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The PESH Deli serving gin cocktails, blue cheese and softly cooked egg sarnies

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givecarrotsachance · 15/11/2009 20:06

Welcoming all BESH PESH "grads". Full bar service. Today serving:

Softly scrambled eggs with a side order of prawns, moules mariniere, pate on toast, swordfish and tuna bake with a full cheese board of stilton and unpasturised brie.

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skihorse · 20/12/2009 19:49

cheggers How on earth did you manage to explain your hospitalisation then?

What do you do at work then? I had no idea you were so important!

I am seek - so seek - this baby does not love mummy.

CUNextTuesday · 20/12/2009 19:52

Have you tried ginger biscuits?

skihorse · 20/12/2009 19:55

You look tired cunty, let me help you sit down.

CUNextTuesday · 20/12/2009 19:57
skihorse · 20/12/2009 20:01

Actually that sounds lovely!

CUNextTuesday · 20/12/2009 20:06
givecarrotsachance · 20/12/2009 20:40

ooh was looking at NHS crappy pregnancy book today and freaked at diagram of nearly-term fundus point just below boobs.

Getting SO fucking irritated at NHS paperwork. So, on maternity notes re birth plan (already written - call me Mrs Prepared) there's a question saying something like, "would you like to have an injection around the delivery to stop you from bleeding to death". Um, now let me think about that for a nanosecond says first time mum who doesn't know about it. FUCK NO says my birth plan, I would rather bleed to death than have anyone stick a needle into me, clamp the cord before the baby can breath properly and risk the placenta getting stuck of there leading to major surgery for no actual reason you irritating form-writers who imply that yoy may bleed to death when you won't and actually it's just a load of NHS controlling doctor interventionist crap. . Sorry - pet hate. I HATE it when the NHS "guides" people into what it wants rather than giving them the information to make up their own minds. And before anyone lectures me, I do understand the pros and cons of the injection - it's not that but the wording of the form that makes me mucho and [ranty emoticon].

Pregnancy book also suggests having sex around the 14th cycle day to maximise conception opportunity. How hard would it be to put in a paragraph about how this will change depending on cycle length and to get further information if needed rather than just stating that ovulation is around day 14 end of story.

I see a pregnancy book going into the recycling bin in my very near future. .

Current pregnancy symptoms seem to be extreme reactions to stuff . We walked past Pizza Hut the other night when they were closing and saw the manager (YES THE MANAGER) letting a bunch of balloons off into the air. YOB and I both simultaneously yelled "NOOOOOOOOO" and ran over and started ranting at the poor, bemused chap. Turns out he'd been doing it for 10 years and just never thought, what goes up, must come down, and will litter/kill animals/etc.

Other than that, not feeling tired anymore, boobs still tingly but def smaller, bloating and loo stuff gone (what looked like a bump is no longer and I fit into my biggest pre-diff trousers but not my normal jeans) and generally not feeling sick, although I felt a bit dodgy this evening. Refusing to think there's a problem so am just going with it and seeing what happens without trying to poke my boobs too much. I know that when the scan comes round I will be absolutely crapping myself but it's not until 11th Jan. I am also knicker checking like a nutter, but what can you do - I may as well just enjoy feeling well.

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CurlyCasper · 20/12/2009 20:49

well, as I just posted accidentally in the BESH thread, I'm peeing like the most incontinent of incontinent OAPs. And trapped wind is continuing to plague me. Bought some tablets today, then pulled leaflet out and it said preggos should not use - damn. Feel like there's permanently a fart stuck inside me - and that is putting pressure on my bladder too. Makes all the Christmas desserts planning we were doing today difficult. I want to know I'll have room to eat and enjoy this stuff!

Someone commented that I was showing last night. Told him it was dinner. Didn't dare add the bit about the trapped farts!

skihorse · 21/12/2009 05:57

carrots Shirley if you OV on the perfect day 14 you should actually be doing the nasty stuff around day 12 to ensure the little swimmers are primed and ready to dive upon our decrepid short-lived ova?

I managed to sleep for an epic 18 hours yesterday - I'm so glad I've now got 2 weeks off work to well, sleep really.

I was supposed to be going to Germany today but I get the heebie-jeebies driving in snow. I bought a house in the Ardennes 5 years ago and had horrific snow - but because nobody else was going to drive me to work I had to do it myself for 4 winters and had a bad smash once. Now, if I don't have to drive in it I won't. Oh to have a 4WD!

I'm up nice & early for a big bowl of meusli and a banana in preparation for the rest of the day feeling bleurrgh.

Curly eep! "Oh it's nothing, I just have trapped wind" "oh, there we go!"

skihorse · 21/12/2009 13:33

I just wanted to tell you all how lovely jailbait is.

I got up at half six this morning because I didn't actually feel pukey... gave him a quick cuddle and apologised for being so crap, he said:

"I love that you're pregnant."
"I love looking after you."

n.b., neither said in a creepy, forceful, "if you are incapacitated darling" way!

