The PESH Deli - The drinks might be virginal, but that's about all...

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Come in, come in to the new haven for diffed BESHies. I think a group effort is needed here (and I'm being a lazy preggo), so please add to the deli whatever you crave/love/can stomach.

Nominations are also open for sexy fathers we can hijack to serve our mouldy cheese and cured ham

And the best mocktail recipe wins...well, bugger all to be honest

thanks beshie will avoid M&S

Very little stops me actually eating casp although cereal bar went straight in bin... And think I may need to buy non-spray type deodorant... cos I couldn't eat breakfast yesterday as a result! Sick in froat sounds less pleasant...

Please list in order of preference:

I want to go on the PESHies Roadtrip because:-

1. I need a break and the mountain air will rejuvinate me.

2. I can flirt with other men and it's unlikely I'm going to get re-diffed. If I get any bigger nobody will ever flirt with me again.

3. The PESHies will be good fun, entertaining company and we can all not judge each other for getting pished.

4. I want to wear dungarees aka salopettes.

Me?
4), 2), 1) 3)

4. 1. 3. and no to 2 coz I'm a good girl

M&S oop North mustn't be as posh as the poncy southern ones as I've not yet seen any with a bakery. Maybe we just get the south's leftovers 2 days later...

@ cas an iggs and that's NOT meaning envy... why can't we have the MS emoticon I requested?

to you both, too. My biggest problem is fitting into the store room where the ladies is - we're going to have to get more storage as I won't fit past everything in a month or so. Oh, and I've had to go on ebay to try to buy some new maternity tops as I'm doing the really classy pull-up-trousers wriggle when I get up to avoid a belly show (niiiice).

carrots Well although I've not lived in the UK for 10 years and not been inside an M&S for nearly 8 - I've never seen one with a bakery. That's reet posh that is.

I am dressing like Simon Cowell. Even in skirts.

ski I know, isn't it just.

There's the cowell option, which I recall I did last time with an oh-so-comfy pair of cord mat trousers, or there's the below-the-bump option which is fine only with tops down to your knees, which I don't have.

So, ebay it was today! Let's hope I get some.

I can see why dungarees were so popular in my mum's time a la Felicity Kendall - but you needed a figure like a stick to even consider it even back then - never mind now

Hmm, the bigger problem with dungarees (apart from them looking stupid) is the amount you have to go to the loo when you are updiffed. Very inconvenient, I should think

I'm very wary of the "below the bump" on us more curvy ladies having just seen a fb friend's holiday photos. She is not pregnant, neither is her 18 year old friend - I can only liken it to "builders do Benidorm". In pink crop-tops. Over the bump will ensure my dignity. Just ask Simon!

We watched "look who's talking" not so long ago, Kirsty Alley wears dungarees and they are vile, but they do look comfy!

Bessie I'm going to install a velcro flap, much like cunty has in her knickers.

I have embraced maternity clothes! well, I put on so much weight before getting diffed that I already had v little that fitted. Love my over bump jeans. Failed to find decent over bump work trousers, so bought more leggings and am living in superlong tops/dresses and my knee high boots, with about 20cm of black showing between .

ski 2) 3) 4) 1) Mountain air sounds exhausting. Dungers sound kind of good. But I am a born flirt, so top choice was a no brainer!

nobody on the BESH thread will look at this. It's made me laugh a lot this afternoon (the comments, I can't see the video)

bess it's awful IMO, very 60-minute-makeover!

2,3,1,4 I reckon...

I have no truck with dungarees...

Rots and Ski my local M&S foodshop has a bakery but then I do live in the poshermost suburb of my town donchyano.

and I'll swear I answered the going out Q before, but it's gone - anyhow was with the bloke TGO is best manning for. Him and fiancee had concert tickets, she couldn't go, I went. ski however has decided that means that BOC is a bastardlovechild.

caspar there's different bits on there though... cutie toddler...

1)3)4)2) or something.

Who told you I had velcro on my knickers? Although I have no secrets - my bra came undone last night in the pub and gin had to do it back up

sorry bess I lost patience. will maybe give it another bosh tomorrow.

Bess that is proper pants that Tv thang... I can't face watching any more of it

ok, ok, I know when I'm pushing at a locked and bolted door. How far did you get?

3 mins in? When some idiot called John came on - I couldn't bear it...

ah, you can fastforward through that bit. He is a tool.

I fast forwarded the tool, and got to the haircut, Guffawed, and switched off. sorry bess. Which bit is good then?

Actually it is funny - in a laughing at them kind of way... - The AIBU bit is most comedy...

The AIBU is my lovely friend, with her voice disguised.

I have decided to use my influence in the fashion industry to create dungarees for preggos which have poppers at the crotch like baby changing poppers. I'm going to patent the design and call them preggodungs. My alternative idea was to forget the going to the loo at all, and just create a (washable, obviously) nappy for preggo women to wear under the dungs.

Please to put your pre-orders in now.

cosmo you obviously live in a parallel universe part of our part of the world. I really didn't think ANYWHERE round here was THAT posh.

bess am glad you said her voice was diguised cos that was the funniest bit!

well, she is a cockerney. She was hamming it all up for the piece, she is not really a daily mail reading psycho (and I don't think she minds people giving their kids graps in supermarkets)