The PESH Deli - where black-humoured diffed BESHes turn to hormonal mush.

[CurlyCasper]

If you don't like the title, tough. I'm still talking

BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn?t a fucking list ? right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April 12

UPDIFFED
Ponymum, the one with the worst hips, due mid June
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, the ginger with the dodgy joints due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
Pandora, She's got wings, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, puppy lover, due November 1
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November
ReginaMonologue, must-get-the-goss-from-ski, due November 20

massie is lovely to see you over here - and also the lovely poo for all my BUMSEX needs

re: books - I haz this one: Birth and Beyond which is written by English Dr - which I likes cos loads of the book are written by Americans - which is fine - but also confuses me.

box Ah I geddit!

mooma love the doglet!

skates you can borrow my dog - is fine.

ski no fanks love - mine will be tiny

caspalina AN class was lovely - and had the hippo one last night - which was also v. good - which considering i was sulking at home beforehand like a child not wanting to go to their piano lesson - was pleasing... Dunno about the curves - the comedy tits are ridiculous... you haz lovely bump - I suspect you looks lovely right now.

Lurches drunkenly in clutching bolly, sprays all a la F1 podium. Nekkid dancing all round.. the suffering is over. TGO is leaving next friday, complete with holiday pay. Take a stand people, it works!!! They give in in the end.

cossie YAY!

Woooo hoooo

haha iggy - I suspect somewhere on that there interweb you'd make a tidy profit skipping through champagne streams with your jubblies jiggling.

oh yas ski there is deffo a diffed porn market that would appreciate the tit size

masaimara I got the Mumsnet guide to Preg which I have found very enlightening - definitely factual and quite amusing. I have graduated to the Mumsnet guide to Babbies now so I'm doing my studying.

I would also recommend to get 'Birth Skills' by a lady whose name I can't remember and can't look up cos I'm at work and they block amazaon etc, but I think iggpigg got it too and it's really good for calming the nerves ref childbirth. If you are not seeing a good bookshop again until 6/7 months I would get it now cos The Fear struck me around 5 months and it really calmed me down. I also got, from amazon, the natal hypnotherapy CDs - the preg relaxation and birth prep ones and find these v helpful indeed.

Deffo on the pantyliners - I don't have wee but I have rivers of FJ at trouser-wrecking proportions. I use Bio-oil and anything with cocoa butter in it for bump and I also use a scrub on it every 3 showers to take off the dead skin and then lash loads of body butter on after to keep the skin nice and supple and fresh (don't want accumulations of dead cells in the under-bump crease).

Everything else may depend on your symptoms. I've had to up my facial moisturiser performance cos my skin is frankly appalling (flaky) and have it with a SPF factor because of light pigmentation around my eyes and cheeks (preg mask). I also have invested in some Elemis cooling gel for my legs and feet as I find when they get warm they are very itchy and this soothes them no end.

By the time you are 7 months, if you are like me, the concept of taking off shoes that have to be undone first is frankly laughable. Get lots of kick-off shoes or sandals.

Apart from that, make sure you have stocks of natural rememdies for things, like live yog for thrush and cranberries for cystitis, just in case (you should go to the doc about these too if they arrive, but self-medication is always good). Take your folic acid and vits if you think your diet may suffer, e.g. through sickness or fussy eating, and take it easy whenever you can.

I think that's it!

OMG ski you've made talk-roundup!!!

I had to go and search for that cunty, it never lands in my box. Notice the powers that be managed a snide "reading the Daily Mail again"... Oh what does it matter? DM website is the most read news site in all of the world, possibly the universe - and I need to know what's going to give me cancer on a weekly basis.

I used the strech mark oil from Space NK (can't remember the name) and I remained mark free until I went bloody overdue and then I got little blighters on bump, pah!

I also read that Kaz Cooke book, and also What to Expect when you are Expecting which is good-ish.

why snide? I thought it read jokily...

Oh, I took it to mean my lentil-pass had been revoked, I was banned from Boden with immediate effect and my photo circulated amongst Guardian journos.

and that was the last talk round-up!

perhaps you could take it over ski? Maybe then you'll spend less time on the DM website

hello weeweelady I was wondering when you'd get your head out of the sand enough to pop over and visit us

I swore by trackie bottoms between about 10 and 18 wks, they are the comfiest peice of clothing ever.

Reggie I have had eye brows threaded and it hurts - alot. I have resorted to getting them waxed now as the pain is over quicker. Think threading is more long lasting and better for the face through.

I can't keep up with all my social networking applications.

cunts isn't it by JuJu something? Is good book...

masai I forgot you asked about stretch mark stuffs... I haz been using palmers cocoa butter - which I likes. I likes the smell and it seems lovely. Apparently you just need something with vit e in it.

hokey I usually haz freding and it doesn't hurt for me... guess is different for everyone! I find waxing more eye watering.. oddly!

Safety in numbers?

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7623602/Schoolgirl-withdrawn-from-school-over-ginger-bullying.html

Any PESH child being treated like this will be set upon by a bunch of middle-aged harpies.

What's talk roundup?

As for anyone taunting a ginger - I was once told that all gingers should be 'put out of their misery' at birth. So I vote for the death penalty for ginger-baiters.

cokie your baybee is lovely....

if any fucker bullies my ginger I'll 'ave 'em.

My ex-bff dumped me for going out with a ginger. She is a policewoman - which actually I supposes shows a surprising diversity away from the usual prejudices shown by the filth. She also wrote "cunt" on the lawn of a married man she was sleeping with... Thank god the police are here to protect us all!

(wrote cunt on the lawn with weed-killer I meant)

at risk of IDing self - that story is from our local paper. Thought it rang a bell...