CurlyCasper · 21/12/2009 13:36

awwwwww, bless! Lucky you. SFF just keeps laughing at me and all my windy farty burpiness...

(But he does look after me)

givecarrotsachance · 21/12/2009 13:57

Aww that's so sweet!

Mine also is just luuurvely although he's banning me from sharing the mulled wine I'm making for tonight's carol singers. Humph.

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Ponymum · 21/12/2009 15:06

Well I do have a 4WD but I am still terrified of driving in the snow!

I have just got back from an epic trip to hospital to have my triple test and see the physio. Last night I gazed out at the continuously falling snow and told MrP I was too chicken to drive to the hospital and how would he feel about us not actually having the triple test? Obviously he talked me into being brave, and he even got up early to prepare the car for me. Aren't these men folk being nice to us atm? (But then I did manage some SFF last week which may have something to do with his kindly feelings.)

Anyhoo, I am actually scared about the triple test results. Because of my age I am already a 1 in 73 risk of Downs. The results will be available on Thursday. The midwife said that if it's low risk, they'll just send a letter, but if it's high risk, they'll phone me on Thursday (Christmas Eve). So I somehow have to last until 5pm on Christmas Eve without getting a phonecall from the hospital. What a prospect.

CurlyCasper · 21/12/2009 15:20

Poor pony. what a rubbish system. Surely it would be best if they phoned you either way. I'm going to think positive thoughts for you, and I hope you get a nice gift in the form of no phone call.

LOL ref fun sex=nice husband!

givecarrotsachance · 21/12/2009 15:32

pony my nuchal fold gives me an option to choose how I'm contacted whatever the risk. I've chosen - phone me, day or night, whatever I'm doing. Can you see if they will do this for you or are they totally fixed?

1 in 73 is still REALLY low anyway. Mine is about 1 in 400 which is around twice as bad as when I had LC, but I wasn't too concerned about it them - and 1 in 400 isn't much different to 1 in 1000. I'm not saying, hey, don't worry, coz that's stupid. Or maybe I am but that's not quite what I mean. I'm kinda trying to be reassuring, but I guess that's not possible. Anyways, let us know the results when you have them.

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Cosmosis · 21/12/2009 17:17

well currently my only symptom is painful nipples and a permanently foul mood. Grump.

skihorse · 21/12/2009 18:43

How are you feeling precious? I haz missed our daily contact and I hope you get your proper internet back tomorrow.

givecarrotsachance · 21/12/2009 22:57

20 carol singers due round tonight at 8.30 for mince pies and mulled wine.

7.00 2 bottles of wine, 1/4 bottle of brandy and random spices poured and ready to stew.

7.30 telephone call from vicar to say carol singing cancelled but he would come round anyway (vicar is a bit younger than me (you can see him in our wedding photos), very cool and loves talking geek stuff to YOB (eek)). Vicars have friends too .

8.30 vicar comes round and is served mulled wine. YOB doesn't drink so it seems rude not to partake - not to mention suspicious.

Boy, it was good. [hiccup emoticon]

But I've not eaten any blue cheese so I'm fine

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givecarrotsachance · 21/12/2009 22:58

Oops I should have mentioned that I only had one glass. Sent vicar home with a flask full of the stuff for him and his wife to enjoy, and will take the rest to work to give away tomorrow...

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skihorse · 22/12/2009 06:10

I bought myself a bottle of Baileys yesterday rots, dunno when I'll drink it but it's there - waiting.

I haz told rots, I iz having horrible dreams involving quads and having palpitations (palps not a dream, they is real). The palpitations are really scaring me now and I will have to talk to the mw tomorrow when I go for my scan... and I now can't read the time on the letter they gave me. It's all falling apart - as am I.

Nice sex-dream about Ben Fogle though. n.b., no labradors involved.

CurlyCasper · 22/12/2009 09:08

sex dreams here too! Actually very calming and gave me the best night's sleep I've had in a couple of weeks. Was still knackered after short dog walk this morning though (before I'd even started getting ready for work). Another day of boredom looms...

CurlyCasper · 22/12/2009 09:13

ski are you being scanned this week? Anyone else?

skihorse · 22/12/2009 09:33

Curly Yes, tomorrow I will find out how many baybeez I haz!

As for the tiredness it's just ridiculous. Jailbait has just been in to town to buy his xmas present from me because it was way too much for me to carry home - oooh, all of 400m (if that!) from our front door. Meanwhile I got dressed, stripped the bed, put a load in the machine and got the new Dyson out... and now I'm sat down for a "wee rest" because I'm knackered again.

Are you busy emailing dear Cossie?

givecarrotsachance · 22/12/2009 09:41

last time I had a sex dream it was with Michael Jackson and YOB thought it would be really funny to tell my mum about it .

ski see other place but waiting to hear your news from today.

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CUNextTuesday · 22/12/2009 11:11

I'm bieng scanned tomorrow too innit

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