Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

Yes, the illustration is fab

& Ju, I have no idea. I'm surprised that I dragged the word 'pegging' from the murky depths of my brain. It makes me wonder what other bizarre knowledge is in there

Puzzle

Sorry conker

That's quite an in depth article.

PSML @ in depth

Good old Urban Dictionary. There is more than one meaning for pegging.

Um.

Yes, number 7 is quite an eye-opener

Indeed. Did you ever see Crash?

no thats fine - will give dh a laugh - might just leave him to find that page one day if he happens to look at the history etc and he can wonder if i've been planning a new style of sex for after baby number 2 comes along

It'd be an excellent form of contraception, I suppose

Ju, I've not seen it, but I know to what you're referring

Must go and eat something now, i'm bloody starving.

ANYWAY........ its that time again

Thread name time .....

Due April 2009: Episode 21 - Ball pain and milkshakes???

Due April 2009: Episode 21 - Has Babypringle had babypringle??

Due April 2009: Episode 21 - The April races heat up!!! who will be first past the post??

Due April 2009: Episode 21 - RLT officials have stern words with the april mums after stocks plummet!!

Due April 2009: Episode 21 - Cervix searching, perenial massage and RLT the preparations start in ernest.

Due April 2009: Episode 21 - All aboard the anal train!!! Free milkshake refreshments.

JG Ballard lives down my friends road. I found Crash strangely erotic.

Ju, I wiki'd that film - "...and who has a vulva-like scar on the back of one of her thighs, which is used as a substitute for a vagina by Ballard..."

Yes...

On a far more serious tangent - Josef Frtizl trial: how could you possibly be his lawyer? I don't understand. I know everyone is entitled to legal representation, but how could you stand up in court and even attempt to defend that man?

lol the last one obviously!!

I like milkshake refreshments, but I think I will throw my vote in for April races!

Juw - he needs to go through serious pain, sod any defence. slice away his testes a bit at a time?, tiny drops of acid on his skin every hour?, burn out his eyes?. He is unbelievebly evil. any punishment is too good for him imo.

sorry bit of an evil rant there.

Remind me not to cross Nutty...

oops killed thread with fritzel punishment musings

I know - she's scary! .

Lets get back to anal musings, quick!

Puzzle finding Crash erotic almost slipped by without comment there. The trouble is, I don't think I could ever find James Spader erotic, strangely or otherwise!

To be honest, whatever sentence they give him based on that - no matter how well each lawyer does - he'll be dead by the time he's finished serving it anyway.