Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

The worst part is I asked him to.
Third date was whips and chains.

Springy - you either are or you arent you cant be mostly lol

Juw - lol

Puzzle - atta girl i like your style

Through a straw?
With a cherry on?

(These fast-moving threads get v complicated don't they?)

Ju - you mean a tunnel and a train anal virginity. Only possible for men really.

juw - no cherrys on us they have all been popped hence pg state

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."

I was thinking of a.....strap-on train???

DH & I were having an argument about something whilst (non-sexually) spooning. I said that I was more stubborn than he was, so to shut up. He joked that if I didn't stop being so silly he'd bum me. I said that I wasn't going to give in because he threatened something so ridiculous. We continued to be stubborn at each other for a while until he started putting it in there. I tolerated it briefly, but had to wriggle away & admit defeat - especially as there was no lube involved or anything!

It didn't get very far in at all, but technically it was a little bit in.

As far as I know he's really not into it, though. He has an ex who preferred it to vaginal sex, but he's always spoken about it as being a bit unpleasant.

I'm with Nutty in the 'try anything once' camp, though.

Damn right! It's better than yours (though yours sounds tasty )!!

ROFL LuLu

I also think that I may well be filthier than DH - I can't imagine what he'd say if I requested whips & chains

Judging by whips and chains on date 3, Puzzle may know about train virginity!!

Carameli - In answer to your earlier question, my sister used nappies. Don't fancy it myself as you rustle too much.

Lulu - I had a good clean out of my ex's Mums kitchen once while she was on holiday. This was 1999 and I found a packet of Atora suet mix best before 1984!

Springy - hmmm difficult one, see now why you cant classify the experience properly. you can pick and choose really as anal virgin/ boken anal barrier would both be partially true.

I don't suppose the topic will come up very often anyway, so I can probably get away with not making a judgement call

Rats - it's all just getting interesting and DH calls to tell me he'll be home in ten mins so I've got to get some sort of meal ready for him.

Awww, come on, I want to know now if anyone has also lost their anal train virginity? I'm feeling so very beige at the moment!

Springy - well no i dont suppose it will, that is till we all meet up then there will be a quiz

Freshhell - Sorry to hear about DS.

Lulu - I have seen that thread. It makes my skin crawl.

You'd be surprised Springy. I have found myself frequently in converstations about this. Seems most people have (I even overheard some people discussing anal sex at my wedding - I didn't join in the conversation as I thought it 'not in keeping' with the pure virginal white thang I was trying to pull off that day)

Well naturally

Seriously though, the more I think about it, the more I think that I have the potential to be a lot more adventurous in the bedroom than DH does. I get quite shy at the discussion stages of things, but will always try stuff - especially if there's alcohol involved. I think he'd probably find a lot of the not-totally-vanilla things uncomfortable. I'm not totally sure because we've had so much more pregnant sex than non-pregnant sex, so it's not been representative. I'm interested to see what happens afterwards

Puzzle - someone on that thread said that there is a guy who will pay extra to watch you actually lactating.

It's things like that that would make me feel self conscious about breastfeeding in public (although normally I wouldn't give two hoots)

..it may be time for me to make a cameo...;)

Ju - I'm intrigued. What the hell is anal train virginity?