Due April 2009: Episode 20 - Angst Ridden Fruity Fornication

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

sorry couldnt help myself

on the last episode of april 2009 mums to be ..........

OddEyes & Babypringle are possibly going into labour Very Exciting!

Kaz & Skiingone - posted birth stories

lots of Fruity Smut, I was caught by the Fruit Fuzz and restrained

Lots more smut.......smutt...smutt

BB & WFH still havent popped (though we now have a birthing ticket system) We have to wait our turn

Boffin's AP causes more greif, beatings were handed out to a soundtrack

More commune talk

Morphine chasers with lots of soundtracks that take you back to the good ol' days

Springy & Suprise have gone to Brum for the weekend.

contractions/BH's/ movement/ailments aplenty

sorry if i have missed anything out ....

One of my very best friends works at that Toys R Us. In fact, he was employee of the month there last month

I had forgotten the red and green lights!

Springy - would love to send DH round to your parents "Hello - my wife met your daughter on an internet chat room. Any chance of a bite to eat?" Hahaha

DH says furry muff for fair enough too

I went to Five Ways. The school's run like some sort of fascist regime.

Juw love you too

Right thats Nias room half painted (the coloured half, white to go) 3 loads of washing done and hung out, children collected and fed. One down for a nap . Chickens sorted, dishwasher loaded cup of coffee made and a ds demanding I play lego Indiana Jones so will you please slow down because I do not have to catch up on it all. Its all a load of bollocks from what I can see so if someone can do me a summary I would be very grateful

my friends daughter goes to that school now.

My Nan and Grandad lived just up the road from Toys r Us, near a park - can't remember what it's called. And my Aunt and Uncle got married at Round's Green Methodist Church. And I can remember always looking out, as a little girl, for the white dome on top of the Savacentre in ??Oldbury.

bronze, stop it! Go & sit in the naughty corner with bleu You productive women are putting the rest of us to shame!

LuLu, I don't see the problem with that at all

Smutty - DD lurrved it. She squealed with excitement the moment she saw where we were going. She went on everything about 600 times. And made her poor old pregnant ma go on a fair few things too.

And still she's not tired.

Bronze - In summary - we're all a load of Yam yams, in need of some hedge trimming!

Bronze - In summary - we're all a load of Yam yams, in need of some hedge trimming!

Oooops!

Bronze - Evil housework, Bollocks, carpet, laminate,sofa and ball dwelling, deforrestation, brum, parks and waterslides. very short and to the point summary for you

Yes, that's Oldbury "Savacentre, pick your nose & enter!" as we used to sing. We were so witty. It was the scene of most of my toddler tantrums

surprise, which year?

Smutty, Bleu - you can be honorary yamyams, as Wales is the holiday destination of choice for everyone from the Black Country. Sundays at Barmouth anyone? Plus, there's a Bathams near Betws-y-coed, which makes it home from home for me, as I grew up within spitting distance of the Bathams' Brewery.

LuLu - probably over-excited adrenalin, still she will sleep well tonight lol and so will you by the sounds of things

I've lost another HobNob. Where do they keep going?

My nan and grandad lived by a park by Toys R Us too (actually my nan still does, she's 95 bless her), on the Birmingham New Road, Tividale Park.

Springy, she is just 13 so...Year 8 I think??

Juw - thanks for the hounor whats a yamyam?

Ah, I'd put it back in the packet.

sorry juw

You should be honoured young lady

Yamyams are folk from the Black Country, because we say "Y'am" as in "Yo am" as in "You are". Y'see?

ummmmm y'ep??