The PESH Deli - The one where Cheggers Goes Pop-Pop!

[skihorse]

BESH BABYWIN STATS

This isn?t a fucking list ? right?

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, Bay Amaryllis born March 25.

UPDIFFED
Cheggers, she won 2 baybees, due soon
Ponymum, the one with the worst hips, due mid June
CUNextTuesday, takes no shit from the Daily Mail, due June 28
IggyPiggy, The one who loves BUMSEX, due July 20
CurlyCasper, the ginger with the dodgy joints due July 21 (girl)
Skihorse, cradle snatching web geek, due July 22 (boy)
Carrots, organic hippy hunter, due July 25 (boy)
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
Pandora, She's got wings, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September ??
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
Honeymoo, puppy lover, due November 1
silversky, the biggest farter, due 21 October (first baybee)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6

Yes pony, they should come from a good family and the cock should be strong and proud and definitely not have the "last chicken in the shop" look about it.

I have just been to see my ponee and she was so lovely, I was playing around doing join-up and she was prancing around me showing off tail stuck up in the air. I was very tempted to tack her up...

Hello. I found this which one of you posted before which may help ease 'what to and what not to eat' concerns.

Hi Pandora69 do you realise that this is a public forum and ANYONE can read this.

??? Is there something about her having 3 dozen non-lion stamped eggs that the Daily Mail would not approve of?

There's an angry Guardian-reading mob marching down the M4 from West-London-darling waving banners reading "Not in my name" and "Won't somebody think of the children?" as I type.

I think perhaps dear worried pampers is wringing her hands over the fact that pandora has posted a link to photos thus exposing the internet as some sort of online library tool existing outside of mumsnet and somethingoughttobedone.com - and yet the irony is, whilst campaigning against pedalos she has in fact herself pored over said photos... Now it's possible that people all over the world who previously never knew how to find photos but came in via mumsnet - using it as some form of portal to another world with women & children in it - now have a photo of a woman with a child and a pony. Egads Pandora, why don't you just stay in that cellar out of harm's way?

AIBU for having just said "well... baybee's not dead yet" to a colleague when he chastised me for drinking caffeine?

Furthermore, AIBU to want to go and spank the wag who changed the bottles of dye inside the packet in Boots? Thank god it's my "natural colour" and not purple/goth black/Jane Ross(whatever her maiden name is)!

In addition to all of the above... I'd advise all you differs not to go impulse make-up buying. Today I am sporting purple eyeliner which seemed funky and exciting last week on my Egyptian colleague. Me, with alabaster skin look like Jailbait's spent the weekend beating me with a frying pan.

I am a bad person. I have taken myself down to the cellar, flagellated myself, written a thousand lines of 'I shall not foolishly tinker with my Photobucket privacy settings when I clearly do not know what I am doing just because I am having a quick burst of Easter-ly pride in how clever DD is,' and gone and fixed the link. I'm sure it just used to take you to the photo, not everything else! But hey ho. Having checked the stats, it would appear Ski and Pampers123 are the only people who have been stalking me. Skis allowed to - she is my own personal stalker, and everyone should have one of those, and Pampers - hope you enjoyed the photo of my innards

As for the unstamped eggs - dangerous contraband, should only be eaten by preggie women if properly cooked (although DD does lick the spoon when we have been making buns.)

Cunty the Daily Mail disapproves of me, full stop. I am a fat cat airline pilot AND a working mum who leaves her child behind when I go to work. Plus I have a nice view out of my window, and drive a 4x4. I should be shot for the good of humankind.

Right - off back to the cellar now. It's quite nice down there actually

at drinking caffeine. My colleagues know better than to chastise me over anything. I know you have a hard stare in your arsenal ski - employ it. I do, however, think you have to fight meddling fascism with outright shock tactics on these occasions. Or 'OMG! Who's told you that?? The Government??!'

Next time you observe said colleague chowing down on some lard-based snack, feel free to pass comment on what the latest government thinking is on fat consumption.

ski - having a good time of it at the mo then?

BIL's girlfriend spent most of yesterday afternoon/evening trying to see/feel my bump move. But baby was very quiet. Then, five minutes after they left last night, I lay down and the little wriggler started trying to break out via my belly button, much to SFF's amusement from the other end of the sofa. That's my girl - not a performing monkey but good at making her daddy smile.

Started with the "what ifs" and realised I really should get my office into shape. What if I went into labour early/had to be hospitalised for the rest of my pregnancy? Then noone would have access to any useful files or systems and they'd have to a) manage without, resulting in complete chaos or b) break into my drive and see all my personal stuff too or the whimsical ideas/strategies that have never made it beyond my screen Must start sorting it out!

pandy your stats are wrong - I found those pictures very educational. But preferred the cute one with the bucket and chickens

Cas Shh!

sorry. That should have said the sick one with the bucket of dead chickens*

pandy Not just that but you've revealed your daughter's name! For the record I would happily eat one of your free-range eggs - I'd happily wager everything I have (two shiny euro coins) on the fact they're Rushdie-free.

cunty Oh I'm very disappointed with him, I thought he was my "pal". Now I know he's just another misogynistic dick and I'm going to have to go and buy a brie sarnie for lunch and I really fancied salad (prawn).

curly It was awful, I put the dye on and then sat on the sofa for 35 minutes. Thankfully something made me do ALL my hair and not just the roots - it was when I went back in to the bathroom that I thought "woah fuck... it's not normally so "dark". So I was filled with trepidation whilst washing it out but nobody has commented. See earlier reference to "snarl of death" [tm cunty].

I came in early today (up early obv.) and we've all been moved since last week. We are now "flexi" working. Within the first 30 minutes 2 people told me I'm on "their" desk. There are three pissing monitors on this "flexi" desk and I'm sharing a locker with a twat who only rolled in 15 minutes ago with the key... We have people flying in on a weekly basis from London, Lisbon & Warsaw, not to mention people who live oop north and even a few from India. There are not enough desks to go around, anyone who came in after half eight had no seat - so... we fly in x number of people and those of us living with a 20 mile radius sit at home...

Ski I'll refer you over to the thread on the Baby Names section, where it states my DD's name is 'terribly common.' Such faux pas! I will be hunted down by Guardian readers in balaclavas to show me the error of my ways. Oh, I forgot - I already spend my winter weekends being chased by Guardian readers in balaclavas - at least I think the sabs read the Guardian! Got to get that fruity language they use from somewhere

Ski it sounds as though you would be doing your boss a favour if you worked from home.

I read the Guardian so fuck off you fucking fuck.

pandy My best friend from uni has named her daughter the same as yours, I've always thought it a lovely name - old French. In fact, I only know of your two and one I met 28 years ago, so I'm not sure it classifies as "terribly common".

cunty's a bearded miner.

wouldn't worry about it - looks like my daughter might be getting a "terribly common" and "boring" name too, unless SFF caves and lets me call her Nefertiti

Meanwhile, names which have not been in fashion for x number of years are, apparently, "naff".

lol @ casper - look at the uproar rots caused when she named her boy.

I'm still torn between Qawell - pronounced Paul (as if you have to ask ) and Nbednjgo to reflect our world harmony.

You could always go with the omnipotent Amelie Grace - fuck it, buck the trend and go for Grace Amelie!

Dagnabit Ski I really like Amelie Grace, but YOB won't entertain it for our little lad .

Talking of newspapers, did anyone watch the Daily Mail link I posted? I thought it was hilarious. But I'm easily pleased.

Dagnabit Dagnabit I've also screwed up the cool bold thing. I'm such a LOOOOSER.

testing

weeeeeiiiird.

why are we in bold? I can't emphasise enough...