Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

This is true Lulu

i will fess up to having lost my anal virginity, i have always been of the mindset of i will try anything once within reason

Ooh, ball experiments. [grabs clipboard, dons white coat and dirty great boots for kicking with] [http://www.camden-boots.co.uk/New_Rock_161_p/mp161.htm these should do]

I have a girlfriend who once slept with a guy who asked her to chew on his penis. She didn't go back for seconds.

MrsFossil - It would take more than cake from DH to get me rampant . I seem to have expanded vastly over the weekend. I'm so awkward now.

Bleu - This is you

Oooh, Nutty, that sounds delicious. You know I'm a milkshake whore! . But actually it's for WFH!!

I have heard the arguments about added tightness and so on, but I don't really see why you would turn down a perfectly good vagina!

chew?

Wierdo

Have you seen that thread on the breastfeeding topics about men who buy breastmilk to drink themselves?

Breastmilk fetishists - hmmmmmm. So not only free, but you can actually turn a profit from it?

On similar but nicer theme - how do breast milk banks work? Do you just drop into the local NICU with a few spare bags, or do you go in and provide then and there?

Puzzle - lol at penis chewing

LuLu - yep, dont get that tbh???

Juw - that could be taken soooooo may ways

Yeah - intriguing thought isn't it. A friend of mine found a channel for selling used shoes to a man with a foot fetish. He actually wanted them as smelly as possible.

Who could be taken so many ways???

DH took my anal virginity on our second date.

Ju I think Boff mentioned that she had donated milk before so she may be able to answer. Or I may be imagining that.

Ju I think Boff mentioned that she had donated milk before so she may be able to answer. Or I may be imagining that.

sorry for double post

quick work there Puzzle

Second date? Wow.

What happened on the third date???

Puzzle - thats love for you

BB - your sign off error made me laugh

Yours in anticipation

Jolene

Juw - a milkshake whore dipped shaken stirred, double drilled/ whisked even

Puzzle - did he take it though?? or did you give it willingly? that is the million dollar question

Creamy.

Did he take it????? That's a slightly different realm of anal virginity isn't it?

with or without bits??

I'm mostly an anal virgin

Do you have a giving one and a receiving one? I'm such a virgin!!!

You'll obviously have to explain mostly!