Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

by the way, totally understand that the strategy i've described may well be easier to do in a work scenario with an unrelated client that you try to not be too emotionally involved with than with your own flesh and blood in your own home when emotions are running very high x

i have it all to come!

Morning morning all!

Frekkles, I thought your medicine giving advice was, well, quite wonderful! All the sunshine and clouds almost had me welling up! . Also, wide-on? . I learn so many new words on MN! Sorry you are still feeling poorly. Here, have a virtual biscuit.

Puzzle - I've only seen the trailers for secretary, but I do see what you mean about the sleaziness. Dirty, dirty boy.

I am sad as I have run out of milk, which means I'll actually have to get up and leave the house to go to the shop! What a f*ing liberty!

Morning

Lulu - lol well done for breakfasting before logging on

Frekkles - thats good that you and john are making progress, the calendar thing is good, dh and i do that, it helps just incase we forget to tell each other about a night out/event coming up and its in the kitchen so it always checked.

Boffin - i have mental images of rabbits wearing sporrans

Frekkles - is getting a wide on similar/the same as getting a lob on????

hahahaha.... wide on! that's left over from my east anglia school days. the female equivalent of a hard on. I've never heard of a lob on nutty, but I should imagine you knew where I was coming from.

i daren't even eat virtual biscuits dear Ju for fear of nausea and heartburn and stuff from tother end. grrrrrrrr.....

Morning all!!!

I have skimmed the previous few posts and can confirm that my virgin birth will be taking place on easter sunday

I can't believe that Snobs is still open - I remember trying to get into there when I was 17 and failing (I'm now 31!) How old are you Juwes? When were you at college in Birmingham? You don't remember Ritzy's and Exile's do you? (most of my B'ham clubbing was underage, so I've only ever been to snobs once and we went to some sad, horrendous dives). I now consider myself far too old for that king of malarky.

It's interesting about the roughness of different places - at night Leamington Spa is the worst place I have ever been to for fights, dickheads etc. I went to uni in Manchester and am including Coventry in my analysis.

My baby has also slowed a bit but the movements when they happen are very violent. I keep getting a bit worried, drinking a can of Diet coke then lying on my back lol!

Isn't the weather amazing - bizarrely my back/buttock pain is better and I have been out in the real world. Unfortunately, I have to wait in for the gas engineer to service my boiler this afternoon and go to Sainsbury's this morning, so today will be less than entertaining!

Oh dear, both ends playing up? Maybe Nutty will swap you that HobNob for an omeprazole!

i went to university in b'ham, lived off the dudley road for a bit, then at fiveways then in holywood. snobs rings a bell!

Morning Brettgirl! I'm 29 - I was at college 96-98, but in Stourbridge, with excursions into Brum. Don't remember Ritzy's, but the name Exile's rings a bell. I can't be doing with clubs anymore either. For one thing, on the whole they just don't serve enough food!

Glad the pain is easing. Hooray for an afternoon servicing!

We could auction Omeprazole - on mumsnet it could raise a fortune.

Brettgirl - glad the pain is better, the cold does seem to affect your joints alot so the warmer weather will help to some degree xx

Omeprazole, Oramorph, Gaviscon - these are the secret pleasures of MN mummies!

lol i feel like a (food/omeprazole) dealer who takes payment in biscuits/chocolate

Frekkles - that was brilliant. Also I never knew that's what you do for a living. I worked with people with a learning disability for quite a long time but not in such a hands on role as you. You do learn a lot from it.

Also 'wide on'. Inspired!

I've seen Secretary. Thought it was very good. Never seen Crash, but have read a bit of j g ballard and he has a very dark mind so I can only begin to imagine.

Brettgirl - v. brave drinking diet coke. I haven't dared touch it with this pregnancy. If I drank it with DD she went even more ballistic than usual. I used to actually think I might get some bizarre internal injury the way she thrashed about in there.

You are too young for Ritzy's then. It's just come to me, it changed to PULSE (I think when I was about 18). Pulse didn't have as many glitter balls though which was a shame.

Puzzle, it does hurt and my leg has gone dead and drags uselessly when I walk, but the surgeon wasn't worried. Frankly my mobility's that crap anyway what's one more body part that doesn't work???

Frekkles, sterling advice about medicine taking there, but at home with toddlers it's more wearing, like you say. Benign physical assault followed by smarties is the worn out mum's alternative IME. Mine haven't sued me yet, anyway ...

Going to collect the pram from the storage unit today, with the help of DD. I thought we needed a transportation mechanism for this poor child.

Tis an exquisite morning here. I am actually having urges to pack DD and a picnic into the car and head to the coast or something.

PS Rispeck Frekkles for your job. I would never have the patience.

Boffin - oh no, you have the leg drag thing too xx (hugs)

LuLu - go for it, its a perfect day for it did dd sleep well last night?

We are like female Quasimodo twins really, aren't we Nutty.

But if I hadn't got SPD I would never have discovered MN and I wouldn't have met you ladies, so it ain't all bad. xx

Boffin - it would seem so