Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

small world Juw! All my friends were at Kings Ed's/Stourbridge College, was a great place to be when of student age!

M5 J1 - West Bromwich, I believe? It truly is deeelightful Lulu, you really have to be there to believe it!

Boing Boing!

springy, my sis went to KE's. I live about 10 mins walk from there! I go to aquanatal at Crystal Leisure Centre )

Springy - shagpile no shagging for you missy, pile or no pile!!

LuLu, my family live less than 2 miles from junction 2 of the M5 - you should send him round to visit. It wouldn't be at all awkward

Your day sounds lovely. I'm so - it's things like that that make me really want to be a mum. Apart from the having to perform ring-a-ring-of-roses indefinitely

Yeah J1 would be West Brom! I live off J4.

Where did you used to live Juw?

springy - my family also live less than 2 miles from J2 of the M5, handy for Toys R Us!!

LuLu - i want to eat cookies in the park

Boooooo to King Ed's - that's the posh one!! Rumour had it the students couldn't wear jeans and boys had to wear ties!!

I went to Stourbridge College (the not posh one), but I feel I have to say I did an International Baccalaureate as opposed to an NVQ in plumbing, otherwise I may get thrown off MN!

What a small world! I miss being a care-free student!

ROFL - springy I think I am sporting a hideously threadbare shagpile myself. Hahaha.

Had a basic wax a couple of weeks ago (couldn't face anything exotic like a Brazilian) and then decided to trim remainder (wanting to avoid a scary mohican effect) with a variety of attachments on a beard trimmer. The effect is disastrous. So much so that I don't want DH anywhere near it! Got to make sure I get it sorted out before actual labour.

They definitely wear jeans there now! They take over the high street at lunchtime, and Mary Stevens Park!

lol LuLu that's so funny!

Nutty, I wish I could say 'no pile' but I'm taking up my shagging again soon - I'm full term on Saturday, so I refuse to punish myself much longer!

My favourite memory of Crystal Leisure's from when I was about 8. I went with my school friend & a few of her other friends for her birthday. Me & one of the girls I didn't know both got stuck in the rapids & couldn't swim out, so were left being swept around in circles fearing for our lives until they eventually turned off. We were best friends for years after that

Small world, isn't it? If only people lived in Sheffield where it'd actually be useful to me now!

I lived in Brierley Hill, Surprise. The Crystal was the best thing ever! That slide! The rapids!!

And I used to work at Boots in Dudley, not far up the road from the aforementioned Toy r Us!

Springy - Furry Muff you can shagpile all you like on saturday

they have us doing star jumps round the rapids (turned off!) at aquanatal.

My best friend moved to Sheffield a few years ago, she still works there but lives in Chesterfield now.

I have been to Sheffield, Springy, but only the once, so not enough to be able to reminisce. I was at Uni in Bradford and we got the train down once to visit friend of a friend at Sheffield Uni. All I remember is some hideous monstrosity of a block of flats near the bus station. And presumably we went shopping at Meadowhall, but I don't remember.

Ju, you should've seen my SF - we got sent home if the fabric of our jackets didn't match our skirts / trousers. Not just the colour, even - the fabric. Skirts had to be at least knee length & neither swishy nor pencil-style. We weren't allowed to take our jackets off around school unless 'shirt sleeve order' was declared, which happened on about 3 of the very hottest days of the year. Boys had to wear ties & were allowed to wear V-neck jumpers, but not round neck. & only in grey, navy or black.

These are only some of the rules. & they were far more relaxed than the uniform rules for the main school.

There is a Toys R Us there? And DH told me there was nothing at all.

Will have to pack him off shopping for a pressie for DDs upcoming birthday!

Smutty - as soon as you've had the baby you will be back to eating cookies in the park. I went to Victoria Park in Bath. Have you ever been? Took me forever to find a parking space but it was worth it. I don't think I have ever seen such a big playground. DD and I both have sand between our toes now. It felt like we were on holiday.

the slide is still there too Juwe. The big yellow one that goes outside! My DS's love going on there!

Ah Nutty, I love you! You must be one of the only other people in the world who says Furry Muff, for fair enough!!!

Lulu, Toys r Us is off J2 but it is only about 5 mins from J1 and you can't miss it so he has no excuse

Oh, the big yellow slide! Yes! With the little green & red lights to tell you when to go & I'd be so impatient for it to turn green & would sometimes decide that it must be safe by now & just threw myself down the slide, despite the red light, before anyone could stop me Ah, the illicit thrills of childhood

Crikey Springy, where did you go? King Ed's in Brum? I don't think we had any rules at all. There were only 3 of us on the course, and we got away with murder.

LuLu - ooooohhh Vicky Park in bath is the best!! tis a nightmare to park though, i sympathise, what a lovely day to go there as well i bet your dd loved it