Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

"you manage to make West Brom sound upmarket!! Good work!" Hahahahaha You just made milk come out of my nose [glamorous emoticon]

Boffin, I want to come & visit you - that place looks lovely

Ju, do you mean Top Nosh? I love Top Nosh. It's where I broke my 12 year vegetarianism after a night at Snobs. With a doner kebab, naturally. God it was good. & falling asleep in the Snobs toilets is not a good move. I'm surprised you weren't quarantined.

It is gorgeous round by me, admittedly. But that's Cambridge for you.

Springy, are you saying Sheffield is less rough than Birmingham? I'm amazed. Bradford was as rough as it comes (ready for a beating from someone who grew up in Bradford). There was always someone there who needed money for the train to Halifax to get to a hostel/ ho to hospital etc. I think, on the whole, city centres are very nice, the outskirts are pretty dodgy, and then thing get nicer and nicer as you spread out. Leeds is a lovely city, but I wouldn't go wandering round the outskirts at night, if I could help it.

Ha ha ha Springy - DH was telling me about a bloke who tried to scam him for money towards a train fare the other day, and then tried the exact same scam 2 weeks later. DH said "What you still haven't got the fare to Portsmouth? If you'd started walking when you last asked me for money you'd be there by now".

I've only been to Cambridge itself twice. Both times to go to the police station. Once I had to give a statement.

The event I was giving a statement about was in Wilburton, near Ely.

That's the limit of my Cambridge-related experience

Boffin - sounds like a fab day

BB - ((hugs)) as have no useful advice xx

Top Nosh! That sounds right! Not sure a doner kebab counts as breaking vegetarianism, as not sure there is any real meat content in there.

LuLu - lol at your DH classic comeback

And why did you have to go to the police station a second time?

Sheffield is a lot nicer than Birmingham. I actually feel quite twitchy walking around Birmingham these days if I've got my laptop in my bag or whatever - I've never felt anything but safe in Sheffield. It's not perfect, obviously. & has its resident drunks that seem to have created their own idea of a 9-5 day which consists of sitting outside the cathedral drinking cheap cider & shouting at each other (but not bothering anyone else, in fairness) like most cities.

I find Leeds quite intimidating, too. I don't know what it is about Sheffield, but it still has a small-town feeling to it, despite being a cosmopolitan city. I'm much happier bringing a child up here than I would be in Brum, Manchester, Leeds or anywhere like that.

Nutty, you're not a...... trendy???? But....the music....the smut.....????

South because is sunny and warm - but sooooo boring!

more exciting note - how much mucus makes up plug - think i must be unplugged by now!!

BB, I have no idea - but I'm hoping that it's the start of something

& because I was giving a statement because of a charge being made against DH. He had to go back a second time to receive a caution & because it was sort of my fault in the first place, I went with him to keep him company on the drive & try to show my support.

ha! thought you had been all unusually quiet - didn't refresh properly!

No idea about the mucus, OddEyes - I was wondering, is it really obvious that it's your plug? Or is it just increased / thicker discharge?

Juw - i can mix with anyone i wouldnt call myself a trendy at all, i'm a bit of a chameleon tbh i can shake my booty to r&B, rave like a lunatic, Mosh and headbang clad in leather/ pvc and i love it all

That wasn't a personal question about the contents of your knickers, by the way OddEyes. A general question to anyone who knows

I haven't been back to T'North since leaving Uni. I certainly feel safer here in rural(ish) Kent than I would have in Leeds, Bradford, London or any proper city, I think. But then, even the small town I live in has its share of dodgy bits. Once, there was a double-murder!! I think I would be stressy about walking around anywhere town-like in the dark, be it Gillingham, Stourbridge or Bradford. I'm much more of a wuss about such things these days.

variety is the spice of life

Ah, I like chameleon!

Oddeyes I only lost my plug mid-labour and was a bit hazy between contractions so I can't remember all that clearly, but I think it was no more than would fit in an egg.

Where's Mathsmummy? She's the expert on mucus plugs.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh

Just googled mucus plug. People have posted PICTURES!

Why oh why?

Google is a tool for evil as well as a tool for good.

LuLu lol not good i did that too so i could post a diagram for one of the girls and yup some are gross even by my standards!