Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

Hello?

OK -either I have totally killed the thread or you are all looking at pictures of other people's mucus threads.

Helloooo?

Phew Nutty you are still there. Got paranoid.

I want to look now, but I'm scared. I think that reaction answers my question about whether it's obviously a plug, though

Oh, I'm still here Just being a bit quiet because DH will be home soon & I'm spending a bit of time getting things into a semblance of order & doing some laundry & whatnot.

i think the size of it would rather depend on the size of the bit it plugs??

Springy - yup tis pretty obvious

Goodness. There's even a YouTube vid .

NOOOOOOOOOO!!! thats wrong on soooooo many levels!!

??????????

Someone FILMED it????

My cake isn't going to get baked, and my spag isn't going to get bol'd if I continue to sit here like this. On a plus side, my small experiment with decoupage seems to have been successful, and I can now move onto Stage 2 - jungle animals for nursery door.

here. I have only watched the beginning seconds - something exciting might happen further in!

Juw - nooooooo take it away!!!!!! i might be tempted to look!! gah!! [resisting emoticon]

It's scientific and everything. There's a petri dish.

Ju - are you doing a jungle themed nursery then?

I was in Homebase earlier and they had Zebra and Lion door-nobs. DD was really keen on them and I nearly caved in and got them for her cupboard doors, but I got her boring,sensible white porcelain in the end. Figured I will decide if and how to decorate the kids' room once I know if this one is a girl or a boy. In the meantime everything is boringly neutral.

but .......still......yuk.....

Not going anywhere near that You Tube thanks Ju.

Another great thing for jungle themed rooms is those flying parrot mobile things to hang from the ceiling. They have those at the swimming pool we go to and DD says hello to every single parrot as she swims around.

OK Juw I just vomited in my mouth - that is disgusting - FWIW that looks very different to my discharge so thinking I am fine!!

Yes Lulu - we've got a load of stuff from the KidsLine Zanzibar range. I'm a real softy for anything with a giraffe on it! I have to prevent myself from buying more and more things, like doorknobs, and keep reminding myself that the LO won't even sleep in there for months, let alone worry about the pattern on the curtain pelmet! But it's soooooo cute, and gender neutral - we've done the walls green below the border and yellow above (it helped that we had leftover green and yellow tins of paint!).

Oh dear. Text from DH. "Have you made marmalade cake". Ooops. I did say I would.

Thank god DS has finally gone to sleep, thought I was never gonna get a rest today! A 2 yr old with soooo much energy and a 38wks preg lady....teehee lady? with no energy are finding it difficult to get along. How the hell am I gonna cope with 2?

Oh dear. Have just realised that promised cake recipe is chocolate-orange and have no good chocolate to cook with. Do you think I can get away with cheap chocolate augmented with G&B cocoa powder, or should I go to the shop for proper choc?

Ooooh Ju - also in Homebase they have giraffe glove puppets.

these are the sort of parrot mobile things I mean.

Ikea also have some very sweet neutral jungly things.

bumpalump - as I type my nearly 2 year old keeps stage diving off the arm of the sofa and doing a sort of roly poly over my head.

Ju -how far is shop. Would have thought cocoa should do the trick.