The PESH Deli serving gin cocktails, blue cheese and softly cooked egg sarnies

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Welcoming all BESH PESH "grads". Full bar service. Today serving:

Softly scrambled eggs with a side order of prawns, moules mariniere, pate on toast, swordfish and tuna bake with a full cheese board of stilton and unpasturised brie.

So they say Cosmosis. We will have to run a PESH survey once all the results are in and the BESHies have come over. Afaik, only cheggers is riding the double-decker bus right now.

yes, but i am quite clearly an insane greedy BESH who should be done for irresposible misuse of a pipette

although to be fair, despite all the alarmist hysterics of 'twin dangers' i've found it all to be a bit of a doddle .... (if we sweep the brief hospitalisation episode under the carpet [whistles])

hope have not spoke too soon. belly starting to get scary big now.

bloke who sits opposite me in work finally pulled me up today. and there was me thinking i was getting away with it lol.

chegs how many weeks are you now?

My nipples hurt - just wanted to say.

as you were

I hear you iggy, I am embarassed by my permanently hard nipple sirens. Jailbait pointed out last night that they're constantly visible through bra, vest top and jumper - I've tried wearing a scarf to detract attention but it's still very "hello boys". Also I yelped last night when I pulled a vest top down over them and the top sort of grazed them.

Mine too - constantly hard and v. sensitive/ painful...

Hi PESHies. Moany, moany, vomitty, vomitty, exhausted, dizzy, grumpy, yuck.
(See, you don't really want me around do you?)

I'm feeling good today - no nausea, boobs reasonably comfortable (in context anyway), not too tired now I'm home - but I'm ruining it all by having somehow (maybe in bed?) twisted my neck and I'm stiff as a board and stink to high heaven of horse linimentNot ACTUALLY horse liniment, it's what we call Red Dragon Oil which is a heat rub from the Chinese docs, but it smells like horse liniment.

* me being a person, not a horse* ** or a number

OK so my got screwed up, but you get the point.

In the last 18 hours I haz:

Cried
Fallen asleep way too early
Demanded ice-cream
Thrown up
Sat on the bath because I didn't have the energy to brush my hair AND my teeth without a rest in between.

Please to be glowing?

Tsk you are just not TRYING hard enough.

Mind, I ordered my xmas food online with Tesco last night and afterwards I was so knackered that I nodded off and apparently 'resembled an old person in a home' - grey of complexion with my gob hanging open

I've discovered all sorts of stuff goes on in my house when I'm asleep on the couch. He tells me things which have been happening and I say "when?" and he'll tell me "when you were sleeping before Gaving & STacey", or "when you were sleeping after NCIS". My life is just one long snooze interrupted by a bit of TV - but not too much because it wears me out.

Btw, I'm interviewing people this aternoon on a particular specialist subject of which I know virtually nothing - suggestions for questions? I was thinking "how bad's the snow where you are?"

What's the specialised subject???

@ throwing up, etc. @ ice cream

Still feeling V well today - not even terribly tired - and at 8 weeks that's very . However, I'm actually, really not too worried, even though my boobs have deflated and I've drunk 2 cups of tea in two days - and enjoyed them. Que sera, sera.

Actually, my boobs DO hurt if poked. And they just ached spontaneously so I'm sure all really is fine!

rots Ab Initio meta-driven data transformation. You can email me your suggestions if they're too technical for here.

Keep poking - it's the only way to be sure!

Cossie's symptoms are kicking in. or depending on how you look at it.

ski You really are Jen from The IT Crowd, aren't you? Why don't you ask them "So what does IT actually stand for?". (Note, my favourite episode was on the other day, where they all become addicted to 'Friendface'. Chortle!)

We are buried in snow here. Nobody has yet managed to leave the village except on a tractor. Our cleaner walked through the snow from the next village and is now wondering how she'll get back as the snow is still falling. Current plan is MrP will walk back with her (2 Miles on a bridle track). So then he'll be lost in the snow.

yes but how chivalrous. A man to be proud of.

Ponymum hehe I love FriendFace with Moss telling everyone about his and Jen's sexlife - and when Roy's ex-girlfriend has been crying and her make-up really is The Joker - makes me howl! But my all time favourite is still the work outing.

"I thought I could make it work between us because you look a bit like a man."

What sort of a slave-driver are you that you've made your cleaner crawl on her hands and knees through the snow? You're the sort who posts AIBU to charge my cleaner for teabags aren't you?

Damn, you have finally discovered my true character.

Actually, if she ever tries to make herself a cup of tea I not only charge her for the tea bag, but also for the water rates and electricity for boiling the kettle. She's not allowed milk or sugar, either. I mean, you don't want them taking liberties, do you?

Ponymum I think I'd do Moss. Actually, I think at uni I probably did do Moss. 140 people on the course, 10 wimmins. We vowed to "do" all of them. We gave up after 40 or so because the rest were just too vile to contemplate.

when the ski one says about my symptoms, we went christmas shopping last night and I had to stop for a rest at the top of the stairs in waterstones!

Still no feely puky.

I don't go anywhere these days without a placky bag. I wonder if this is a flash-forward to life over 70 Cossie? "oooh I need a sit down and a cuppa luv" after riding the Stannah stairlift down to the hall.

ski don't you mean Ab Initio data -driven data transformation?

rots I do of course mean metadata driven transformation, but I actually asked him he'd had much snow and if he'd ever been on the Eurostar before.

pony I hope you remember that what goes down the drain is charged for as well as what comes in through the taps - so if she wastes any tea, remember to charge her sewerage.

ski similar thing wiv me - about 2 girls on a 30-peeps course, although my best matie was gay so we checked 'em all out together - but found 'em all failing, so didn't bother.

cosmo I always, diffed or not, have to have a rest at the top of the stairs at Waterstones, although that's probably just because I'm fat.