brought a slug in and my youngest at that time just popped it in her mouth.....yes ewww, luckily she didn't swallow it as i just caught it in time :)

took his nappy off, played with his poop and then ate a piece of it vom

My dd was 2 and a half at the time and newly potty trained. She was always reluctant to poop in the loo and often did it in her pants.

One day she was playing upstairs with her toys and I could hear her pretending to " drive " her Polly Pocket car.
" come on Mrs Squidge lets go vroom vroom " etc etc.
She had pooped in her pants, plucked it out and was driving it around the bedroom in a Polly Pocket car !!!!!!!!

Leaving a nappy off and turning my back for 1 minute huge mistake, who knew you could wear poo. ewwwww

no matter how many barf bowls i have, my son has a knack of throwing up everywhere but

got up in the night and smashed every egg on the floor

Making mud pizzas with worms & snails etc as toppings & then munching on them :(

Pood on toys

These don't seem too bad compared to some....
I gave my DS ages about 2.5 a boiled egg and he ate the shell too! I searched high and low for it.
Also not long after potty training he finished his cereal and I caught him squatting over the bowl for a wee!!
I'm a terrible mother obv.

I walked in to the garden a couple of days ago to check on my very nearly 2 year old dd. She was sat happily playing with her doll and a dead bird!!