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Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

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SmuttyNuttyTaff · 13/03/2009 22:31

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

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SpringySunshine · 16/03/2009 20:49

Perhaps it wouldn't have been quite the right tone, no

& stupid men, dragging the women away in the middle of every interesting conversation

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/03/2009 20:50

"not-totally-vanilla" we're back onto milkshakes again

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SpringySunshine · 16/03/2009 20:50

Gwan then, MM - tell us about your anal virginity status

SpringySunshine · 16/03/2009 20:51

Haha, yes

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/03/2009 20:51

Mathsmummy - i have you down as a non anal virgin

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LuLuBai · 16/03/2009 20:51

Aaargh - really gotta go.

Looking forward to catching up on this thread over my Bran Flakes in the morning

PuzzleRocks · 16/03/2009 20:52

Lulu - That's awful. I'm pretty broad minded but I find that disturbing. Like pregnancy porn. Just horrible.

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/03/2009 20:52

See you later lulu enjoy the bran flakes

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SpringySunshine · 16/03/2009 20:52

Oh LuLu, don't introduce bran flakes into the anal conversation

& I agree - MM isn't the sort to be shy about the exploration of orifices

Juwesm · 16/03/2009 20:53

Well, Lulu said there was anal tunnel virginity and anal train virginity, which makes sense, esp for men. On the whole I suppose women only lose the tunnel one, but with certain attachments could also do the train one? I could just phrase it plainly, but I don't want to lower the tone.

conkertree · 16/03/2009 20:53

my goodness - popped on for a quick hello but guess i have come in at a bad point.

i see from my brief skim of a few messages that there have been no more babies so far.

mathsmummy27 · 16/03/2009 20:54

You're right, of course.

Although I was hoping I was slightly more enigmatic...

Juwesm · 16/03/2009 20:54

Is that a non anal-virigin or a non-anal virgin?

mathsmummy27 · 16/03/2009 20:55

rofl Ju!!

oh and Springy I loved your story...brilliant...

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/03/2009 20:55

well there is more than one way to probe an anus and break an anal barrier Juw

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SpringySunshine · 16/03/2009 20:55

Ju wants to know who has partaken in pegging.

& no, no more babies that we know of yet

SpringySunshine · 16/03/2009 20:56

I'm a mine of fascinating anecdotes

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/03/2009 20:56

Sorry Conker - nope no more babies, just lots of smuttyness

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mathsmummy27 · 16/03/2009 20:56

ha ha, love the cartoon!!!

PuzzleRocks · 16/03/2009 20:57

Oh god Ju, that's so wierd. I was only saying to DH earlier how much I would like to see him bite a pillow. He went white.

Juwesm · 16/03/2009 20:57

Who thinks up these terms for everything? Is it the same for girl-on-girl, or is that a different word?

SmuttyNuttyTaff · 16/03/2009 20:57

lol at pegging

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conkertree · 16/03/2009 20:58

glad i am on my home computer and not work one when looking at that springy.

Juwesm · 16/03/2009 20:58

Puzzle - PMSL!

PuzzleRocks · 16/03/2009 20:58

Sorry conker.

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