Nothing to see here

[hunkermunker]

Just us chickens.

And an owl.

Toooowhittwoooooo

I'm not a chicken keeper, I'm a chicken keeper's mate. I can't rhyme to save my life either.

and a pussycat. Or a sheep.

Anybody got any dead mice?

Or deadmaus?

Dead mice? Wash your mouth out!

As bait, of course!

owlbait?

I'm just a fly-by-night

How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky fried owls?

I am owl.

No seriously I am owl.

What do Owls serve at dinner parties?

I'm a very poor night owl going to bed.

poor as in no good at being an owl

anyway what do owns serve at dinner parties?

Vole-avaunts, Mush-Shrew-m's and Mice-Cream

The Owls are not what they seem

Ain't nobody here but us chickens.

Ain't nobody here at all.

oooh, is this the Wolery?

there's a chicken in our road called Dynamo
That's the end of my chicken related knowledge

Big fat red round roses

You could try calling for them - get the owl to help with that one.

You need me. Owls have a thing about squirrel tails I believe #nutkin