The PESH Deli serving gin cocktails, blue cheese and softly cooked egg sarnies

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Welcoming all BESH PESH "grads". Full bar service. Today serving:

Softly scrambled eggs with a side order of prawns, moules mariniere, pate on toast, swordfish and tuna bake with a full cheese board of stilton and unpasturised brie.

cunty I knew you were gonna say that - is where my MIL works... I might do that tho - maybe on a saturday...

ghosty you get nuffink unless recurrent (ie. 3 or more) babyfail

Who wants eggs benedict with a bloody mary?

those two sentences are unrelated

Go early on the Sat - they open at 8 - get there at 7.45 at the latest, otherwise you will have a long wait and they are only there while 11.30. Done Saturday's before, never again.

iggs would it be so bad to tell MIL? Maybe she could get you some perks?

Otherwise, aren't there other EPUs down in the big smoke that you could go a wee bit further to?

Trying to google EPU. Getting all sort of shit not associated with baybeez. Please to expand.

cunty maybe midweek then... will look up opening times.

curly Not bad to tell her - but TLO wants us to wait until first viability scan - which is what we planned to do last time, but obv was bad news. i think he wants to avoid her asking q's if it doesn't work out again..

To be honest the chance of seeing her is v. small!

carrots look here

Oh thanks cassie. I'm off home but will browse tonight. Cheers.

cunty Why was I not surprised to read your comment? Scan it or dildo it though?

When will morning sickness kick in? I will be the size of a fucking hippo by xmas if I don't start vomiting soon?

Gutted. Former colleague who has always done things around same time as me (house, wedding etc) has just announced PG on FB. Feel like I've been beaten to it. Not that I plan to post such announcements in my status!

Can anyone outline nature/frequency of ms please? Not got any (yet), but now actually quite concerned about possibility of getting an urge to hurl while trapped in a room with VVVIPs in early December....

I think cunty said it'll hit us full force in the face during week 8. So we've a couple of weeks of P&Q and then it's all going to start getting ugly...

I know I had babyfail last time - but I had no actual vom - just general nausea.

I think it varies - my mum said she never really felt sick with any of us. Another friend of mine was so ill all the way through.. who knows. Is meant to kick in from about 7 or 8 weeks in most people I think..

so that would be the week of the VIP visit then... think I'll be a mess either way, whether sobbing or puking!

Curly perhaps you could add farting to those two so you've all bases covered?

iggy iz because you too cool to puke?

casper don't worry - you might be ok - either that or you can give the VIP a story to tell for years to come

re: friend - nothing you can do really, but maybe feel put out for a while

ski (talking to you on two diff threads here = very confuddling)

But how frequent are the bouts fo sickness? Is it really "i have to puke now" or is there time to make polite excuses and walk away at speed?

Might have to go over to FB to explain situation in full...

Curly You're asking me? I don't know nuffink about all of this - I had a panic/breakdown last night reading my preggo book when I looked at the "real size" drawings of babs at 40 weeks and thought IT.JUST.WON'T.FIT in my tummy... I'm not even thinking about "the exit" at this stage.

yeah ski - I iz too cool to puke

not just asking you ski - any PESHes who can help?

Don;t read that far into the books!

ghosty I'm an amateur too - think you'll have to ask on a thread populated by people wot haz baybeez already

haha Curly fine advice! I shall act like a teenager on a BBC3 documentary!

Ack - a colleague just brought in her baybee... it's 6 weeks old but was 4 weeks prem so is still tiny. I thought I was going to burst in to tears and sponteanously spurt breastmilk.

He was lovely and quiet although I think I've just accidentally "outed" myself - although hopefully as there were no native English speakers around at the time it might've slipped past...

well, I've outlined my predicament on FB anyway, so you can all at least get a good laugh at the hideous thoughts going through my messed up little brain.

ski what did you say that nearly outed you? And about how it fits - I remember walking from the delivery room ater LC was born and feeling really light headed as suddenly my lungs had space to expand and I was getting more oxygen than I'd had in months! I also felt like a moon-walker - soooo light. Course I didn't LOOK light.

casper I got virtually nothing with LC. about 3 times some slight nausea, otherwise nothing. You may well get nothing at all.