DUE IN DEC 05: COUNTDOWN THREAD 7!!!

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OK so i know its a few months away but who cares!

So heres to US and our BABIES!!
May our bumps grow and our tiredness reduce.
May our beans Kick and our nurseries be sorted!
May our scans be amazing and our remaining months be filled with positivity and calmness and last but not least
May we all hold our babies in our arms and be filled with unconditional love for our much wanted and treasured little miracles!

ooooh i aint had a crisp butty for ages! thats such a good treat if your feelin a bit down!!

yummy! I am jealous I only had diet coke and sweets
aah what a lovely text. Bet you can't wait to see dd tonight. Would have been good to be at beach today, wouldn't it?
I have v preggy friend coming round tonight for a glass of wine, yes, that't right a full glass of Pinot Noir. Each.

oh ei - any excuse to post that I now have only 60 days in the office before my leave starts!!!

ninah, yes a day at the beach would have been lovely . I'll be joining you in that glass of wine tonight - I have a bottle chilling as we speak

sheesh thatll fly by!! im soooooo
im not too fussy wit wine! maybe a small rose once in a while! iv had a bottle of that in the fridge for two weeks- unopened!! its more a malibu & pineapple for me!!

I remember when it was over 100 days so I'm hoping it will fly by

I'd give anything for a glass of spirits. Ummmmmm Vodka or Tequila

I can't wait to have a few drinks come xmas / new year!!!

did you do your TP sh
I can't even be bothered to walk to the loo how sad is that!

I did do it but it was 8 sheets instead of 9 this week. It was a different brand of toilet roll so I don't think it's a reliable measurememnt!!!

you mean NOT CHARMIN!
oh so that confirms my theory your posh loo roll was giving you an extra square or so .. all that quilting tut tut
Bet it's about a 7 on the scratchy stuff my grandad used lol

lol you do make me laugh!!!

I guess I was cheating by using Charmin then!!! Perhaps I should start doing TP Tuesday from home - we have the same old crappy brand week in, week out

absolutely! how can us public servants compete with you industry boffs otherwise?!
shocking
right I'm gonna do it now, you've provoked me!

lol...... come back ninah!!!

I promise I'll use crap TP in future Am I forgiven!!!!

yup still 8 sheets
all I ask for is a level playing field
under regulation 5.1.b (Hygiene Resource Policy) another 4 staff members now need to 'USE' my measuring tape! (not really, but not far off ...)

lol - that is disgusting!!!

iv not joined your tp club! im not too sure exactly what to do!
i think the scales are my limit for now!! (ive lost 1stone feckin mornin sickness!- and then gained 6lb its all baby honest!! )

basically ei you measure the biggest part of your bump with toilet paper and count the number of squares! have a go!

ei, get a roll of loo paper and wrap it round the biggest part of your bump. Then count how many sheets you are.

I think I'm right in saying most of us are between 7-9 sheets atm.

oooh how exciting!! eeek ill go measur my bump in a mo- weve ran outa tp so ill go the shop first!!!

DON'T BUY CHARMIN !!!!!!

Or ninah will come round and beat ya up!!!

ono! lol
Don't cheat and buy a posh brand like sh, will you

oooh you got there first
It's just the politics of envy, sniff

hey am back!! 7.5 sheets!! is that good?
i didnt buy charmin! its the 8 for 99p stuff for me!! oh the woes of bein poor/tight!! hahaha

sounds about right
you've done well if it's all bump, too!

lol!!!

7.5 sounds perfectly acceptable to me!!!
Ninah - do you think I'll get the Louis Vitton changing bag???

I'm after the Hack one, so much more ... IN

by the way THIS IS A WIND UP in case anyone wonders!