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Adults drinking breastmilk

141 replies

LissyGlitter · 06/06/2009 21:56

A discussion on another forum (not a parenting forum, may I add)has made me think-me and my friend both made breastmilk cocktails for our DPs and friends to taste, and just thought of it as a cool thing our bodies could do. Apparently we are weird. Are we?

I also used to squirt milk at people who annoyed me. It was funny

Why are people so scared of breastmilk?

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Wonderstuff · 06/06/2009 22:59

Is anyone else fascinated by how far they can squirt their milk? Or is it just me?

PS
Obviously ishoos is issues, thought this was a common mis-spelling on mn??

ILoveDolly · 06/06/2009 22:59

You can get it quite far though.... if you wanted

francagoestohollywood · 06/06/2009 23:01

Piprabbit, I think what you did is perfectly reasonable. But would you make a breast milk cocktail for your adult friends?

littlelamb · 06/06/2009 23:01

O lord please don't ostracise me for this link
I doubt she can squirt as far as this
And with that, let this strange thread be closed

wastingmyeducation · 06/06/2009 23:01

Why is this trolling?

I think everyone understands the analogy, just pointing out it's incorrect.

Oh me too Wonderstuff! Across the room!

donnie · 06/06/2009 23:01

errr,,,no. I enjoy reading and travel though.

Wonderstuff · 06/06/2009 23:05

So glad wasting, I suspected I wasn't alone.

bigted · 06/06/2009 23:05

ok donnie, got to agree.
I'm off!

Wonderstuff · 06/06/2009 23:10

Just looked at the link, I bloody hate little Britain, WHY is bm disgusting (that is the joke) but because cows milk, mass produced, full of hormones to increase production, is just fine. I don't get it!

littlelamb · 06/06/2009 23:12

I hate it too. My point was, I don't find that funny. I don't for the life of me understand why anyone would.

Wonderstuff · 06/06/2009 23:22

Its funny if you find the idea of breast milk disgusting or even if you find the idea of bm for anyone other than babies disgusting. I was chatting to someone last week who said did you read about x celebrity saying she is bfing her 3 year old and is happy to feed until he is 6 or whatever. My response was good for her, she was 'oh no I don't think it's right' WHY?? Why does she a)care or b)think its 'wrong' bell interupted our conversation so I didn't get to ask her but I really think I am in the minority in thinking cows and human milk are both just milk, and bfing children over 12months is really not something to worry about.

But I suspect that I am over thinking this thread and really should get to bed.

Wonderstuff · 06/06/2009 23:23

Just read that back, it is very badly written. Sorry am deffo going to bed.

littlelamb · 06/06/2009 23:26

Nell McAndrew, god bless her
Ds is 1 on monday and I'm so proud to still be feeding him. I read the article about her and I love that she has made it just that tiny bit more... I don't know, acceptable?

ilovesprouts · 06/06/2009 23:30

wierd

SparklingSarah · 06/06/2009 23:40

I quite frequently squirt people

when babies were tiny by accident now I aim it at say my daughter if she starts irritating baby while he's feeding I'll squirt her and tell her to shoo for a moment if she's going to annoy him.

I've got hubby a couple of times of he tickles me

and I aimed and got a rather irritating woman who told me if I must do that I should remain indoors!

I have formed beautiful milk arcs!

StealthPolarBear · 07/06/2009 09:27

you compared being squirted at by BM to being ejaculated at by a strange man.
I am fully aware of what an analogy is thank you very much.
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StealthPolarBear · 07/06/2009 09:28

you compared being squirted at by BM to being ejaculated at by a strange man.
I am fully aware of what an analogy is thank you very much.
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Wonderstuff · 07/06/2009 10:35

LOL Sarah that must have been something to see (squirting the rude woman).

vachebleu · 07/06/2009 10:41

I used some leftover ebm in cheese sauce once, it was delicious. Funnily enough, I didn't contemplate using sperm, human or bovine because neither are food.

thisisyesterday · 07/06/2009 10:41

if producing breastmilk is the same as ejaculating.

then bottlefeeding is like using a dildo

TrinityRhino · 07/06/2009 10:43

roffle yesterday
thats hilarious

HuffwardlyRudge · 07/06/2009 11:13

SPB - do you have something on your mind? Just spit it out!

bronze · 07/06/2009 11:17

I would be annoyed. Its sticky and makes a mark and I have enough trouble not getting my own all over me

StealthPolarBear · 07/06/2009 11:21

no HW what makes you think that
I would be annoyed at being deliberately squirted with BM too! But I'd be horrified and I'd be disgusted if the guy next to her ejaculated on me - not even in the same league!

FenellaFudge · 07/06/2009 11:32

The cocktail thing - fail to see why you would want to (sounds like something the "I'm mad, me!!"'s would find hilarious) but no problem with it.
But how can some of you not see that squirting BM, or any other bodily excretion, at someone "because they annoy me" is weird and anti social?
"it's only the same as spilling your drink on someone!"
Yes, it,s the same as spilling your drink on someone DELIBERATELY "because they annoy me" - weird and anti social.

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